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Desperate Measures

In a unprecedented move, “The Fly” has begun eating a giant bowl of Lucky Charms cereal, in order to help turn his luck around.

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35 comments

  1. the Bull

    They truly are magically delicious.

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  2. Flux Capacitor

    The real thing, or malt-o-meal knockoff lucky charms from the Winn Dixie?

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  3. Gunners

    -1 karma for suggesting such a thing

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  4. boca

    Flux Capacitor… the horror… aren’t those the salmonella brand? Gah!

    Instead I suggest that I admit my girl crush on Lindsay as surely that is good luck.

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  5. Crude Broker

    I saw a brief downtick in crude. Who in the fuck is selling? Quit.

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  6. boca

    Nice Orrefors art glass bowl, that’s about 12 inches across right? Giant bowl, fer sure.

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  7. Granpa

    Thanks Shed and Juice for reply in last thread.

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  8. Snarkmaster Fresh
    Snarkmaster Fresh

    Crude is back, don’t worry. I almost panicked also. $125 is our god given right next week. It doesnt happen and my congressman will hear about it.

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  9. The Fly

    @120 crude, DCR’s NAV is zero.

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  10. Kiwin

    What the hell, that bowl is monstrous. How many boxes of Lucky Charms does it take to fill that fucker up and it must cost some serious $$ with all this inflation, no?

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  11. Woodshedder

    No problem Granpa.

    I’m anxiously awaiting bull bear sentiment and NYSE interest to consider over the weekend.

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  12. The Fly

    Don’t worry. The cereal cost is negligible. It’s the cardboard box and plastic that makes up the expense.

    Just so you know, I am prepared to pay up to $50 per box, if needed.

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  13. mdawsz

    DCR will act as put on oil until they liquidate it.

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  14. Snarkmaster Fresh
    Snarkmaster Fresh

    DCR and UCR triggered. Last day of trading is June 25th.

    Good stuff.

    http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/080417/20080417006264.html?.v=1

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  15. The Fly

    Liquidation will be in June, providing oil is above $111.

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  16. Granpa

    C is rolling over on 5, 10 an 15 min time frame, won’t trust it until it takes out the hourly. But, it has to start somewher.
    Been playing over in my head how CNBC said this morning “mere 12 billion”. Can’t believ they said like 12 BILLION is no big deal.

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  17. JoeyBagofWackos

    I am now convinced anyone whom “trades” in certifiably wacko and should move to romania and bring their fugly bowties and backsplashes with them.

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  18. Crude Broker

    Your cereal bowl matches your radio in the kitchen, nice.

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  19. mdawsz

    Fly, they liquidate regardless.

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  20. Juice

    If the world doesn’t come to an end over the weekend I am gonna become a gentleman farmer. That will surely put a top in these Ag stocks.

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  21. CubsRock

    Actually Crude Broker, I think that is his radio stripped out.

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  22. kurt

    i just got the news…we are gapping down huge on monday.

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  23. PPT

    You pikers fuck with me, doubt me, and this is what you get. Right between the fucking eyes.

    Go FUCK yourselves!

    Sincerely,
    your friendly PPT

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  24. JakeGint

    Forget about Phillipino rice, fat fucks and their stupid children will be rioting in Queens over sudden Lucky Charms shortages.

    Is their a play on that commodity? General Mills, what?

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  25. MasterDebater

    Since no one else has the nuts to do so, I will:

    We are at or very near the top. All of this fucktarded bullishness will be a distant memory next week.

    So it is written, so let it be done.

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  26. the Bull

    BTW, Lucky Charms is for pussies, let me know when you crack open the Cap’n Crunch, then we’ll talk.

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  27. Paradigm Shift

    The Fed has declared Oatmeal will now be considered AAA collateral at the discount window.

    Feel free to borrow all the money you want and buy stocks.

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  28. Kiwin

    “The Fly” is consuming large amounts of Lucky Charms which either means he has “rabbit-like” metabolism or is, dare I say it, a fatty?

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  29. JakeGint

    Anyone have an opinion on the solars?

    Notice they are not enjoying the party with the rest of the Grand Retarded.

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  30. The SUN

    solars be just resting … don’t fuck with my offspring

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  31. JakeGint

    Whaddaya mean “offspring?” Those fuckers are parasitic leeches, if anything.

    While you’re here with us, could you tell us if global warming is because of you, or do these econuts really have a point about man smoking it up too much?

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  32. Paradigm Shift

    In an unprecedented move, Hank Paulson has overthrown the government.

    Bow to the new King, or we’ll kill you.

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  33. The SUN

    There are natural cycles and there are man-made cycles. Man blew out the ozone layer a couple decades ago letting my powerful rays in, and now man is melting the fucking polar ice-caps. I’ll do the rest.

    You’re fucked.

    Last word of advice; Build an ark.

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  34. Al Gore

    Not if I have anything to do with it!

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  35. Bubbah C.

    Aw sheeeit, Allll!

    Woodjoo pleeeeaze laghten up fer gawd’s sakes!

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