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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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My Charts Are Cooler Than Yours

Hey, good news for the bulls. Charlie Gasparino has reinitiated rumor coverage on [[ABK]] and [[MBI]] today, saying “the bond market says they need capital.”

Keep in mind, he is not relaying tips or reliable information. He’s simply rumor mongering.

Good news, indeed.

Regarding the market:

Technology is leading the way up, with gains in [[AAPL]], [[RIMM]], [[GME]], [[INTC]] and other Godly names.

On the other hand, most of the banks are behaving rather ungodly, as smart money runs from [[GS]], [[LEH]] and [[MS]].

At the end of the day, “The Fly” is perfectly willing to see ‘tards trade technical breakouts, while sharpening his knife for an early killing in May.

Fuck CNBC UPDATE: Immediately following a question asked of Bernanke regarding how today’s circumstances compares to the Great Depression, they cut to a commercial.

Assholes.

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12 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    Rope a Dope

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  2. mdawsz

    Go long driving a dynamite loaded bus into an inferno of fun.

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  3. Big Mike

    Why the fuck are people bitching about mark-to-market accounting? Isn’t the SEC already letting companies have billions in tier 3 assets?

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  4. Mushroom Stamp

    Can we get just one tiny little “up 400” day this week for the love of god. Is that too much to ask?

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  5. mrkcbill

    Just bought some CLX …on the assumption that as China and India start to eat more protein they will naturally have more skid marks in their britches to clean.

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  6. WallStreetLurker
    WallStreetLurker

    China can also use that CLX to wash Tibetan blood off of their hands and out of their clothes.
    India, on the other hand needs to open up a CLX factory and have its contents dump directly into the ganges

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  7. CubsRock

    Can someone give me a nice commodities etf to trade options in? I don’t have the balls to buy SMN right now 🙁

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  8. Mushroom Stamp

    USO has options, as does KOL.
    GDX tracks gold fairly well.

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  9. Juice

    Cramer declares: “Transports Suggest a Brief Recession”

    because; “Notice that UPS didn’t stay down? Notice that the rails didn’t get hurt? Notice that retail is quick to shake off disappointment?”

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    its official: Prepare for soup lines, bread rationing … in short, the worst depression since the GREAT Depression

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  10. Steve

    The transport strength is a bit puzzling for a low IQ’er like myself.

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  11. DPeezy

    ETF’s and options don’t mix. At least in my world.

    In other news, how about a “late day selloff”?

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