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Financial Alert

Shares of [[ASFI]] are receiving the “homo hammer of death,” on rumors of pending doom. As a result, other names are taking a hit, such as [[LAZ]], [[PNSN]], [[DSL]], [[GHL]] and [[WM]].

In my estimation, LAZ is a buy down here. However, in order to hedge that bet, I will go long some [[SKF]] down at these levels, in order to catch the “homo hammer” and bang it over the heads of some of you retards—who are long banks.

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19 comments

  1. Uncle Sam

    Fly is back on the SKF train.

    All Aboard!!! Ride this Pig to 100.

    http://www.instromania.net/PHO/Pochettes/S/surf%20coasters%20-%20Fly%20Up%20Best%20Of%20The%20Surf%20Coasters%20Vol%201.jpg

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  2. Eliot Spitzer

    ASFI… “Ass Fee”? *chuckle*

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  3. ottnott

    What’s in your Central Bank?

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  4. The Fly

    Ducati has been reduced to a mere heckler.

    Be gone.

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  5. The Fly

    NOTE: Ducati has been banned from commenting on this here blog, until further notice.

    -Management

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  6. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Did you buy LAZ?

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  7. The Fly

    yes

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  8. Ducati's Nanny
    Ducati's Nanny

    Please excuse the Duc.

    I have put him down for a nap. He’s cranky before nappy time.

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  9. Thor

    Fly, is this the type of pullback you were looking for in MVIS?

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  10. The Fly

    I will buy MVIS in the 2’s.

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  11. BOOMER

    anyone catch my HWAY rec the other day? I just covered.

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  12. Big Mike

    Hahahaha….what’s the beef with Fly and Ducati? Hilarious…

    Hmmm…Gold is bouncing off major support;

    What the fuck is Jim Crammer doing in the Iron Man movie?

    How much upside do we have left? We’re like even for the year… We shot up straight from March lows without consolidation. I’m slightly neutral short-term, but what the fuck…It’s crazy to go long after a 1300+ run.

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  13. The Fly

    Nice call Boomer.

    Mike:

    Ducati is a little man. Only little men pest others.

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  14. BOOMER

    Thanks Fly. Now I only have to make $280k more to make up for my BOOM losses from last quarter. I do not want to carry forward $3,000 deduction for the rest of my life.

    Death to BOOM. $28. Mark it. Then, I may buy the company myself. And fire all of them and sell it AKS or ATI like they should have done last year.

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  15. BOOMER

    BTW, I think the recession is back beginning Monday.

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  16. ZenProfit

    Big Mike:

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601088&sid=aNQ9TipaBwVY&refer=muse

    “Instead of making a bomb, Stark takes pieces of scrap metal and constructs an armored suit complete with jet-powered boots and fire-shooting appendages. (How he manages to do this under the watchful eye of surveillance cameras isn’t explained.)

    The invention allows him to escape and return home, where he calls a press conference to renounce arms dealing and order the shutdown of his company’s weapons production. This is bad for business — “Mad Money” host Jim Cramer rails against Stark Industries in a self-parody — as well as his relationship with company executive Obadiah Stane (Jeff Bridges), whose shaved head and neatly trimmed salt-and-pepper beard make him look like a cross between Gordon Liddy and an evil WWE wrestler.”

    Crammer probably needed to earn extra $$$, after his crappy forecasts of late.

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  17. Heckler

    LOrd Duc, STFU !

    you’re giving us Hecklers a bad name

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