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EMERGENCY BREAKING NEWS ALERT

“The Fly” is playing his favorite short sale rap tune, in his office, while smoking two cigars and cordially sipping Monster Energy soda via his diamond encrusted chalice.

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29 comments

  1. Green Writer

    you go son! play that funky music white boy!

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  2. BOOMER

    Yo. Low. Flow.

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  3. Mushroomz

    Lean on Real Estate. Buy SRS.

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  4. The Fly

    Come on people.Let’s press for a 2,000 point decline today.

    SRS, indeed.

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  5. BOOMER

    DJIA down 4 hundo today?

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  6. The Fly

    ROFL @ Homo Frank’s 2nd gay stimulus package, no offense to gay guys of course.

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  7. Seriously guys, what is tighter than a frog’s pussy? They have to operate in water.

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  8. TraderRenn

    How long do I have to wait to see my favorite CNBC ass in a soup line?

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  9. calvino

    INasmuch as I frequent the site, what be up wit da disco music selections?

    While it is true that in the very near future, we will close all our manufacturing capacity, the chemical and extractive industries and foreclose on the individual farmer with the 8,000 /ton POT, there will be huge opportunities in real estate. Everyone will have a license and sell millions of dollars of commercial real estate to each other. This way everyone makes money. YOu sell one month. I sell it back to you next month. Visionary comapnies like Co Star Group CSGP are at the forefron ot this utipia and deserve to trade at least twenty times sales, so there is still some upside. I say buy buy buy Co Star Group, the hearld of the future. BY the way Loop Net is going to take theri client base every month until they cut their rates in three.

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  10. AssholeDipBuyer
    AssholeDipBuyer

    It sucks being me today.

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  11. BOOMER

    CWEI – anyone trade this thing?

    http://finance.yahoo.com/q/bc?s=CWEI

    how the fuck do you enter something like this?

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  12. TraderCaddy

    Any one hear about any comprehensive energy plan from any of the assholes running for President or Congress? That is other than, no drilling in Alaska or off the coasts (Let the Chinese have it off Florida), no strip mining for shale, no nuke plants, no refineries, no no no. Just wind and solar crap to bump it up to about 10% of our total needs. The hell with them all. (I feel better now)

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    This was a trap laid for the bulls in oil, watch out it will reverse hard.

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  14. Danny

    boomer – I alerted to it 4 days ago
    http://www.ibankcoin.com/dannyblog/index.php/2008/06/02/watchlist/

    you enter because it broke up 10 points on 5/30.

    but I didn’t buy it like some kind of idiot. next one.

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  15. Danny

    g&y – oil short squeeze.

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  16. Crude Broker

    You just buy CWEI with a tight stop. If you get stopped out, buy it again until you get a good pop up and ride it.

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  17. Crude Broker

    You can buy CLR as well, just, like, that.

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  18. Busy & Broke

    Here ya go Cal
    rage: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bv3xM3v4-rI

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  19. juice

    global destruction

    nothing like the smell of napalm in the am

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  20. Danny

    I think we get support at 12,300. We’ll see when we get there I guess.

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  21. TraderCaddy

    Maybe I shouldn’t have sold my Chevy Vega 30 years or so ago. Got good mileage although the repairs were a bit much. F Ralph Nader.

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  22. BOOMER

    ass hat dip buyers (like me) are back.

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  23. I hate Ducati

    The real question here for “The Fly” is….when does reality sink in the 70 Billion dollar bag of POT go down!

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  24. calvino

    I hate the Duck.. the douchebags need a place to hide and they are holding it up. It’s like the treasuries. You lose money every day that you hold one, but it looks good to your clients. The cumcurdlery stops when the margin calls and the redemptions start coming in. Or when the ECB tell Trichet to fuck himself, print euros and buy yen. Whichever is first.

    Broke thanks..how about this. It’s panther, but in spnanish. I need it after Martay goes DJ on me.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONZ9bL2WGBE

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  25. haileris

    I prefer hating on homebuilders (XHB) instead of real estate (IYR). Higher commodities means adding another 5 inches of an already pole-length assrape. Real estate at least has existing buildings to rent out. (Not that now’s a good time to get in, just saying)

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  26. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    FXP just is struggling over 74

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  27. TraderCaddy

    I see government jobs are up. Figures. I happen to know the Feds have hired hundreds of thousands Of Adjudication Officers in Homeland Security to review the millions of immigration petitions that have been sitting around for a long time. I also know that they are probably temporary positions and the Feds will can most of them after two years.

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  28. #8

    Crude ….

    How bout KWK?

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  29. ZenProfit

    Boomer:

    Here comes the 4 hundo down you ordered.

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