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Late Night Fact

Doing some light carpentry, “The Fly” spilled half a can of wood stain all over his new clothes—effectively ruining the charming “warrior like” outfit and staining his fucking skin too.

UPDATE: Dark forces are working against “The Fly.” Some strange third tier blog is attempting to surpass his highness, in some odd internet poll, regarding blog supremacy.

You must vote for “The Fly” at once and save America from Canadian infidels.

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28 comments

  1. jack

    A bit gay humph…

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  2. Employee8

    Charming outfit …. someone notify Liberace!

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  3. Uncle Sam

    After todays gain your trader servant should be doing your staining for you. You should be drunk off of HANS and vodka.

    AIG sub 43 tommorow.

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  4. Brit

    Fucking canucks.

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  5. The Canucks

    Fuck you Brit, we’re coming to get you all. no quarter given.

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  6. Rush Limbo

    Even I amaze myself sometimes. Hillary vows to fight on, despite getting beat like HANS afterhours. She will yet destroy the democratic party, as scripted.

    Man, this is easier than I thought.

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  7. Michelle B

    No idea why but I can’t post at Ducati’s post (I get the word press sign up but it rejects my data) regarding meritocracy as being America’s best accomplishment so I will here: pardon me, Master Fly for such egregious behavior!

    Definitely agree, however, with the trend of political dynasties (Bush, Clinton), Ivy league in-group dynamics, widening gap between the very rich and the middle class (The Economist agrees with me on these points), that achievement is looking a bit tired right now. Americans don’t resent the rich (like the French do), because they regard their becoming just as rich as very possible. You remove that chance, and Americans may start resenting rich people.

    Ironically, there are trends where Europe is becoming more liberalized (in the classic tradition, free markets, etc, not in the liberal manner when you don’t care who sleeps with whom, who lights up a joint, etc.–they already achieved that perspective), and America is embracing socialism (not that America was ever without socialistic leanings).

    Who invented socialism and is it not also an achievement? European countries, especially the Nordic ones with their more lean and mean versions of socialism, are doing fairly OK, and in some aspects better than America (teenage pregnancies, drug use, violent crime are lower).

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  8. Karl Marx

    There was no true communism in the USSR & there is no true democracy in the US.

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  9. zephler

    fly and his buddy going to “reload”

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_egwJ8zjKpM&feature=related

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  10. Home_Depot_man

    tsk, tsk, tsk… What is with the Fly? Why are you painting? Is it because your earning power is of a itty bitty man?

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  11. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    I told you fuckers, I told you. $4.00 gas is much more efficient than $3.00 gas. If it wasn’t then consumers would not have more money to spend like mad. Without a doubt the consumer is cash rich and ready to spend.

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  12. larry

    Alias: BPOE

    FLY: Only people with high IQ’s stain things with good clothes on and no rubber gloves. They also tend to get their dick stuck in their pants zipper. So keep an eye on your FLY. FLY!!!

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  13. sniper6

    staining is something you pay others to do. It’s also what I did to my underwear when I made the short CROX call yesterday. I yam so wee todd did.

    You should go long SWHC today, because I’m gonna buy a gun and shoot myself now. Also, Cramer doesn’t like it anymore, which makes it a buy.

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  14. Joe Stalin

    Who invented socialism and is it not also an achievement? European countries, especially the Nordic ones with their more lean and mean versions of socialism, are doing fairly OK, and in some aspects better than America (teenage pregnancies, drug use, violent crime are lower).

    Oh, why… thank you very much, m’dear!

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  15. Mao Zedong

    Yes! Fank you velly much!!

    Nice to get “coor bleeze” of compriments down heah in Herr!

    Por Pot woo’ say “fanks” too, but he on 12 owah shift wif head down in poor of shit.

    Solly.

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  16. Eastern Europe
    Eastern Europe

    Who the freak is this retard anyway?

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  17. Fidel Castro

    Someone with a firm grip of the long March of history into the People’s paradise, of course, bro’!

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  18. zephler

    is no secret america loves communism, how else could we buy cheap shit fwom Walmart all day?

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  19. zephler

    Ayn Rand was a bitch anyways – she got a free ride on a boat courtesy of socialism, although she never seems to mention that!

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  20. Fidel Castro

    There was no true communism in the USSR & there is no true democracy in the US.

    Yes, Karl, you are correct, only in the People’s Paradise of Cuba have we perfected communism.

    And the last time I’d tuned into U.S. civics (admittedly, it’s been a while) they were described as a “Republic.”

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  21. The Fly

    Assholes:

    NO POLITICS.

    Good Morning.

    Fly

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  22. Bob & Doug McKenzie
    Bob & Doug McKenzie

    is no secret america loves communism, how else could we buy cheap shit fwom Walmart all day?

    Whose this “we,” fucker? You spittin’ on the Maple Leaf again?

    It’s people like you who disdain their Molsen swilling heritage that make people think we Canucks are just a bunch of tag-a-long parasites, contributing only the occassional mildly humourous comedian.

    Say it proud and say it loud!

    Labatt’s!

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  23. Uncle Joe, Mao, Lenin, Fidel, Pol Pot, Hitler, unnamed murdering aparatchiks
    Uncle Joe, Mao, Lenin, Fidel, Pol Pot, Hitler, unnamed murdering aparatchiks

    Assholes. No politics!

    Ah well, I guess it’s back to Hell with the lot of us, then.

    Not you Fidel… yet.

    Seeya Fly!

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  24. JakeGint

    I think I’ve figured you out, Fly.

    You attempt these “home improvement projects” only to provide material for the blog.

    No?

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  25. Dinosaur Trader
    Dinosaur Trader

    In a developing story, Paul Kedrosky was seen stumbling around lower Manhattan this morning, without his mustache or his eyebrows.

    -DT

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  26. The Fly

    Jake:

    No. I enjoy doing handy work.

    The stain exploded out of the can, spilling all over me.

    True story.

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  27. JakeGint

    The stain exploded out of the can, spilling all over me.

    I suggest outsourcing, combined with a Woodford (rocks) and stogey for prime “Bob Villa”-like observation purposes.

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  28. Kiwin

    Good cover up “The Fly”. We all know you dropped that shit because of arthritis due to your old age.

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