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Emergency Message From Fly’s Voodoo Doctor

 BEHOLD:

Sell stocks quickly. They are all bad, gay and evil.

Nigel Adonis,Voodoo Practology, PHD

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37 comments

  1. Leonard The Monkey

    These once every 2 week bounces never last.

    Just a little more patience and the voodoo will kick in…

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  2. john

    Please tell me thats not you. You look like a skinny little homo with your Banana Republic sip up on!

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  3. The Fly

    NEVER

    “The Fly” would never wear that shirt.

    That’s Nigel Adonis.

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  4. Dinosaur Trader

    Shit… I thought you were dead. I just dedicated a video and everything.

    This is awkward now…. (shuffling feet)… so, ummm… how about that MVIS?

    -DT

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  5. Kiwin

    Yeah your Voodoo doctor looks like a pansy bullfucker.

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  6. Woodshedder

    The Fly is a chik? That’s a chik in the picture. I always knew he had a sensitive side.

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  7. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=vOqyn_mzJhs

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  8. The Fly

    Careful people.

    My Voodoo Physician can rip your eyes out through the internet.

    Do not upset him.

    BTW: Negative karma points, given to Wood, upsets him.

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  9. WallStreetLurker
    WallStreetLurker

    Awesome graphics btw

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  10. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=Bq_7QOjSulE

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  11. Q4

    Pain is Pleasure

    JPM – Credit crisis 80% ova, but raising $ 6.0 billion?

    http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=20601087&sid=aiUU_.dPkuNc&refer=home

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  12. BOOMER

    FLy – my posts ae being marked as spam and deleted. You running me off?

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  13. Woodshedder

    Funny, Fly. Our accounts are moving inversely to our karma points.

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  14. The Fly

    Boomer:

    No..
    I’ll check it out.

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  15. Q4

    MER – Thain on more than one occasion has stated “no need to raise capital”. After tomorrow’s earnings melt up (writeoff amount & loss doesn’t even matter does it?), I will be shorting heavy as soon as they announce they’ll be raising capital. Prob next week if not sooner.

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  16. JakeGint

    I must have a mystic juju stick on my home computer. I just hit Wood with a negative karma button and he went from “-2” to “-6” in one shot.

    Egregious, sorry Wood.

    I will try to say some prayers of “allay” on my juju stick mouse.

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  17. JakeGint

    That is one fancy motherfreaking Voodoo Priest you found there, Fly.

    Where’d you find him, on a display rack at Hollister?

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  18. Woodshedder

    That’s okay Jake. That karma point move is probably similar to what your short position in the cubes did today.

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  19. JakeGint

    Q4 – -thanks for the hat tip. As you may know I hate (short) those fuckers at JPM.

    Interesting that they are doing their preferred at a higher rate than Wachovia did their’s.

    Things that make you go “AA2 credit??”

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  20. JakeGint

    Stopped out with a small gain yesterday Wood, pre-carnasaurus.

    So Solly.

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  21. chivasontherocks
    chivasontherocks

    wood, that’s hitting below the belt.

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  22. JakeGint

    Hey Fly, I don’t know if you noticed, but some “anonymous asshat” posted a Klan site link on here yesterday or the day before.

    It was called something like “Detroit Sucks!” or something like that, and at first I thought it was like a humor thing.

    But, it was not.

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  23. Woodshedder

    Chivas, I would not hit anyone below the belt except for Jake. Believe me, he stops by my blog and baits me, regularly.

    Besides, he knows I’m kidding.

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  24. Q4

    Jake: Re: JPM, Odd, no?

    Anybody else playing HOG. Earnings tomorrow AH. I haven’t seen too many new Harleys rollin around. I’m short via April puts. I’m a sniper, one shot one kill.

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  25. JakeGint

    Q– I like the hog call.

    (True story: Wood can teach you hog calls, and ostrich rasslin’. No shit.)

    My only trepidation there is that they’ve been bleeding for a while now. Might be played out…

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  26. ah fucking ha!

    higher. odd no?

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  27. big brother

    did you see natalie plead with her pathetic glare at sheila 2night after the doodes split the vote? bears, dont give the market your pathetic, whiney snear. suck it up, or cover, whichever. reality tv is REALLY TOTALLY AWESOME and stuff.

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  28. Woodshedder

    Emu rasslin’ for sure. Never rassled an Ostrich.

    I can call a hog from over a hilltop.

    Just ask your _______________.

    lol

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  29. JakeGint

    Just ask your frien’ly neighborhood hog caller’s Mama?

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  30. JakeGint

    Holy crap… is that Naz futures number right?

    That’s all from IBM??

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  31. Q4

    Jake: Agreed. However, it’s only been beaten down, not broken down. I think they miss on their lowered estimates and guide even lower.

    Ostrich rasslin or riding.

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  32. jake,

    looks like the cubes are flat

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  33. pathetic alcoholic
    pathetic alcoholic

    hopefully this voodoo fucker wont disrupt my plan to indulge my desire to masterbate constantly with a C- hard on all day while occasionally glancing over and cursing at my trading monitor because stocks aren’t up the full 10% they should be across the board.

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  34. Employee8

    Here’s the post Jake/Fly if you’re looking for it: It’s on Fly’s “Done For The Day” blog.

    Anonymous Says:

    Yes, take a well deserved rest, Fly. Do not visit here – http://www.detroit……com
    April 15th, 2008 at 4:20 pm

    I too thought it was gunna be a joke and surprised it wasn’t hooted or yanked.

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  35. Q4

    HOG – correction, earnings release tomorrow “before the open”

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  36. Wilson Schroeder

    suprascapular flutist cashier signorial kissproof prebullying overhusk tremella
    Rotary Club of Chelwood Bridge
    http://www.pentecostals.org/

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