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Fuck You Third World, You’re Dead

Fly wins again, even when he appears to be losing, badly.

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27 comments

  1. So Solly?

    Because he has amper stoles of lice?

    You serr me some, Fry?

    Prease?

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  2. Scum Bucket

    You suck Fly.

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  3. foo

    so you’re saying you’re shrot third world countries?
    like what?

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  4. wtf

    riots in the streets and u make joke? wtf.

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  5. The Fly

    WTF:

    Yes. Since I own 10 warehouses full of rice, I am quite pleased to see the price higher.

    It’s not too late for you. Like gold, go buy some big bags of rice and store it in a public storage facility.

    Within 2 years, your gains will be bountiful, much to the chagrin of 3rd world cretins.

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  6. boca

    Rice will soon be denominated in ounces of gold per 100 bushels.

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  7. dumb

    Dumb post. I thought you said you had a high IQ. I guess not…..

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  8. D&D Master

    Broker A, I hope like I your posting from a Crackberry because if your home on a party night on a computer I thinks you may be living in mom and dads basement.
    P.S I posting from a bar while taking a shit.

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  9. boca

    Weird. I guess some of the commenters don’t recognize sarcasm when they see it.

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  10. Boomer

    Broker A says, “Yes. Since I own 10 warehouses full of rice, I am quite pleased to see the price higher.”
    Lie you may own 10 boxes of rice though…..I buy that

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  11. buylo

    boca, I think Fly was being cynical not sarcastic, or maybe both – you never know with the Fly. Anyways, some folks here just didn’t get it, must be foreigners.

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  12. starving kids

    Fucking poor people who needs em always looken for a hand out…….

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  13. Scum Bucket

    I hope you are joking because the pope will curse you if you are being serious. Withholding food from starving people is a capital offense.

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  14. Kiwin

    I took my Minute Rice and bought up a third of California real estate.

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  15. So Solly

    I dinno geddit?? He take-a clap onna bal-loom froor?

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  16. Paradigm Shift

    Rice, oddly enough, is also considered AAA collateral for Fed discount window borrowing.

    Actually, You can Lever rice 3-1 at the Fed window.

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  17. Condoleezza Rice
    Condoleezza Rice

    Personally, I prefer brown Rice.

    HA HA HA HA, I love that joke. Now get the fuck out of my way.

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  18. Condamnesia Rice
    Condamnesia Rice

    Show of hands:

    Who’s excited about paying 28% capital gains tax instead of the present 15%?

    I am, because damn… it’s fair for everyone and that’s what matters…..

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpSDBu35K-8

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  19. SIMG

    BUY (SIMG) you have been warned.

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  20. Prospectus

    @Paradigm: LMAO! Gives new meaning to “Uncle Ben’s”!

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  21. calvino

    Why are we paying 15% capital gains when we trade foreign equities Condemnisia?

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  22. The Fly

    Whoever accesses this site from their Blackberry, while socializing at a bar, while in the bathroom, will be banned from site for being a fucking assclown.

    So Sorry.

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  23. Larry Craig

    Bathrooms are a great place to socialize, I’ll have you know.

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  24. nullpointer

    @Paradigm-

    i have audibly laughed out loud about 7 times in the last decade (i may chuckle once a month, but a belly laugh is very rare).

    you just made it 8. thanks.

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  25. Brad

    fuck you obama

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  26. BOOMER

    that was not me posting above

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  27. buylo

    boomer, the pope has confided in me with a message for you, you will be forgiven for the Lent business, but you have to wear red shoes at home and in public for 10 days as penance. (reason being, if he has to wear them, you do too!) He’s working on something else for the Fly – developing.

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