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The Weak Shall Inherit iBC

[[HPQ]] buying [[EDS]] is egregious. However, it can lead to sympathy runs in EDS competitors, such as [[CSC]], [[RNOW]], and [[UIS]]. However, the only real winner is EDS, naturally.

I bought a little [[ACS]] today, as a play on California food stamps. Amongst many other things, ACS handles the the call centers for California’s Food Stamp Department: ROFL.

Aside from that, “The Fly” made several masterful acquisitions today, namely in [[IOC]] and [[VSE]]—while taking a number of low blows in his inverse ETF holdings.

Nonetheless, it’s important to note, as the market gyrates up and down—[[DSL]] and [[CORS]] are on their way to zero.

I liked the action in [[OMNI]] today, following their “sneak attack” earnings miss on Friday afternoon. The stock should have been down today, but it wasn’t.

Also, I like the action in [[CLNE]].

At the end of the day, the market is likely to remain range bound, as high energy costs hold the consumer hostage.

Finally, “The Fly” will be unavailable for blogging duties tomorrow, thanks to important meetings and other Godly activities. In my place, I leave the blog to you: internet fucktard.

Don’t fuck it up.

NOTE: Jeremy (iBC’s IT dept) will explain how all of you can make headline stories, via the Peanut Gallery, later on tonight.

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9 comments

  1. the weak

    YES!

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  2. JoeyBagOfMoneyPrinters
    JoeyBagOfMoneyPrinters

    http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1815558

    LMFAO!

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  3. idealxcynic

    “I bought a little (ACS: 54.47 +2.60%) today, as a play on California food stamps. Amongst many other things, ACS handles the the call centers for California’s Food Stamp Department: ROFL.”

    Creative.

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  4. The Fly

    Thank you.

    Meaningless repetition is comedy gold.

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  5. JakeGint

    Nonetheless, it’s important to note, as the market gyrates up and down—(DSL: 10.54 -6.14%) and (CORS: 6.42 -3.89%) are on their way to zero.

    And don’t forget to catch FED in it’s latest bearish wedge formation, always good for profits and laughs.

    Keep an eye on FITB as well. It shouldn’t get past $24, if it can get even that high.

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  6. Q4

    Weak Internet Fucktard

    Put On

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  7. Aris

    FLR had quite an afternoon. wish i’d bought that in feb.

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  8. DPeezy

    Nice song, Q4; beat me to it, I was considering posting it as well…

    “Half bag, top back, ain’t nothin but a young thug”

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  9. Scum Bucket

    Finally, “The Fly” will be unavailable for blogging duties tomorrow, thanks to important meetings and other Godly activities.

    Getting your groove on in the men’s room at the airport with Larry Craig hardly qualifies as a “Godly” activity Fly. Pull your head out.

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