iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Count My Wins

Fuck around, start betting against “The Fly’s” picks, your house will end up in foreclosure proceedings.

You might be wondering: “Gee, how does that Godly man, over there, keep banking coin, while I’m here twiddling my thumbs”?

Answer: Because “The Fly” is a space alien magician and you’re just a pedestrian.

I’ve got buckets of wins, in a number of positions, from short [[FED]], short [[CHL]] to long [[FXP]], [[RIG]], [[NOV]] and [[SRS]].

Just today, I initiated a short position in [[LAZ]]. It’s gay enough to print $30, while incognito enough to sit out a short covering rally, if one should spark in the financials.

My thesis remains static: long energy, short everything else.

Never, I and I mean never, bet against the guy in the time machine.

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34 comments

  1. Woodshedder

    Man, you’re gonna get walloped, soon.

    Never fails, when your ego soars.

    No offense.

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  2. The Fly

    Go fuck yourself, no offense.

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  3. Woodshedder

    Will do, boss man.

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly do you have to fucking treat your trader/servant this way http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Sq-HYGfnIo

    Christ.

    Anyway I plan on destroying your battleship tomorrow with my short oil trade. Wins pending….

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  5. The Fly

    You must be using two computers.

    No way my karma reverses like that.

    Please “gift” Woodshedder will massive quantities of negative karma, it is good for yours.

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  6. Woodshedder

    The paradigm shift in my Karma has begun.

    Vote your conscience my friends.

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  7. The Fly

    NOTE: Failure to give Wood negative karma will result in Guy Adami dating your only daughter.

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  8. Woodshedder

    Don’t let Fly be the Fly in your ointment.

    His implication is that your daughters are stupid enough to date Guy Adami in the first place.

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  9. Helicopter Ben

    How is it that I click positive karma for woodshedder and it comes back as
    (-2)?

    WTF, Fly, do you think you are a Fed chair or something? Only we can fuck with statistics.

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  10. The Fly

    You will lose this battle.

    “The Fly” wins all the time.

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  11. Woodshedder

    Even Jeremy cannot save you now Fly.

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  12. Crude Broker

    Have any of you guys that are shorting oil looked at a weekly chart of it? I have been telling you not to since $50.

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly just so we are clear, my entry for my DBO short was Friday at 50.80 on 400 shares.

    Crude, I see USO falling to 101.xx on the weekly chart.

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  14. The Fly

    Irony.

    You will be DBO’d.

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  15. Stinky

    I have D BO

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  16. Jakegint

    Another one for the “Reps & Dems, myeh, whattza diff?” crowd.

    Can you imagine if John McCain or — God forbid — Dubya brain farted in public in such an egregious manner as this?

    How big do you think the font type would be on the front page of the New York Times? 36p? 48? Maybe even 64p?

    Can you see the header? Maybe a special “pullout” section in the Magazine? A “special double header edition” of Newsweek or Time?

    “DUBYA/MCCAIN — FUCKING MORON OR MERELY MENTALLY DEFICIENT??”

    But let me ask you — have you even heard about this bit?

    Don’t worry, Reps or Dems, it makes no difference!

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  17. Sir Douchebag

    Thing is:

    When ‘The Fly’ feels euphoric about his big wins – -tends to be a reversal coming. Just an observation.

    I went long STP, LDK and may get long China stuff for the big bounce that is sure to come with everyone moaning and pissing about oil. Oil is topped out for now and the powers are pushing it down.

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  18. Q4

    Let The Beat Build

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  19. ZenProfit

    FXP:

    Seymour touts it as Best Buy on Fast Money!!!

    Mr. Fly is good.

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  20. mrkcbill

    Jake he’s going to propose to Hill and then game is on.
    That is a sad clip..but I guess if we opened up the debate for gaffes one could have a field day with W and McCain..

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  21. Jakegint

    KC — of course — because we already know about their gaffes. They are reported as to “theme.”

    Believe me, I wasn’t very enthusiastic about Dubya, and I’m even less so about McCain (freaking idiot has bought into the cap & trade and ANWAR bullshit), but the alternative could be extremely, extremely grim.

    I don’t want to be a bear forever…

    _____

    PS — word is Hill has already turned him down for Veep and still thinks he may explode before the convention, which will bring about her coronation. She’s either completely delusional, or very smart.

    One thing is true — she has yet to release her delegates…. hmmmm….

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  22. Fucktard

    The boss thinks that Jake’s logic is solid.

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  23. Employee8

    Cramer just rec’d REXX

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  24. Cajun

    Employee8 here’s my rec on REXX:

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/rcblog/index.php/2008/03/11/t-rexx/

    read the comments under that post, ha.

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  25. Jakegint

    March 11th, 2008 at 11:06 pm +0
    The Fly Says:

    I would suggest buying T-Rex dolls and playing “kill the caveman” with them, instead of buying REXX.

    ______________

    lol.

    Cajun wins again!

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  26. larry

    Alias: BPOE

    When I was working at Princeton Plasma Physics before a test shot we were always long energy and it shorted everything else in the vessel. It took 6 years until 1995 to get it right. May the Trading Gods be with you.

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  27. brandon

    what is the time machine that you always talk about?

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  28. BOOMER

    Shanghai is gonna make a new 52 wk low tonight, methinks.

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  29. Mac

    Cramer pumped HK on Monday night – how did that work out today? I will not be surprised to see REXX gap higher and then fade as well.

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  30. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Cramer Cramer Cramer, this man is pissed that he got his ass kicked down a manhole by Eric “Oil Barrel” Bolling. http://www.thestreet.com/story/10420765/1/cramer-the-oil-market-is-broken.html?puc=newshome

    Did they ever settle that trade? I figure Bolling beat him by about 150% or so.

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  31. InternationalGroupie
    InternationalGroupie

    No no no, do not take your money out of refinaries…they arent eating into their margins, its more likely Uncle Sam with smack a few gas tax cuts. If you have your money in the refinaries they are SAFE.

    -if you have cash in the refinaries, they will most likely turn into emission gases.

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  32. Anton Cigur

    Jake,
    Thanks for the clip. Absolutely right on with the analysis: McCain would be crucified for similar fox paws (sic for shizzle, muh nizzles). Not as egregious as his fucktard tax policy, however. And I think he’s basically a good guy. Tho the cocksucker proves me wronger (sic as shit, bitches) evah-ree DAY.

    Sorry to say I stupidly fucking hit the wrong karma button on your post because I just came back from the gym and I’m tired and full of steroids and gin and juice. But thanks.

    Mind on my money and money on my… FUCK.

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  33. Helicopter Ben

    Manipulating karma…tell me that isn’t like playing with fire….

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  34. Jakegint

    Anton —

    Time to cut back on the purple drank, friendo.

    _

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