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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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iBC Needs a Tabbed Blogger

For more useless rants.

Apply within.

UPDATE: Ducati has been rehired by iBC. Welcome back Lord Duc. Good to have you back on board the iBC team.

UPDATE II: Ducati has been fired, yet again. We are still accepting applicants.

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26 comments

  1. Kiwin

    You have a whole smattering of “feeble-minded” peanuts that would love to rant I’m sure.

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  2. cuervoslaugh

    I’ll raise my hand.
    Not sure I’m feeble minded but, allegedly my text is arcane enough to annoy some.

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  3. hank trader

    Dude I have lost shitloads and now have the best mentor 4 trading and a newfound attitude–stops r IN “””” emotions r OUT”” I will out blog all u goat herding tards—–plus I sit home and trade 4 a living—-I have a rich girlfriend…..How the F do I apply—–none of these other bloggers surf—One sk8tr—who is very cool–“danny” i 2 lived in sd–now u need a fucking surfer—-

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  4. jeff

    http://www.wiki.com/whatiswiki.htm

    Get some wiki Fly man

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  5. herctrader

    I probably don’t have time; as I’m in constant demand. My genius IQ of 160 would certainly add legitimacy to your site though…I’ll think about it for a while. Thanks for the offer.

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  6. Woodshedder

    Hank trader- good on you for your trading.

    For the record, I could out surf you any day, longboard, shortboard, or fun shape.

    However, if your girlfriend is hot and rich, then just maybe you’ll get my vote. Especially if she’ll let you take a picture of her tits in a Viz shirt.

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  7. 1st Tier

    Who’s in control here?

    Does IBC have HR dept?

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  8. haileris

    jeff: There’s already a wiki for investors, check it out. Wikis require a huge amount of gardening, that, IMO may not be suitable for this website.

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  9. DanB

    You ISP needs cocaine.

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  10. Prospectus

    I apply. I have an extensive background in “useless” and have been known to “rant”. With a tab, I could really apply both to a new level.

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  11. Scum Bucket

    A monkey could fling better crap than spews forth from your keyboard Fly.

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  12. iBC HR Representative
    iBC HR Representative

    1st Tier: Grab a ticket, get in line, and shut the hell up.

    herctrader: Your offer has been rescinded after your background check came up “questionable”.

    Vlad Karpov, iBC HR Representative

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  13. Maya Angelou

    1). You can’t afford me.

    and

    B.) It would interfere with my trading.

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  14. howard lindzon

    i will do it. or what about that bilderberg guy. he was awesome 🙂

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  15. Buckeye Bob

    The crazy Chinese are at it again – Shanghai open up 8+% – all because the tax stamp dropped .2%?? Bear markets are not what they used to be

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  16. Dinosaur Trader

    If I could get this “reply” to -50 karma points, I’d consider applying… later, I’ll deny having applied at all.

    Fuck all you meatloafers.

    -DT

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  17. barack hussein obama

    I will blog for this fucking site if you will promise me your god damn vote.
    Fuck Hillary.

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  18. shortcover

    Shanghai mkts trying to make olympic jump to hit old highs in 2 day sprint. time to buy fxp??

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  19. Chinese Investor
    Chinese Investor

    HORY CHIT!! I can affold lice now!

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  20. Sister Mary Holy Picture
    Sister Mary Holy Picture

    Ahll oonly blog here if’n yah promise to adorn me site with the Holy Roosary, an’ a picture o’ tha Bless-ed Mither.

    An’ only if ye promise to knock off the bloody coorsin’!

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  21. JakeGint

    Of course the rice shortages are bullshit!

    ___________

    Fly — Fire your network server administrator. He/she/it is a disgrace to Romania and his own ox-cart.

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  22. Father John Grady Hogan O'Shaughnessy O'Flanagan
    Father John Grady Hogan O'Shaughnessy O'Flanagan

    Sister Mary, be gettin’ back to yoor post now, and stooop cavortin’ about with the flock. And be puttin’ away that blinkin’ ruler, you know you can’t use that any more on account’n of the emotional distress lawsuit we lost this year last.

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  23. Hef

    Put my name in the hat for the tabbed blogger position.

    If you want more site traffic, I’ve got the ticket…I will post pictures of naked women. No stupid stock picks or market ranting. Just outrageously gorgeous naked women—that I have screened and “interviewed” personally.

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  24. BOTD

    odd?

    THE ONE AND ONLY “disgraced super peanut” tabbed up.

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  25. Hattery

    is there a requirement for amount of posts or words in a week?
    I might be interested if there’s something in it for me.
    Send me the details.

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  26. fufufnik

    Ho-Ry Chit! Chinese Investor cracks me the hell up every time he posts. Hilarious.

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