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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Homo Tape

Bitch really isn’t a curse word right? I mean, it is used in pet shops and veterinarian offices throughout the world.

For example: “Dr. Dog Lover, please give that bitch over there some food.” Or, “yo, how much is that bitch in the window”?

Answer: “Two thousand dollars.”

Reply: “What, you must be crazy. I ain’t gonna pay 2g’s for that bitch.”

In other news, Russia is now the enemy. We should have attacked them when Patton had his tanks in Germany. You know it and I know it.

Now, we have to deal with Russian hegemony sacking wonderful cities in the middle of Gods trash dump. Which leads me to my next question: why in the world is Ukraine and Georgia up for NATO inclusion? That’s absurd.

That’s like Russia recruiting Puerto Rico to join the Warsaw Pact.

Truly, our nation is run by imbeciles.

Separate from “The Fly’s” stance on war and peace, the market is “homo-hammering” short sellers to death. It is taking them by the suspenders and punting them, mind you, past the end zone into the lodge section.

VeraSun Energy Corporation [[VSE]] raised capital today, via secondary. I want to be a buyer into this dilution, as a point in fact, viz.

Finally, Vulcan Materials Company [[VMC]] is a filthy whore from the south of Bronx. I do not like her and wish she was dead. But, I do like the fat rollers from Chipotle Mexican Grill, Inc. [[CMG]] .

NOTE: I believe Hansen Natural Corporation [[HANS]] takeover rumors are running rampant. I will hold onto my shares until tomorrow.

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23 comments

  1. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    You’re on the edge of losing it Fly.

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  2. Cajun

    lol, you are internet gold.

    “Fly Phelps”

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  3. DB

    Fly:

    What are you doing with your CLNE?

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  4. snort

    Heads up on LCC news

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  5. Juan Valdez

    Russia gets Puerto Rico? Oh no- Not that! Anything but that!

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  6. The Fly

    CLNE is a long term hold.

    I sold out my trading portion of the position.

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  7. TraderCaddy

    … and MacArthur should have been allowed to take out China when he had the chance. It was Truman’s fault both times (Russia and China). At least we would have had poison free pet food.

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  8. Juice

    https://admin.minyanville.com/assets/FCK_Aug2007/File/A1.%20T.woo/ndx%20monthly.jpg

    NDX monthly chart … a break below would be significant .. not todays bidness.

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  9. The Fly

    Martha Stewart is a true gangster.

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  10. Kiwin

    On a related note, Don Quixote is the shit.

    Good book, Aaa.

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  11. The Fly

    Best book ever written.

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  12. kenny rogers

    russia shmussia. i enjoyed the ‘nuclear primacy’ article some1 posted. made me feel warm and cozy.

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  13. Temporary King of the Peanut Gallery Tab
    Temporary King of the Peanut Gallery Tab

    The best book ever written would be The Brothers Karamazov which makes Don Quixote look like a piquant travel catelogue of the Iberian Peninsula.

    To Senor Cervantes long moldering chagrin, so would anything else penned by Dostoevsky.

    __

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  14. alphadawgg

    “yo” and “bitch” are precursors to swearing and cursing. Watch yourself, sonny.

    On a military note, I am ashamed at our response to Russian aggression by our “Commander in Chief”.

    WTF?? Why doesn’t Bush just send Putin a bouquet of flowers and a coupon for a free bird hunting trip to El Rancho Fucktardo?

    I mean, come on, guys! Act like you got a pair!!!

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  15. The Fly

    Right. I agree.

    We should be dispatching nukular (sic) submarines into the Baltic by now, a ala Red October.

    Russia will pay for this affront.

    Short WBD.

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  16. canuck visionary
    canuck visionary

    So now mr. Fly wants to get into a pissing contest with the russkies. You yanks are already up to your neck in arab squabbles and barely hanging on. Stick to your candy ass charts and reports, bank some coin and leave the rest of us alone. hows that for some bitchin.

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  17. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    You’re wasting your time canuck, fly doesn’t care how many people get incinerated, as long as his LMT stock is rising.

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  18. Kiwin

    A nuke will arrive shortly canuck. And don’t act like Canada isn’t filled to the brim with the chart chomping pseudo French.

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  19. Alex Trebek

    Take off ya Hosers!

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  20. haileris

    Western Europe wants them in NATO to protect their precious oil pipelines.

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  21. InternationalGroupie

    OH NO, H&S everywhere….buy buy buy. Tommorrow’s selloff will mean huge (absolute value) profits yeah!!!

    So buy buy buy! Buy a little. Buy some GOOG. live a little -some douchebag.

    Seriously, buy some FXP.

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  22. Scum Bucket Bitchez
    Scum Bucket Bitchez

    I agree w/ international groupie, buy, buy, buy! Buy the war machine, short the financials. Volume is pathetic, get off the sidelines ya hosers!

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