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Jamie Dimon Describes JP Morgan’s Business

[youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gca-bD4gOec 450 300]

The guy spinning the roulette wheel is Ben Bernanke.

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6 comments

  1. Bear Killa Ben

    AHAHAHAHA!

    It’s a good thing you don’t have a moustasche, or I would punch it off, then shove your cake all over your face, effectively giving you a “sweet” beard.

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  2. Mr. Obvious

    do all the chicks in vegas have cans like that?

    Wonder if Dixon can help me pick some stocks

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Mr. Obvious: Yes, all of the expensive ones do. 3200 would get you about an hour with the good ones. So he got 30 minute blowjobs from each.

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  4. Mr. Obvious

    BTW, I love Dixon’s delivery. He’s like the black Steven Wright.

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  5. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Wonder if CNBC is going to mention MVIS in their cell phone segment. Lots of news from CTIA.

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  6. JakeGint

    Most definitely high dollah hookahs.

    Was that supposed to be a magic trick, btw?

    And who is “Dixon?”

    I thought his name was Blaine?

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