Hey kid, you made it big. From this day on, you can tell your kids: “one day I was the headline story for Fly’s website.”
Go ahead people, bet against oil, see where it gets you. As a matter of fact, go buy some “oil down” bullshit, via [[DOY]]. I guess the assholes who created DCR were so pleased with it “zeroing out,” they decided to build another one. Genius!
What the fuck is wrong with those assholes, making ETF’s that go to zero?
Look, I threw out my economics 101 book a long time ago. If you are going to live a life of luxury, off of egregious stock market gains, you cannot think rationally. Shit is backwards, turned inside out. By the time you figure it out, it self destructs—blowing your arms, legs and balls off.
At this juncture, only assholes bet against crude. They are the same people who are buying bank stocks on the dip and are avid CNBC fans. Some of them even have posters of Bob Pisani, walking the NYSE, on their bedroom walls.
If you insist on betting against oil, do it with style. Go with the ETF (DOY) that can send your bullshit account to zero, effectively leaving you broke, penniless and plain ol’ vanilla gay.If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter