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Bears Eating YHOO’s Brains, in Early Trading

When visiting this blog, keep in mind, I do not want you here. You are unwanted guests. If it were up to “The Fly” there would be no traffic stats to speak of, just asshattery.

With that being said, my year to date gains are still more than yours, upwards of 12%. I have vast amounts of cash and little in the way of future profits, considering I am traveling in a “pimped out” time machine.

For those of you who doubt the Godly nature of “The Fly,” you shall and will be tracked down and have jelly donuts punched into your chest, especially coming out of elevators.

Finally, it’s worth noting, shares of [[YHOO]] are receiving two “homo hammers of death” to the cranium, as its CEO “Yangs” shareholders with his gay ways.

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30 comments

  1. kurt

    thats fucked up fly

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  2. The Fly

    Fuck you, “Kurt”

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  3. tay zonday

    classic fly

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  4. The Fly

    Tay:

    Shhh.

    Thanks

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  5. mrkcbill

    Fly what kind of egregious fees do they charge to put the scoreboard up on the site? I’ll give you some of my PayPal points.

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  6. TraderCaddy

    The Fly reminds me of the Soup Nazi (Seinfeld). If you don’t behave you are gone.

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  7. CubsRock

    Apple upgraded, are you #$!@ing kidding me. It already ran up huge on speculation/shortage of iphones, they even downgraded outlook. Almost at 52 week high and it gets an upgrade. Buying puts on the pop.

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  8. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Anyone buying yhoo for a quick trade?

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  9. did a nice trade..bought at 22 and sold at 22.91

    I suspect..today Yahoo! will go above 23 and then slowly settle down towards 17-18 once people realize that deal is not happening..

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  10. The Fly

    MRkc:

    The IT department (Jeremy) is having extreme seizures trying to put a non-fuckery market data box on site.

    Every time we put the market data, it wrecks the site. Whenever the site is slow or down, it was because the market data was fucked.

    We are working on it and will have a solution shortly.

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  11. The Fly

    Anon:

    You are a piker. I spit on you.

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  12. Fabregas

    SOHU – took a short position last Fri, eyeing a quick pullback. Online ad revs met (but did not top) expectations. The stock jumped 25% post earnings because of its blowout online gaming numbers (which are not that sustainable).

    Also short GA which is killing me.

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  13. CubsRock

    I think The Futures are worthy of a tab.

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  14. The Fly

    will do.

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  15. MarketRaider

    Fly,

    Just for that fucked up comment that hurt my feelings about being an an unwanted guest I am going to protest by not refreshing my browser for the next 5 min.

    By the way the Soup Nazi actually makes money.

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  16. mrkcbill

    Thank You God.

    Speaking of the Homohammer CSCO is tomorrow.

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  17. Low IQ than Fly trader
    Low IQ than Fly trader

    Its egregious how, despite my low IQ, my YTD gains have eclipsed the currently, fallen from grace, Godly Fly.

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  18. The Fly

    Yeah but your account value is like 13k.

    Fuck off.

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  19. Big Mike

    Hey Senor Fly,

    You still shorting POT? I would buy some ags long to hedge yourself if I were you..

    It looks like the sell-off was a correctional phase. Gold is bouncing off critical support.

    FYI: Boy, are we in a bit of mood this morning huh!? You in your period?

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  20. Scum Bucket

    This market is gonna tear your wings off Fly.

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  21. MarketRaider

    Is this going to be the 3rd day in a row that RIMM gaps up without a fill? Is that even mathematically probable? This stock is absolutely insane.

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  22. sniper6

    I have you all beat. Down 17% YTD. I am a fucking one man economic stimulus package for the bearshitters.

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  23. Low IQ than Fly trader
    Low IQ than Fly trader

    No, my account is 18.2 X that amount. Do the math Godly Fly.

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  24. The Fly

    Very nice.

    You must gift us with your Godlier stock advice, via the Peanut Gallery.

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  25. Low IQ than Fly trader
    Low IQ than Fly trader

    If you insist – I suggest you buy a plethora of foreign stocks & simultaneously short the US indices, as a hedge.

    Here are a few Godly Fly:

    VIP INFY CTSH KB PKX RSX UBB MICC ITU PBR HMIN NCTY TV CETV ZNH CEA

    I also like EMC CMCSA DGP GSS GFI NEM CALM COSWF

    and NYX into earnings

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  26. The Fly

    How unique. Buy foreign stocks, eh?

    CTSH is a loser, thanks to Rupee strength.

    From that list, I like VIP, MICC, CETV and COSWF.

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  27. Low IQ than Fly trader
    Low IQ than Fly trader

    CTSH is my least favorite but I think the downside is not egregious enough to cause me concern, consternation or REM deprivation.

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  28. The Fly

    Actually, should the dollar strengthen, CTSH may rock.

    I forget the actual numbers, but I believe for every dollar in Rupee strength equates to 1% in gross margins.

    In other words, if the Rupee were to decline by 10%, CTSH would blow away numbers.

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  29. Low IQ than Fly trader
    Low IQ than Fly trader

    thanks, maybe they have some losing hedging program in place by now.

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  30. bamowo

    “…little in the way of future profits…”

    hopefully this is a typo or your time machine isn’t serving its intended purpose

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