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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Death to Equities

God willing, of course.

If you’re long stocks, prepare to feel the “hot blade of equity machine gunning.” I’ll have you know, “The Fly” made several moves today, namely shorting [[AAPL]] and buying [[FXP]], [[FTK]] and [[RIG]].

If this reversal in crude doesn’t teach you [[DUG]] lovers a lesson in life, nothing will.

I’m very busy at the moment. Don’t bother me any more.

Kind Regards,

Fly

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40 comments

  1. Dr T

    Shit! AMZN collapsing – just a day after I covered.

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  2. MarketRaider

    Don’t forget RIMM McFly, looks like that puppy wants to go to 120 which would be the 61.8 fib. Had that bastard since the 140’s. AAPL should see 163 soon for it’s 61.8 fib.

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  3. GW

    That rally shit to bed quick. Only up 50 now on the DOW…where is the conviction perma bulls?

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  4. DB

    KEY might be below $10 by the end of the week and I see $0.01 in the not so distant future.

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  5. Dr T

    RIMM also collapsing. Luckily I’m still short.

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  6. CubsRock

    Nice to see a tech clueless bully get burned.

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  7. blowhard

    Has Icahnn gotten anything right the past 5 years?

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  8. ZenProfit

    FXP

    Mr. Fly is a genius. Again.

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  9. ZenProfit

    YHOO deal is toast: CNBC.

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  10. lol

    What’s wrong with Dug? Dug is up.

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  11. C Icahn

    ^ BEAS asshole

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  12. Sia

    long DUG FXP RIG
    short PCLN JASO FSLR

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  13. Dr T

    Wow – look at the rally evaporate!

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  14. anjing bau

    rusty and the tech just playing catchup with the dowager and the spoos…. they had been divergent until the last five days

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  15. alphadawgg

    Has anybody noticed a surge in volume? My stock tickers are lighting up like Christmas trees.

    We go flat to negative by the close?

    What say ye?

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  16. anjing bau

    no surging volume … the market is building cause just above the lows of Wednesday…. putting in Harami’s

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  17. ARISTOTLE

    Is this pathetic rally the best Mr Market can muster. I say “Ha Ha”. All asswipe longs deserve to lose their hardearned
    coin. I’ve been adding to my shorts all day. Financials to zero!

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  18. Perma bull

    This is not good. Shit.

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  19. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I would not be so quick to judge just yet.

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  20. T Boone

    I just got an Icahn capital enema in YHOO.

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  21. Scabby

    Down a hundo on DJIA in 45 mins? Sure, I say.

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  22. anjing bau

    AAPL has broken the May 22 swing point on heavier volume ( it shold be close to 46M by days end)… next TGT is the low of April 24 at 159ish…take that out on more than 60 M then it opens up lower tgts

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  23. haileris

    IWM, QQQQ looks fucking broken

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  24. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Ok your right we are going to hell. Short CHL.

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  25. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly your fucking murdering FTK. Congrats on sticking with it. I think there was some faggot on this board that was talking shit to you about sayin “I know a guy who is buying in bulk”, where the fuck is that cum guzzler now?

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  26. Topper Harley

    TSCM hitting 52-week low. Odd no?

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  27. Juice

    I think ANR is done & worth a shot on the side of evil & destruction.

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  28. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    YHOO calls may be a good bet here. Give them 2 months.

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  29. PleaseKillMe

    Why short Chinese stocks? There are so many American stocks to short, I’ve never seen it like this. Holy fuck!!

    I feel like a viagra pill at a Playboy party.

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  30. anjing bau

    with May day blown away the Q’s are staring at the April 1st candle for its next appetizer to devour

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  31. The Game is Rigged
    The Game is Rigged

    BCS for LEH, $15.

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  32. Gwar

    So you feel like your getting eaten by an old man then ending up in his wiener? Is that right PleaseKillMe?

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  33. larry

    Alias: BPOE

    What the fuck is Karma Police? I know a band in 1995 that made a record alblum called OK computer. Karma is the law of moral causation. I am not that moral and think that causation is for people in cults. I have no EGO either. I just love trading. Getting a – makes it more fun. Keeps one awake.

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  34. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I think the fags at GOOG will buy YHOO now. Its worth 28 bucks.

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  35. Danny

    gwar that ruled.

    ZING!

    at its finest.

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  36. Anton Cigur

    He said “PleaseKillMe” and Gwar obliged. Nice kill, G.

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  37. Jakegint

    I didn’t get much farther than: “swallowed?”

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  38. alphadawgg

    I love it. LOL.

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  39. Jakegint

    I’m pissed. Off at semi-important meetings all day, I thought we’d at least have a decent rebound here in order to short more in future. Looks like we had it, for about twenty minutes. Damn.

    Really kicking my own ass for missing KEY. I can take some solace in still being short FITB, as I expect a similar move from this fellow Ohian soon.

    __

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  40. alphadawgg

    It’s funny how the banks are starting to gravitate to $10. It’s like a magnet, man!

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