I just got back from some stupid fucking meeting. Upon doing so, I see the market is fucking blasting off, with cock in hand. This is a welcomed event for someone, such as myself.
Currently, I am in possession of large quantities of cash. It’s just sitting there, bored as hell, waiting for me to pimp it out. As you know, I have small bets against [[JEC]], [[MXB]] and [[CAT]]—but nothing major.
Also, it’s worth noting, I shorted a little [[HRB]] today. Don’t ask me why.
Long story short:
The market has been weak on rumors and shit. Who knows what will happen to [[FNM]] and [[LEH]]. Maybe, just maybe, they are extraordinary buys down here.
Nonetheless, with my money, I choose not to get involved with speculation and asshattery. I’d rather wait for a bounce, then shoot some fish in a barrel—such as [[FED]], [[FHN]], [[DSL]], [[CORS]] and [[PACW]].
For now, my focus is to debank some of you assholes betting against my [[RIG]].
I’ll have you know, it is my largest position.
NOTE: Hotel stocks are absurd.
UPDATED NOTE: Hotel stocks are the gayest things, since the piano was invented.
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god damn it chivas
Not that there is anything wrong with Hotels or Piano’s
Chiva’s:
You are making a mockery of yourself and that monkey.
MRkcBill:
Take a looksy at LVS, WYNN, MGM and Liberace.
Multi week rally starts now!
Let me guess, you think LEH, FHN are extraordinary buys here due to valuation basis?
Classic!
Who’s that fat fuck smoking a chocolate dick ? I wanna piss on you
I still laugh every time that fucking monkey shows up.
just myself fly. never the monkey.
chivas has been posting that rally monkey on other blogs as well, since 14,000.
Told you to put that shit away Chivas. You’ll be in Fly’s next headline if you don’t watch out.
How can I buy a Rally Monkey T-shirt?
alpha,
thats a fucking lie. this is the only blog i post in. and did not post monkey at 14,000.
dsb,
already told once, go fuck yourself.
chivas,
just messin’ with ya.
Take Mad Max’s advice and grow some thicker skin.
LEH looks cheap here.
alpha,
i was just messing with you too. will not give you any advice though.
I like Monkees
I dare your to bet against America!
How are those fucking monkey’s now?
lol. you hurt his feelings. had to give him a sleeping pill, and his sleeping.
Excessively abusing your monkey causes blindness.
True story.
And bam, just like that, your 100 point rally just got wiped the fuck out with crude poppin’ up $4 on the close. Funny how that happens. Donny, just as I said, that fucking crude oil chart still looks really healthy (weekly and daily), I’m still holding until something changes.
Amazing how many people try to call a top.
For some reason you have chosen to withhold the obeisance that is due to the Calvino for his absolutely fucking monstrous calls on the vegas liberace fan club. Thinking that you are the boy plunger now. Instead of saying danka shein.
Predicting Merlin will show up and proclaim “Poof, you’re rally monkey antics have dissappeared.”
The monkey says this rally is bullshit.
GE is about to “Give you the business”
At 1:38 PM with the market up the Fly was vacillating. At 3PM with the market DOWN he is a brilliant bear.
The Fly and his asshat sycophants can’t see that the financials and generally the market has been STRAIGHT DOWN at a 60 degree angle for six fuckin’ weeks. There is NO MORE MONEY to be made on the short side, and the next move is probaly a 500-point upday.
After which these asshats will claim they covered their shorts “just before the move”.
What a crock of flyshit.
Please cancel my Rally Money T-shirt order.
Thank you.
BS Dodger —
When you come here for the first time, or worse, come here under an assumed alias in order to talk big guy shit, you forget one thing.
You have zero credibility.
Post here a couple of times with your wisdom and insight, so we can gauge whether or not you are worth paying attention to, or if you’re just another worthless fucktard with hate in his heart for past grievances unaddressed.
After making that assessment, maybe we’ll glance at your posts with something more than a casual, “fuck you, fuck off” dismissal.
In the meantime, fuck you, fuck off.
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Note the FACTS that I stated, you moronic Dipshitz. They are independent of identity or “insight”. I repeat for the Dipshitz:
1. At 1:38 PM with the market up the Fly was vacillating. At 3PM with the market DOWN he is a brilliant bear.
2. The Fly and his asshat sycophants can’t see that the financials and generally the market has been STRAIGHT DOWN at a 60 degree angle for six fuckin’ weeks.
So to be shorting this market at this point with odds probably five to one against
the shorter must must be a Moronic Dipshitz or an after-the-fact bullshitter. Like MOST of the position-changers on this site.
And where is YOUR credibility, Mr. Position-changing Dipshitz?