iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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No Dice

That’s it. I’m preparing for a thermonuclear blast. I have my bunker ready and enough ammunition to wipe out all of my neighbors, should they possess enough testosterone to invade my territory.

A friend of mine believes I might have to arm myself, in order to protect my refrigerator, in the coming years. On that news, I might buy an RPG or SAM missile battery. You know, just in case.

Looking at today’s tape, I can tell you, with 100% conviction, it’s going lower. You do not need the luxury of time travel to see what’s in your fucking face, jelly knockers!

With my money, I will cordially buy shares of energy related names, while selling short everything else, minus financials. I just think, if something is going to bounce, it will be the banks.

Instead, I like the usual suspects here: FXP, SRS, short CHL…. blah, blah, blah

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17 comments

  1. boca

    Love the IBC dice graphic.

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  2. BOOMER

    jelly knockers: breakfast of champions

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  3. BanD

    Agreed boca, that’s pro work.

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  4. ZenProfit

    Is there an online library of iBC graphics?

    The dice are The Best. Those $.25/hour Indian graphics designers are finally earning their keep.

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  5. calvino

    Indeed the divergence on the q’s is interesting. Did killer Hank and the minion Geithner forget to put in orders for the q’s today? The Imperial War College continues its assault on Arizona, Oklahoma and others. The buck gapped down, so did le euro. They were not allowed and shot up with vigor. Trying to roll over and being held up in traction. All this money is carry trade rolled up at thirty x leverage, hitting options and dragging cash. Tricky Jean may be good at tricks, however he could not find his asshole if inflations was hiding up there in a three story house. All the ECB has to do: buy, buy, buy the jap every time the Bank of Japan floods our markets with .5% liquidity. YOu can print euro and buy the jap, and inflation would still be down. But keep playing games douchebag. It’s all fun until food gets hit, and with the multiples on POT and MOS, they are going to price Joe Farmer out of the market, or he will raise his prices twofold. Hideki Tojo appears to be winning over the dissolute and filthy Vestanaars.

    Jakey, you are wrong.

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  6. ZenProfit

    Who knew?

    http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=jelly+knocker

    1. jelly knocker

    when you kick a girl in the breast as hard as you possible can and then you take a shit in the newly made crater:
    “yo bizatch, fuck you, im so mad i’s about to give you a jelly knocker”

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  7. The Fly

    The die are Boss, much to Jeremy’s chagrin.

    It was sent to me by a reader.

    If any of you fuckers want to take a crack at some photoshopping, for the love of iBC, do it and email me the pics.

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  8. boca

    Zen, somehow I like Boomer’s definition better. *blocking the Urban Dictionary def from my mind*

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  9. Pit Boss

    No, all the graphics are generated on the Fly, so to speak. Although he does have that time machine thing.

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  10. ZenProfit

    boca, don’t shoot the messenger. I only report the news.

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  11. yankmydoodleitzadandy
    yankmydoodleitzadandy

    I’m waiting for Doug Kass to write how wisely contrarian he is by increasing his DUG and C positions.

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  12. Jakegint

    You do not need the luxury of time travel to see what’s in your fucking face, jelly knockers!

    LOL. I had a girlfriend once, she was from Nashua, NH….

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    FWIW, there was long term support on the $KBX about $1.50 north of here. I think if $70.25 did not hold, then $65 looks to be the next viable supprt. That’s another $3+ down.

    Selling calls on my Skiffles again, but very short term fat ones, is all.

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  13. Jakegint

    Jakey, you are wrong.

    Often. But what about this time?

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    Zen, family site, man….

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  14. InternationalGroupie

    IF dow breaks 12304.7, we heading down today.

    UPDATE:
    ITS BROKEN

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  15. calvino

    You are wrong about the alt energy. The cost of wind is on par with new coal plant construction. Solar will be there soon.

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  16. InternationalGroupie

    Any daytrader read my comment above?

    Anyone know any specifics/events happened at 1225PM today? any economic reports, some DBag’s speech, …

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  17. InternationalGroupie

    FXP is off to a great jump.

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