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Late Night Fact

Several hours ago, I ate a joozy steak.

Developing…

Godly Wisdom Update: This video applies to many of you fuckers, anecdotally.

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50 comments

  1. The Contractor

    Fascinating.

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  2. BOOMER

    Keep an eye on that cholesterol, Fly.

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  3. alphadawgg

    What made you say it was “joozy”?… What cut of meat?….What restaurant were you at?…Who were you meeting with?…Is Alex Tokman gay?

    So many questions and so few answers….

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  4. Woodshedder

    Let’s hope he didn’t mean “jizzy.”

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  5. alphadawgg

    Hey, how’s the fishin’? Or, did you and the boys open a few beers and get hammered instead?

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  6. JakeGint

    I got to about 1:45, and then died of boredom.

    So sorry.

    Mitch Miller should stick with the pop orchestrals.

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  7. JakeGint

    PS — aren’t you sick of steak yet?

    Ancillary tip: do NOT make friends with any gastroenterologists.

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  8. The Fly

    That’s because you have the attention span of a small pig.

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  9. JakeGint

    Hmmmm… a javelina, or perhaps a collared peccary?

    Here me now and believe me later: I’ve been called worse.

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  10. Danny

    I a few years ago I went through a phase where I bbqed a steak every day for 7 months in a row. The entire time I missed only a couple days, by circumstance. It was the healthiest I’ve ever felt.

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  11. Hybrid

    Great article about banks and construction loans:

    http://online.wsj.com/article/SB121435274385201723.html

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  12. boca

    I get it. Please tell me I’m not the only one who “gets” the Fly’s video.

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    MON misses revs and will go higher, just watch this fucking shitbag is invincible. It must be getting bought by all the fuckers that live around me in 1.5+ Million dollar McMansions. They get loans from little green men.

    On another note I am a heavy buyer of SONC at these levels.

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  14. lol

    who is that on the 10,000?
    And why not put up a 100,000 “bank note” (Widrow Wilson)

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  15. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    T+3 is July 1. Time to sell the winners and buy the heavily shorted stuff like homebuilders and financials (for a trade).

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  16. shorts too tight
    shorts too tight

    welcome to the squeeze, part 7

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  17. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    FTK and RIG getting smoked again. Fly what are you planning to do with them? Is the trade over?

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  18. Dodge

    Are you buying the dips in the drillers here ? RIG/ FTK

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  19. Handles

    FTK is a piece of shit right now……

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  20. all ok

    No wonder Fly is buying FTK

    in other news, MVIS crapping back to 3, true story, developing.

    you wont get a response from fly, hes busy eating shit.

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  21. Bernanke

    Fuck you bears. There will be NO Depression on my watch.

    I am a student of The Greatest Depression.

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  22. all ok

    where that shit hes eating – anton cugar

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  23. nullpointer

    dear ben-

    you are out of bullets, pal.

    nice try though, seriously.

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  24. Handles

    FTK is tanking on low volume ….just no buyers there….I guess our next stop is 18$……

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  25. lol

    Bernake, you need to study the roaring 20s and the lead up to the great depression. Plus the dangers of hyper inflation. if you would have came out from the getgo hiking rates, the “spring” would never have coiled back so far. Now it doesn’t take much of a hike for everything to get hit, and rate cuts will screw things over, uncoiling all hell to break loose.
    Basically you’re screwed regardless now.
    Can you print oil like you print money too now?

    And text book is not real life.

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  26. all ok

    good call handles on FTK. And thats flys top buy ! man short this guy and you good

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  27. Handles

    I love the fly and his calls….go fuck yourself foo

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  28. all ok

    yea who does not love the MVIS and FTK calls !

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  29. CubsRock

    I can’t believe my tiny SMN position is green. It’s going to get good if it closes over $29.50

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  30. nullpointer

    all ok-

    you obviously haven’t been here long; even though i am often critical of fly, his win/loss ratio is, indeed, godlike

    fly-

    was this your goal all along – to build a following of lemmings who hang on your every word, and follow you blindly into trades?

    too funny.

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  31. Bernanke

    Null .. I have several bullets left and I’ll always have The Jawbone. Don’t underestimate the power of The Jawbone.

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  32. Juice

    The reverse trade is on … a Long squeeze in ag, steel, energy, coal, whatever’s worked and a mongo short squeeze in heavily shorted housing, financials, retail, comm reit

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  33. Can of Corn Humper
    Can of Corn Humper

    I told you fuckers two weeks ago that when the calendar turned we’d probably see a short covering rally. I bought CTX and BAC at the open after I realized trades made today settle on July 1.

    They’re on fucking fire.

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  34. Prospectus

    I’ve been FTK’ed (out) and RIG’ed (still in). Waiting to leech off of the Fly…

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  35. Jakegint

    You don’t mind if I fade this bullshit “short squeeze” do you?

    Samson kicked some ass, with an ass jawbone.

    _

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  36. BLACK STICKY BEEF POOP
    BLACK STICKY BEEF POOP

    I made it to 3:43, but wasn’t really listening. Vientanmese Pot Belly, I guess?

    Fly – are you threatening the tabbed bloggers’ status? Methinks.

    Danny – maybe you were feeling so healthy because you didn’t have the money to buy weed?

    I feel that MON will begin a run of death and destruction soon. I am going to wait for this earns report before shorting. Then I will be known as The MONster.

    PS – BOOM sucks goat balls.

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  37. lokapujya

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  38. lokapujya

    I have no power.

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  39. Jakegint

    Danny – maybe you were feeling so healthy because you didn’t have the money to buy weed?

    Lol… I was thinking along similar lines…

    Shit, when I was nineteen, I’d eat nothing but water and lima beans the whole rasslin’ season and feel great.

    In addition, some of my roommates could have given Amy Winehouse a good “run for the money,” and yet none contracted emphesema, or even a case of the whooping cough.

    Young bodies are designed to take a lot of abuse.

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  40. LOL

    Is today the day the IBC machine turns negative?

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  41. Danny

    nope, still green.

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  42. Danny

    think about that statement…don’t have enough money to buy weed…I have enough money to buy an m3 if I want. That’s neither here nor there.

    jake, your comments are utterly correct.

    I’ll have you all know, my liver is made of pure titanium.

    My diet has slipped considerable since those steak days. Now, I drink beer all day, eats clif bars, and depend on one of my staples — mona lisa italian mkt, world curry, nico’s tacos, and athena greek food.

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  43. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    Danny,

    what? no pussy?

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  44. BLACK STICKY BEEF POOP
    BLACK STICKY BEEF POOP

    You could hide your steak and your weed in an M3.

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  45. Jakegint

    How the coding biz going, Lok?

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  46. Jakegint

    This video applies to many of you fuckers, anecdotally.

    Allegorically?

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  47. Danny

    I would hide all three in an m3, yes.

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  48. ottnott

    Ahh. Cafe Athena – excellent choice. World Curry also good.

    Titanium liver – not so good. Titanium is good for skeletal structures. If you are going with a metal for your liver, pick something with good catalytic properties.

    JJ will fix you up with something appropriate.

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  49. Danny

    ottnott you are a scholar and a saint

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