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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Bid Thee Farewell…

I feel like I have been a critical influence to the historical events that have taken place here today. Crude prints $140, the major averages confirm major technical pitfalls, critical downgrades have been asserted into the market place, and the Option Addict debuts on iBankCoin.com.

Before I depart from this most enjoyable extra curricular activity today, I emplore you to consider buying a few dips in Coal stocks. My favorite names and charts include Alpha Natural (ANR), which has already been mentioned, along with Peabody (BTU), and Foundation Coal. The dips are waiting for you, and these stocks have plenty of fuel left in the tank.

After having been spoon fed copious amounts of wang by mother market yesterday, patience paid off and the favor was returned. I have recaptured yesterdays losses, and leave iBankCoin with my backseat full of riches as I head back to my internet cave.

A special “thanks” goes out to the 6 or 7 of you that read what I had to say here today. Thanks for making this a relatively pleasant experience. Also, thanks to “The Fly” for allowing me to run down his property value.

In closing I would like to pay tribute to the person responsible for my appearance here today. This person is a personal role model, a really good friend, and all around, the greatest blogger ever.

Me.

Disclaimer: Remember, if you trade any of the stocks mentioned here today, a seminar company will invade your home town, covertly gaining access to all of your personal riches. And, you may lose money.

Later,

The Option Addict

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25 comments

  1. Cajun

    Good show.

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  2. The Fly has a license to kill from the Stock Market Gods – and to extract egregious amounts of coin from said market.

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  3. arty

    You are the man wherever you are!

    And I will only have two portions myself.

    Cheers,
    Arty

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  4. Zenprofit

    Mr. O. A.:

    You are a class act. (What you are doing here associating with Mr. Fly’s crowd is beyond me.)

    Thanks for a great day.

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  5. Prospectus

    I learned something new today.

    SFW = Spoon-Fed Wang

    Thanks, OA!

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  6. Mushroomz

    OA, does the market have HIV, or full blown AIDS?

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  7. Option Addict

    At least you didn’t leave empty handed.

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  8. lol

    ha, NICE

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  9. Aris

    loved your posts, OA.

    thanks for the memories..

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  10. Gwar

    Bravo

    I will be reading OA.com daily

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  11. Ferrari321

    Good stuff — any suggestions on front months?

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  12. Leonard The Monkey

    OA + ibankcoin = total destruction of mom and pop 401ks

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  13. Option Addict

    Ferrari,

    If in a week you haven’t doubled your money, leg into a spread and protest my return at iBC.

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  14. jym

    Arty,
    What does Grandma say?

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  15. bulliSHIT

    i’ve been checking your website routinely during the week. Ragin tipped me off to your site. its in my top 3 with ibankcoin. nice work today btw.

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  16. Danny

    yes. in case you haven’t noticed by now, we make money.

    OA, you’re[sic] debut was majestic.

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  17. lol

    bullishit, what’s the 3rd?

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  18. rja

    no.

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  19. Anton Cigur

    OA: Bra-vo.

    And I found out where Mr. “The Fly” was today:

    Airport jail.

    http://abclocal.go.com/wpvi/story?section=news/national_world&id=6226874

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  20. Option Addict

    Thanks Danny.

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  21. Dinosaur Trader

    Well done, OA.

    Your performance was hampered by a spotty server, but I get the gist. Buy coal.

    -DT

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  22. The Fly

    Fuck you DT.

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  23. alphadawgg

    Nice job, Jeff.

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  24. kd

    Very interesting read. I guess markets are not really fair after all.

    http://www.webofdebt.com/articles/banking-bailout.php

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  25. Im new

    im liking the chart on ICO

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