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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Dare You To Bet Against Me

I just got back from some stupid fucking meeting. Upon doing so, I see the market is fucking blasting off, with cock in hand. This is a welcomed event for someone, such as myself.

Currently, I am in possession of large quantities of cash. It’s just sitting there, bored as hell, waiting for me to pimp it out. As you know, I have small bets against [[JEC]], [[MXB]] and [[CAT]]—but nothing major.

Also, it’s worth noting, I shorted a little [[HRB]] today. Don’t ask me why.

Long story short:

The market has been weak on rumors and shit. Who knows what will happen to [[FNM]] and [[LEH]]. Maybe, just maybe, they are extraordinary buys down here.

Nonetheless, with my money, I choose not to get involved with speculation and asshattery. I’d rather wait for a bounce, then shoot some fish in a barrel—such as [[FED]], [[FHN]], [[DSL]], [[CORS]] and [[PACW]].

For now, my focus is to debank some of you assholes betting against my [[RIG]].

I’ll have you know, it is my largest position.

NOTE: Hotel stocks are absurd.

UPDATED NOTE: Hotel stocks are the gayest things, since the piano was invented.

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29 comments

  1. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    http://www.rallymonkey.com/video/kenindex.swf

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  2. nullpointer

    god damn it chivas

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  3. mrkcbill

    Not that there is anything wrong with Hotels or Piano’s

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  4. The Fly

    Chiva’s:

    You are making a mockery of yourself and that monkey.

    MRkcBill:

    Take a looksy at LVS, WYNN, MGM and Liberace.

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  5. BOOMER

    Multi week rally starts now!

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  6. Big Mike

    Let me guess, you think LEH, FHN are extraordinary buys here due to valuation basis?

    Classic!

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  7. R Kelly

    Who’s that fat fuck smoking a chocolate dick ? I wanna piss on you

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  8. Paradigm Shift

    I still laugh every time that fucking monkey shows up.

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  9. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    just myself fly. never the monkey.

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  10. alphadawgg

    chivas has been posting that rally monkey on other blogs as well, since 14,000.

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  11. DSB

    Told you to put that shit away Chivas. You’ll be in Fly’s next headline if you don’t watch out.

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  12. Zenprofit

    How can I buy a Rally Monkey T-shirt?

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  13. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    alpha,

    thats a fucking lie. this is the only blog i post in. and did not post monkey at 14,000.

    dsb,

    already told once, go fuck yourself.

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  14. alphadawgg

    chivas,
    just messin’ with ya.

    Take Mad Max’s advice and grow some thicker skin.

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  15. Dennis Kneale

    LEH looks cheap here.

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  16. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    alpha,

    i was just messing with you too. will not give you any advice though.

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  17. I Like Turtles

    I like Monkees

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  18. CubsRock

    I dare your to bet against America!

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  19. The Fly

    How are those fucking monkey’s now?

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  20. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    lol. you hurt his feelings. had to give him a sleeping pill, and his sleeping.

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  21. Rally Monkey

    Excessively abusing your monkey causes blindness.

    True story.

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  22. Crude Broker

    And bam, just like that, your 100 point rally just got wiped the fuck out with crude poppin’ up $4 on the close. Funny how that happens. Donny, just as I said, that fucking crude oil chart still looks really healthy (weekly and daily), I’m still holding until something changes.

    Amazing how many people try to call a top.

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  23. calvino

    For some reason you have chosen to withhold the obeisance that is due to the Calvino for his absolutely fucking monstrous calls on the vegas liberace fan club. Thinking that you are the boy plunger now. Instead of saying danka shein.

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  24. Richard Head

    Predicting Merlin will show up and proclaim “Poof, you’re rally monkey antics have dissappeared.”

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  25. Leonard The Monkey

    The monkey says this rally is bullshit.

    GE is about to “Give you the business”

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  26. BS Dodger

    At 1:38 PM with the market up the Fly was vacillating. At 3PM with the market DOWN he is a brilliant bear.

    The Fly and his asshat sycophants can’t see that the financials and generally the market has been STRAIGHT DOWN at a 60 degree angle for six fuckin’ weeks. There is NO MORE MONEY to be made on the short side, and the next move is probaly a 500-point upday.

    After which these asshats will claim they covered their shorts “just before the move”.

    What a crock of flyshit.

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  27. Zenprofit

    Please cancel my Rally Money T-shirt order.

    Thank you.

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  28. Jakegint

    BS Dodger —

    When you come here for the first time, or worse, come here under an assumed alias in order to talk big guy shit, you forget one thing.

    You have zero credibility.

    Post here a couple of times with your wisdom and insight, so we can gauge whether or not you are worth paying attention to, or if you’re just another worthless fucktard with hate in his heart for past grievances unaddressed.

    After making that assessment, maybe we’ll glance at your posts with something more than a casual, “fuck you, fuck off” dismissal.

    In the meantime, fuck you, fuck off.

    __

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  29. BS Dodger

    Note the FACTS that I stated, you moronic Dipshitz. They are independent of identity or “insight”. I repeat for the Dipshitz:

    1. At 1:38 PM with the market up the Fly was vacillating. At 3PM with the market DOWN he is a brilliant bear.

    2. The Fly and his asshat sycophants can’t see that the financials and generally the market has been STRAIGHT DOWN at a 60 degree angle for six fuckin’ weeks.

    So to be shorting this market at this point with odds probably five to one against
    the shorter must must be a Moronic Dipshitz or an after-the-fact bullshitter. Like MOST of the position-changers on this site.

    And where is YOUR credibility, Mr. Position-changing Dipshitz?

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