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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I’m Short Planet Earth

Long Jupiter.

Developing…

NOTE: Aside from Adam, all you other bloggers on this site are lazy cow-fuckers.

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35 comments

  1. Juice

    the planet will survive .. its us humans that are doomed

    btw; the Moon squares Ur-anus before the open tomorrow.

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  2. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    American Airlines: We know why you fly.

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  3. buylo

    just cause you like goats is no reason to talk to us like that, Fly.

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  4. Buckeye Bob

    Long Branson and Virgin Space? or is that Google Space or Amazon Space??? Will these guys be added to the trannies so that all them out dated Dow theorist can be included

    Looks like Asia going way down again tonight

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  5. astrologer

    Jupiter is a good play on knowledge and glamour, religion, money and material .

    Malefic effect of Jupiter is considered to cause lack of peace of mind, utter poverty, lack of harmony , diseases of fat , Kidney , thigh , ear ., diabetes etc . This mukhi is therefore suggested to sublimate the malefic effects of Jupiter .
    don’t short Jupiter, or you’re screwed

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  6. Juice

    Cal-maine shorts lay egg in news plant

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080409/us_nm/eggs_death_dc;_ylt=AuQ_bKw.v8M0.PSKLbBwZU.s0NUE

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  7. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    ALL PEOPLE TRADING IN DCR: I know many of you were wondering about the major selling and as Lurker mentioned earlier the redemption on the fund was what caused a lot of it. However looking at the close on oil today, it did not close above 111 which is what would start the countdown on redemption at NAV. Macroshares has confirmed this. Ofcourse this doesn’t help feeling like shit if you bought way up there but if you did buy today (My cost is $7.68) then you should be in good shape should the premise of the bet go your way (oil down from record high). My whole thesis on buying DCR is that we have two choices here, either oil can continue higher to 120 and the economy go to fucking shit faster than beans at dinner or oil can back off hits record highs and the economy has a shallow recession/correction not accelerated by oil. Bottom line it can’t be both ways no matter what you say. Demand will dwindle, truckers will go on faggot union strikes or some shit and the price will have to come down. In order to take the other side as well I am heavily short via many of broker’s inverse ETFs and short X and WM. Anyway on DCR, should oil back off you will see a very violent spike up like you saw the violent spike down. Just in case you didn’t believe me on the crude close here is the official from Yahoo News:

    “That sent light, sweet crude for May delivery up $2.37 to settle at a record $110.87 a barrel on the New York Mercantile Exchange after earlier rising as high as $112.21. That beat a trading record of $111.80 set last month.”

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  8. Juice

    http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/

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  9. Juice

    gap – there will likely be a snapback after today … it sure did look like capitulation … insane volume. probably a lot of shorts put out ..I wouldn’t doubt some arbitrage buying of oil to get it over 111 for 3 days with a short on DCR. Although you could get your head blown off, I wouldn’t put it past someone.

    Pretty wild shit

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  10. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Juice I agree its wild as fuck. If we see a snap back into the high 7’s or so I will probably throw a very tight stop on as DCR is very volitile. That said a snapper could cause a large upswing that could be profitable.

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  11. John Meriwether

    Gappy-

    That is one fucked up ETF.

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  12. boca

    If you’re long Jupiter… long ORB Orbital Sciences.

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  13. DPeezy

    The PG had a few posts today, including an excellent GW article.
    So let’s not include them with all the other “lazy cow-fuckers”.

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  14. alphadawgg

    I’m too busy exercising my right to be a lazy chart chomper.

    Plus, I’m throwing darts at pictures of Sen. Joe Biden. When that fucker disrespected Gen. Petraeus, he disrespected the troops.

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  15. The Fly

    Plus Alpha is King of the PG.

    He has his minions in the PG post for him.

    However, it’s worth noting, being King of the PG is like being the WWF Intercontinental Champion, instead of World Champ.

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  16. Danny

    I wrote several articles today but my dog ate them just before I got on the bus.

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  17. P.O.P.

    super fly snuka!

    top rope action.

    king kong bundy vs. brutus “the barber” beefcake.

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  18. The Fly

    Super Fly was my fav.

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  19. alphadawgg

    King of the PG. Woooooo!

    I spit on Ric Flair.

    Woooo!

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  20. Zeus

    I will no longer stand for this “Jupiter” bullshit. Lightning-infused Gyros will rain from Olympus should this continue.

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  21. P.O.P.

    can i get some British bulldogs or Killer B’s?

    nicoli volkov and the iron sheik!

    ….hmmmm….

    JUNK YARD DOG!

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  22. Danny

    I am Ted DiBiase. DT is clearly Paul Bearer.

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  23. P.O.P.

    Ravishing Rick Rude? …hmmm (RICK) fell under $20 today.

    strip club anyone?

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  24. Leonard The Monkey

    Short DCR, oil isn’t going down now, equities are.

    Shorts will lay off of oil till the next level.

    Good that your hedging your bet at least.

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  25. Danny

    POP – Rick is a small bag of garbage.

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  26. skot

    Clip is dead! Couldn’t watch it earlier due to no sound. Can anyone find a link to another source?

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  27. Gunners

    just got back from travelling. tough to blog on the road.

    ibankcoin.com looks suprisingly good on a blackberry though

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  28. JakeGint

    Fuck all of you loathsome fake wrestling retards.

    Here and I was worried about Alphadawg, and it turns out he’s just a lazy fucktoid.

    Sheesh!

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  29. Pluto

    And to think I was ranked #9 unil I got nailed by the “homo-hammer” and got delisted…

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  30. alphadawgg

    Doom on you , Jake.

    I’m busy doing research.

    Go wrestle a pork sword.

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  31. BOOMER

    Jimmy Super Fly Snuka – OFF THE THIRD ROPE!

    Hands down the best wrestler.

    http://blog.silive.com/entertainment_impact_music/2007/10/medium_10-18handijam.jpg

    Close second:

    Baron Von Raschke – THE CLAW!

    http://www.hollywoodsuccess.com/BaronVonRaschkeLarge.jpg

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  32. BOOMER

    totally brought back my childhood tv experience

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  33. JakeGint

    If you homos are done recapping your idiot childhood (likely young adulthood) reminisces of fake steroid knucklehead homos, I’d like to introduce an article by Mr. Mark Steyn, who is not only one of the funniest, but possibly the sharpest columnist writing today.

    I bring it up because freedom of speech and the authoritarian leanings of many liberals (“scratch a liberal, find a fascist underneath”) are two favorite subjects of mine.

    Steyn blends both topics effortlessly in discussing the Canadian “Human Rights Commission”‘s attempts to silence his writing about Islamic nutballs calling for apostate murder in Canada.

    I also liked the title, since it seemed to blend with Fly’s current header:

    I Prefer Living With Space Lizards, by Mark Steyn.

    (Seriously, no matter your political inclination, he’s one of the best writers extant, imho)

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  34. late night thought
    late night thought

    SGR will be 30% higher by months end.

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  35. lol

    Fuck, don’t short the earth to zero, if it dies, you’re fucked and cant collect the money anyways…
    Unless of course you’re writing from a spaceship.
    (right conspiracy fucks?)

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