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Who Will Replace Gunners?

Qualifications:

You must be willing to blog with passion and have a modicum of intelligence. Your pay will be 50/50 split on adsense and percentage of total iBC revenue, based upon traffic stats.

Personally, I know a few people in the Peanut Gallery worth choosing. For those who have an interest, no fucking joke, find my fucking email address and contact me, else I’ll just tell Mr. Bilderberg to have one of his char-wallah’s blog instead.

In other news, here is a video clip of “Hollywood ‘shedder” performing with that new music group of his:

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10 comments

  1. CAP

    WTF is a ‘char-wallah’ ?

    Fly,

    You need to get Dennis Kneale to blog here. Contact him and pretend to be his biggest fan. Tell him most of the readers of IBC are big Dennis Kneale fans. Stroke his ego and get him to be a guest blogger. Once he blogs here, Kneale will probably mentioned IBC on air at his CNBC day job. Hits to this blog will multiply. Then in true Fly fashion, you can uncermoniously fire Kneale, call him an ‘asshat’ and humiliate him in the process.

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  2. Woodshedder

    CAP, I like how you think.

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  3. PoorOkie

    Peezy, Dawg, or the pot head? Either of the three would be a great choice for “tabbed status”.

    BTW, how is DCR still solvent? I see the NAV is now under $1.00.

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  4. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    PoorOkie: Its a June 120 Put, thats why it still is solvent. 120-4.05 = 115.95 ala the price of oil. They can trade it way up actually should oil shit the shower. All they have determined is that the fund will not continue to rollover, it will be dissolved and another one created. Better off buying USO puts.

    By the way anything marketed by Claymore “appropriately named since they are like little minefields” should be avoided, that includes that shitty ETF named TAN. DCR is ripe for a bounce if oil keeps dropping until Monday. I just rolled into USO puts myself. Working well so far.

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  5. boca

    A. I nominate Calvino.

    B. Any openings for housewives that occasionally like to talk a little dirty in between mumbling about stocks? I didn’t think so.

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  6. Woodshedder

    Boca, housewives are hot.

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  7. boca

    Now if only I could think of something interesting to write about. Maybe Bill Ackman’s investments, hmmm.

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  8. Fiddley Fuck, as in I don't give a...
    Fiddley Fuck, as in I don't give a...

    Cap, – funny

    Shed, was that you on fiddle? Oh and the rebel yell yesterday was a nice touch.)

    Fly, what % of IBC readers are women?

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  9. calvino

    I’m flattered, and my account has been flattened. I have taken to proffering advice to my hound to see how he does with it. If he can make some bones, I will try again. The absurd spike up in CSGP after they came in at half of their last quarter’s earnings – made money if anyone sold it in the AM. They actually had the temerity to compare numbers to last year’s quarter. I know commercial RE is seasonal, but that is brazen. Since shorting casinos on Whore street does not work, I tried the ones in Vegas. Those have been making a little coin, although they got run up on some Macao rabble protesting corruption and general penury. To appease the rabble, the principality decided to forestall further licenses. That helped the racket boys in Vegas bounce, and gave us a better entry to short. Although China is undoubtedly possessed of a burgeoning middle finger of 800 millions, they will more than make up for the BIG losses in Vegas. Or not, if the rioting hoi polloi is any kind of a tell. The 29 working casinos are a smidgeon of satisfaction, where hundreds would be needed to placate the gambling mania of the burgeoning middle finger in China. Nevertheless, the Chairman of Bao Steel said today that economic conditions were giving him the middle class treatment. Perhaps they lost everything already in Macao. Finally, the filthy rotten pig CRM is trading at 3.8 five year PEG and 400 times earnings. It is an abomination that is not of this earth and must be expunged from the world of light. It is also being run by Fido contra and Vanguard – proceed with extreme caution. No one is going to spend eight billion for this filth, the takeover rumors are just another upcoming SEC investigation.

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  10. Prospectus

    This is my new theme song after recent market events:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xASP72P2vY0

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