UPDATE: Remember to defeat the “Dealmakers.” Vote Fly.
Don’t ask me why I want to win this thing. I just fucking do. You’d think, with all the fucking work I put in here, helping you fucktards, I could get a measly 10,000 votes.
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lol, they barfed all over themselves… How in the world did they miss that badly, my god….
Time for major share dilution…
Am I reading this right, they’re up after hours?
lol, the street loves bad news…
halted
SWC: so sorry
Gunners,
*sarcasm on*
Investors just don’t understand the SWC news. When they “get it” as JJ does, they too will put their life savings in the stock, and it will print $100 in a year.
*sarcasm off*
-DT
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I agree, I’m leveraging my account, 95% of it. By mine calculations, when SWC is at $100 in September, my will have made 30,000 folds return.
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Gunners,
Good plan. But why be so conservative? Surely you have friends and family… why leave them out? Leverage their accounts as well.
-DT
…woooweeeeee!!!!….been ridin’ ENER all day, sold at the close, maybe a mistake….bought my 107 shares almost 20 years ago…….Hey, maybe AIG tomorrow…..hotdamn, their results are so stellar that the board raised the div by 2 cents, Captains of Industry that they are!!!…..gonna have “High End” beans tonite….maybe two or three types of Bush’s……
Welcome to “Level 3” assets. Time for ‘Hank Luthor’ to make another appearance on behalf of the banks…
I haven’t seen The Zombie around today so I’ll do it.
The Fly is god.
BIIB short
Still Got Love
roffffllllllllooo
I must tell you people, if your wife, kids, brothers sisters or friends work for an airline, they should all be fired immediately. Airlines are the worst run fucking businesses in the world. Fuck. Simple flight and now I am 3 hours late and not going to get my bag, I fucking hate bags but golf clubs are banned for carryons. Fuck. All this shit because a crew is late, fuck hire some more people or don’t advertise the flight. What if the cubs only played half the games they advertised, they would be effectively fired and there would be outrage. Oh and fuck this clown obama, he can suck a dick too. And fuck you fucktard for not getting your bitch nominated. Fuck you AIG, you can’t insure shit. Just fuck.
Developing… There are no shortages of fat asses at the airport to consume Mcburgers.
Maybe airlines should be run by Mexicans, they sure as shit would do work.
Is gap male or female?…’cause it sure sounds like PMS to me. Heh-heh. I would know, firsthand.
Dr. Phil, I am a fucking space alien.
My favorite magician is Fly.
By the way PMS is for pussies and tax supporters.
I take it that gappinandyappin was long AIG?
Fly jinxed my retirement stock. Oh well, back to the platinum/palladium mines I go.
buylo, no position in AIG but i am stuck at the airport and fucking going to short an airline for the fuck of it on the open tomorrow. only fags and union jockeys, one in the same really, work at airlines.
u got my vote..good luck.
ps – is MON a good short?
And what abt DUG? (as a long)
PCLN pukes all over the shorts.
Lieutenant Ohura, get down on your knees and pleasure me. I’m feeling fiesty!
Scotty, warp speed, my man.
Bones, fuck off.
Spock, wipe that grin off your face, you pointy eared mutant.
I was long AIG …. but, Thanks to The Fly, I sold all my financials (WB, MER & AIG) last week.
The Fly is God!
http://youtube.com/watch?v=t-3qncy5Qfk
bear killer
I have a new “DSL-style” homo hammer of death bank stock.
FITB.
Target: $10.56.
I should probably say “first target.”
Oh, and Kiwin — RBCAA is on my radar too.
Goin’ down, down to goblin town, my lads!
Chivas,
Where you been? I was just going to go into a prolonged rant about my nemesis, the $TRAN.
At least UPS is receiving the homo hammer. What’s keeping this dog up, Buffet’s trains?
And you thought “the Fly” banked coin?
Jake:
FITB is ok. There are better, such as FHN. Right to zero.
Or, how about CORS?
They have half of their cash, over 100 mill, invested in fucking bank stocks!
FHN looks to have more fat trimmed, soon.
Fly I stopped by cors yesterday and questioned one of their *investment specialists* about this matter. He told me the banks were sure winners, I chuckled but did not laugh. Wish I would have taped the shit.
As you know those cum guzzlers are headquartered here.
Jake,
i have been in the process of selling my money management business. it has been very time consuming. actually, i may want to ask you some questions. if you don’t mind please e-mail. jfernandez5357 at bellsouth.net. will be out for rest of night.
http://finance.yahoo.com/q/ta?s=DXDDX&t=3m&l=off&z=l&q=l&p=m50,m200&a=m26-12-9,r14,ss&c=
Gold up dollar down
I’m new here so what the fuck am I supposed to vote for?
Fly, I hope you give more lessons than just diversifying assests down the road. Some people need help.
It still amazes me the people that still short a bull run or buy a fucking falling knife. I don’t get it. I see you people wanting to go long DUG or short USO. I’ve seen you people want to buy DCR because “it has to have a bottom in here somewhere.” Many important rules that must be followed in trading/investing are thrown out the window just to catch the absolute top or bottom.
If crude hits $125 tomorrow and craps out to $100, I’m wrong on this one. However you guys are the ones playing with fire.
If you put a chart of DIG and DUG on an experienced investors desk with out labeling them, I promise you he would buy the DIG and sell the DUG where they are right now.
DIG DUG was badass by the way. Inflating monsters and shit, dropping rocks while eating pineapples.
“…but golf clubs are banned for carryons.”
Best line of the night, so far.
I voted for you Fly, I don’t like you, but I voted for you anyway because I most certainly hate those other dudz even more egregiously. Tomorrow the market shall teach you humility. If not, there’s always next week.
Nevermind.
I stayed up late just so that I can vote for Fly.
Can someone help me with the new math – if AIG lost another 5B would the dividend go up more? Exactly how is that dividend paid – is it real American dollar?
Don’t worry, Bob. All they have to do is to borrow more money so that they can pay the dividend. Kind of like when Ameritrade paid a huge ($6?) special divvy a couple years ago. They can just put it on their charge card, and they can pay it all back one day after the dollar totally inflates, like to parity with the yen.
Where is Professor Fly to give us our lecture?
haha. holy shit, the paul bearer picture is priceless.
SHORT MON @ 120.87. Bought more SMN @ $30. LONG SRS and it appears to be breaking out from a bottom.
How to diversify your portfolio by Prof. Fly.
Buy anal sex loads of SKF. Open short positions on LEH, MER, and C. Tell everyone your expose to banks is only SKF. Lose 20% in a week.
Class dismissed.
You and 10 million other hedge fund wannabes and their grandmas are going to pile in SKF today.
Best trade is sell the open.
Wrong again.
LOL:
You’d have a lot more credibility if you kept your mouth shut about 50% more often, Fly.