iBankCoin
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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Late Night Thought

All of you third tier bloggers are going to get rolled on soon.

Fuckers.

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26 comments

  1. Fuckers!

    Don’t associate me with 3rd tier bloggers.

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  2. Fuckers.

    “Exclamation point boy” tends to get overexcited.

    _

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  3. buylo

    you talkin to me?

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  4. Timothy Sykes

    You talkin’ to me?

    As soon as my mom is done with my laundry, I’m going to roll all over you!

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  5. lol

    Does anyone know how you figure whether or not someone qualifies for a certain level of option account?
    For example. If I wanted to apply for a level 2 option account, what’s the minimum I would need?
    Level 3?
    4?
    etc?

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  6. Coryea Capital

    I sense something is afoot. OA is speculating to some changes as well. Could this mean OA is joining iBC? I damn well hope so, he’s batting .900 lately while Woodshedder’s on vacation still. I’ll look for it in the headlines to come….hopefully.

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  7. Woodshedder

    Coryea, my calls on this market have been fucking spot on, since Nov 07. Its not my fault you have trouble reading more than one paragraph in a sitting.

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  8. DownTick

    lol:

    Sure. Here’s what you need to do:

    Call up your bullshit brokerage E*trade and tell them that you’re taking your goddamn money elsewhere unless they give you the ability write naked calls and demand a complementary E*trade sweatshirt as compensation for insulting your intelligence. Then… once you’re in possession of the sweatshirt give it to a homeless bum and then close your account and take your money to a brokerage that doesn’t treat you like you’re a retarded 7 year old with a severed corpus collosum.

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  9. for lol

    Just use ToS, they give you the full capabilities no matter what, with no account minimum or other crap. For other bullshit brokers, just lie when filling out the SEC questionnaire. I.e., you’ve got 20 years experience trading options, have a 9-figure net worth, whatever. It’s your foot and your gun, what do they care?

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  10. Coryea Capital

    lol, Woodshedder — I’m just giving you shit since you post less frequently than some of the other iBCers.

    Ragin’ caters to my trading ADD much more so with his frequent entry / exit cost basis posts. I know you’ve been f*ckin’ spot on, all the iBC guys have been. This site is like a trading oasis for new ideas and I know everyone appreciates it. Keep it up.

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  11. for lol

    Note also that ToS gives you a stuffed monkey when you open a new account (a black monkey, fucking racists). What does E*TRADE give you? Exactly. Monkey = “epic win”.

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  12. BOOMER

    whats with the lemon logo? you merging with citron?

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  13. Employee8

    Apparently the Bush Tax Cuts haven’t been enough relief for the egregiously rich Jake ….

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aT6g1jpK9Bkg&refer=home

    So why should Joey Bag-of-Donuts or the Dems support continuation of the tax cuts while he watches as his life savings disintegrates from expensive food, gasoline, electricity, heating oil, R E Taxes and declining home equity … seems like the wealthy maintain status quo illegally while Joey pays his fair share and goes broke …. the free market process at work???

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  14. BOOMER

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q?s=000001.SS

    china made another 52 wk low intraday

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  15. Fuckers.

    You should be happy when you hear that rich people aren’t wasting their money by sending it to the corrupt and asshatted government, drone.

    Sheesh. Rich people are investing so you can have a job. You’d rather the gov’t give it a shot?

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  16. Juice

    Bove’s Dick on Bloomberg now defending (with all sorts analyst intellectual rationalizing) his buy Lehman call and calling takeunder rumors nonsense put out by shorts. He’s blaming the market environment for LEH stock price and that it is not in trouble.

    Lets all thank Dicks Bove for creating a better entry for more shorts.

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  17. BPOE

    Not me. I watch Dennis Fartman on the Larry Cuntlow show.

    Pumper Fucktarders!!!!

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  18. Dinosaur Trader

    I’m no longer a third-tier blogger. I’m now an “under-read blogger.”

    I’m also a swimsuit model.

    -DT

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  19. Zenprofit

    DT:

    Love you in the Speedo LZR. How did they make your package look so large?

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  20. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Death hath arrived, prepare to go to zero.

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  21. CubsRock

    SKF hit $159.99

    Unbelievable prediction Fly, wow!

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  22. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly I don’t mean to piss in your flowers but FTK is truly a shitty stock. It was a good ride after it fell but its still where it was a couple weeks ago and we have an explosion in oil prices. What gives?

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  23. Gunners

    what just hit the newswire?

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  24. CubsRock

    ISM manufacturing went up in June Gunners.

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  25. Gunners

    ah, thanks, just saw the volume and price pick up and couldn’t find anything. might be an easy fade

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  26. The Fly

    Gap:

    FTK is ready for another move. It’s a long term play.

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