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My IQ is Higher Than Yours

Don’t get all uppity with yourself. It’s not the behaviour of a gentleman to brag or boast about your wins. Respect your fellow man and help him see the light.

Aside from that, I had another grande day, with wins to the left and wins to the right. Most of my day was spent discussing current events and the state of the NY Mets baseball team.

As far as the market goes: You cannot stop Senor Tropicana; you can only hope to contain him.

Speaking of which, the ‘illegal Mexicans’ that I hire to do my landscaping broke a few garden lights. The next time I see them, I will throw garden gnomes, with pipe bombs attached, at them.

At the end of the day, I bought more [[SKF]] . Without a doubt, the market will be knifing to new lows by fall.

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24 comments

  1. Topper Harley

    Speaking of new lows, VMC will meet the deadly duo of 200DMA and the 61.8% retracement (5/19-7/11) somewhere at 70.80. My fellow chart-chompers might agree that the bears will run for cover if it climbs beyond that level with volume

    Disclosure: Short VMC

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  2. The Fly

    Topper:

    VMC is an oddity.

    I need to think about it over a few glasses of Merlot.

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  3. anjing bau

    Ever seen the brit comedy Father Ted? Well you’ll be swearing worse than the old priest in no time flat… you will be swearing out the Mexicano groundkeepers in half a dozen languages.

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  4. donkeypuncher

    gnomes, no?

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  5. ICE

    Mr.Fly- We need fine people like you to become a border agent. Please apply at your local ICE office.

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  6. Donny

    532 points away from all fuckery!

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  7. Surely

    “I will throw garden gnomes, with pipe bombs attached, at them.”

    No other writer can hope to come up with amusing material like this – or the timely take on the market along with specific investment opportunities. Thanx.

    How long can Vulcan defy gravity?

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  8. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    Is your software mentioned in another thread, gonna be better than Timothy Sykes’ Pennystocking DVD?

    I only have $297 to blow on weird Internet stock software and I’m waiting for Christmastime to spend it.

    -DT

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  9. Danny

    DT, guaranfuckinteed this software shines the light of christ’s glory all over your trading account.

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  10. Dinosaur Trader

    Really? I love it when God and Money get together.

    Actually, I expect a free copy. I’ll review it or something. Because hey, if it can “shine the light of christ’s glory” on my account, it’ll work for anyone.

    -DT

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  11. JakeGint

    I need to think about it over a few glasses of Merlot.

    Mr. Scott, I believe we’ve discovered our problem…

    _______________

    Danny, if you’re going to be blasphemous, at least get the capitalizations in there.

    And what happened to the Lamp?

    ____

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  12. Q4

    Time To Pretend

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  13. Danny

    Very astute Jake, good memory, but it’s a lantern, not a lamp. Christ wasn’t into that Aladdin shit.

    I’m so used to saying it, sometimes I just drop the lantern. It’s like saying “Go!”, ya know, with the implied “You.”

    So the whole expression I was going for was “DT, guaranfuckinteed this software shines the light of Christ’s Lantern gloriously all over your trading account.”

    I love it when God and Money get together too, I feel very at peace with everything.

    DT you will probably get a free two-week or month-long trial. You may even be eligible for our affiliate program, if your traffic is up to par, 20k/month. Even if it isn’t, your staunch support of our initiative may curry favor with the guy upstairs, and we might be able to let your third tier traffic slide.

    Jake it may sound blasphemous, but I swear on Christ’s benevolent Lantern it isn’t. That’s just how I connect with the lord. I do it via exclamatorys[sic] and occasional lower casings.

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  14. Juancho

    Donny, The Fly is probably ordering up a new keyboard as we speak. The previous one had the C, F, K, and U keys worn out on it.

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  15. Big JC

    A little boldface wouldn’t hurt either, for a little extra “zing”. Especially when expressing your thoughts in the foul language of the Germans.

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  16. Woodshedder

    All I know, is ever since the fly stopped cussing, the evening posts have only gotten like 20 comments.

    That sux. What’s wrong with you fuckers? Can’t you deal with some good ole fashioned clean English?

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  17. boca

    We’re saving up our energy for when Fly gets back to normal.

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  18. DPeezy

    Only a special few have the constitution to swear back at a man who refuses to swear on principle. Come on fuckery!

    The market, this site, and my account all need to see 11k this week or the next.

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  19. Dinosaur Trader

    I’d say stock blog traffic is down because we’re in August and hence the lack of comments, but it appears your traffic is fine.

    I guess it’s just me, hanging out in the third-tier, using “gang slang” inappropriately and making $200 a day while other traders make tens of thousands, who has low traffic.

    -DT

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  20. Woodshedder

    The Fly has become lazy…

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  21. boca

    ouch … you’re tempting fate Shed, trying to get him to swear like that.

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  22. Danny

    DT, spraying a bitch’s face is not “gang slang,” it’s proper usage.

    Don’t worry about the traffic, I think it’s cool, I put in a good word for you.

    I said, “Fly, you know DT be needin dat egstra scrill on the side, don’t be frunnin an hook dat bish up.”

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  23. John Maynard Keynes
    John Maynard Keynes

    I told You, the market can stay irrational longer then The Fly can stay non-profane.

    Imagine the beating that The Fly’s dog has been getting since he cannot verbally purge his frustrations.

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  24. Danny's Drunk Redneck Cousin

    who beats a dog? are you serious? I’ll probably get some flack for this, but I would beat my wife, my friend’s wife, even an anonymous woman on the street before my dog, that’s man’s best friend.

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