With oil approaching $120 per barrel again, thanks to some fucking cavemen in Nigeria, we all should be kissing the shoes the oil companies walk on. See you guys are too stupid to understand what’s going on. “The Fly” understands and is on top of this oil boom, like a cat on a milk bowl.
I am thrilled to pay more at the pump, positively thrilled. We, as Americans, have a duty to support the oil interests of the Middle East, in order to create jobs over there.
Why worry about Ohio, when there is plenty of shit going on in Dubai?
See, we live in a “global world,” where everything is one, aside from heart disease—which still belongs to us. However, [[MCD]] is trying to remedy that. Anyway, do not get upset at the oil companies for raping you at the pump. Your hard earned money is “building a bridge” to our “friends” overseas.
On today’s oil spike, a myriad of stocks are screaming higher. My favorites are [[BEXP]], [[GLBL]], [[EOG]] and [[OXY]].
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STV moving ahead of earnings. Should be good for a scalp up to twenty. Est at .16 are too low and they will likely beat by at least 20% on strong demand from olympics coverage.
Nice calls. Although we can take some Ohioians and send them to Anwar or the Gulf perhaps.
Boone Pickens has increased his shares in OXY by about 29% within the past 6 months. It is now just shy of 11% of his holdings.
Also XOM (12% of holdings), SLB (7% of holdings).
He might know a little about the “earl bidness”.
…when there is plenty…
The play on oil is to go short in a big way…
…and then unleash the computer virus that permanently disables every large GM SUV and truck via OnStar.
Bwahahaha.
Thanks Dog.
Truism for the day:
Three things are certain…Coffee is for closers, banks are for asshats and BWLD is for fat people from Ohio.
You forgot that AAPL shareholders are entitled to a min of $4 a day, everyday, until the end of time. You do the math.
Running out to buy my 48th ipod.
SOHU – covered my short @ $76.02
whoever brought it up was right. this is not ‘the fly.’ the writing is definately different.
D O W N W/ M O N
YOU ARE RIGHT. THIS IS NOT FLY. THIS IS ROBOT FLY 3,000.
THE REAL FLY IS IN TAHITI, TANNING HIS ASS. ROBOT FLY 3,000 WAS PURCHASED BY THE REAL FLY IN THE YEAR 3,001.
HE THEN TRAVELED BACK IN TIME AND PROGRAMMED ROBOT FLY 3,000 TO BLOG ON THE INTERNETS.
I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW, FUCKFACE, ROBOTS ARE COOL.
OVER.
I am just sniping fuckers in ZOLT. I think I may see another one in a hideout. Going in.
Robot Fly: By the time 3001 comes around “The Fly” will be well over 47 1/2 years old, so his thoughts are irrelevant, making you too, irrelevant.
I brought it up a couple days ago. Fuck it, it doesn’t matter anyway. Just drop it. Let’s see what the new Fly can come up with.
Like I said before, this is still the best blog out there.
HM
BEXP is a “bakken oil formation” play (AKA Williston Basin). That’s the huge North Dakota, Montana, Canada, discovery that is at least 25 times greater than they thought. Half of Billions of barrels are recoverable. I’ll have more on this in a PG post
Brigham exploration (BEXP), 6.5$
Press release on 16-01-08 afther their three discoveries and acreage growth,
Acreage Growth to 219,000 Net Acres with approximately 67,500 Net Acres in
Mountrail County & Extensional Areas — Brigham has grown its acreage position
in the Williston Basin to approximately 219,000 net acres. Most of the recent
growth has occurred in Mountrail County and extensional areas east of the
Nesson Anticline where Brigham now controls approximately 67,500 net acres.
EOG has some acres in the Williston Basin as well.
I think I’ll sling together a post about this in the PG.
I’m looking forward to gas going to $10 a gallon, so idiots in Excursions, Hummers, Navigators and Denalis(to name a few of the most egregious SUVs)start feeling some pain.
I’m shooting for a -35 negative karma on this one…
-DT
I own two Navigators and I feel no pain. Fuck you and your phaggy soon-to-be-accordianed Prius.
What is wrong with you demented fuckers? Why would you think it’s a different person?
Curse you Jake.
Luckily, I’ll be able to maneuver out of the way of your monstrosity of a vehicle. Yours will most likely flip.
-DT
You notta know? itta me, Fry!
Solly fol the confusion
That was egregiously weak, “Fry.”
“You notta know??” “Itta me, Fry??”
What are you, some kind of Italian Chinaman?