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Asshat of the Week Award: Jordan Kimmel

“I’m super bullish right now.”

Jordan Kimmel
CNBC, 3/28/2008

Enough said.

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11 comments

  1. PoorOkie

    Hey Fly, are you still holding any FXP? I think it looks pretty promising right about here, what with all the smart people being “super bullish” and shit.

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  2. wow

    Fly your comments on the UBS news:

    “DJ reports in the first confirmation that problems in the auction-rate securities markets has eroded the principal holdings of individual investors, the co is marking down the value of the securities in its brokerage customers’ accounts. Until now, customers who were unable to sell securities in regularly scheduled auctions were told that the securities retained full value and would receive higher interest rates. UBS, however, using an internal model to value the securities, will mark them down this afternoon and inform clients via their online statements shortly thereafter, people familiar with the matter said. The markdowns will range from a few percentage points to more than 20%, the people said. UBS confirmed that it will mark down the value of the securities.”

    Aren’t these the accounts of the “wealthy” who have been frozen for the last month or so? This is the paper they pawned off on the suckers as “as good as cash”? Couldn’t this start a real run on all these shitty banks and ibs?

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Keep leaning on LEH. This fucker has to break lower.

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  4. Juice

    Will the PPT show up in time to put lipstick on this pig for the weekend papers?

    developing ……

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  5. kmorph

    MVIS is quietly making a move. Run-up to CTIA?

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  6. Mushroom Stamp

    Fuck you bearish people

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  7. PoorOkie

    Kimmel must have looked at my screen without realizing they were all inverse ETF’s.

    With all due respect to Macke, this is pretty fucking easy money shorting the financials.

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  8. JakeGint

    Isn’t that Tobie McGuire, fresh out of Spiderman-3?

    Acting ages one.

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  9. Mama Kimmel

    Jordans brother is much funnier. And he gets to fuck that nice looking, yet funny, jewish girl.

    I wish he could find a nice jewish girl to fuck instead of going long. 🙁

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  10. Joey Donut

    Yup, Tobie McGuire in a suit.

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  11. Jimmy Kimmel

    Leave my brother alone!

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