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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Today, for Fun, I am a Bull

Did you see those GDP numbers? Fucking smoking, man.

And, the market is so oversold, you just have to get long the banks. I mean, how low will [[LEH]] go, zero?

I don’t think so. Big investment banks NEVER go to zero. They go to $10.

Aside from the banks, solar looks sweet here. Look at [[SOLF]], [[FSLR]] and [[CSIQ]]. How could anyone deny the power of the solar panel (pun intended)? In due time, all of us will drive solar powered cars, circa 1980’s news broadcasts.

Anyway, should this market be down by 3:45 today, I have a special surprise to “jack it” higher.

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19 comments

  1. holyzoo

    This bank goes to ELEVEN!

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  2. Bare [sic] Broker
    Bare [sic] Broker

    Holyzoo

    Bear brokers will get their incentive and retention packages reduced if BSC goes higher. Trust me, BSC will find it’s way lower.

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  3. The Fly

    RIMM Research In Motion: BlackBerry 9000 may not be released until July or August of 2009 – Boy Genius Report (113.47 -4.69)

    Boy Genius Report says the BlackBerry 9000 may actually be an August release and based on new information provided has them believing the July or August release date might be accurate. The Report says it initially heard AT&T (T) would have a 6-month exclusive on the device in the U.S., and that was to be released in late May, but more like June.

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  4. BOOMER

    holyzoo – that was genius. hello cleveland.

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  5. The Fly

    CNBC just said the market is holding steady, while it knifes lower.

    Retards.

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  6. BOOMER

    and furthermore…

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  7. Permabear

    Fly’s a traitors trader. Rebel w/o a cause.

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  8. The Fly

    Is that Fly rapidly gaining on his sworn enemy?

    http://www.ibankcoin.com/contest.php

    By golly, I believe it is.

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  9. JakeGint

    If you hold yourself really still, and concentrate….

    You can hear the sound of the market dying.

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  10. Bare [sic] Broker
    Bare [sic] Broker

    Unfortunately, I couldn’t act on Fly’s advice and short my own company’s stock. But look at the package I’m getting from JPM. Gee, thanks, Fly!

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  11. J.G. Wentworth

    IT’S MY MONEY AND I WANT IT NOW!

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  12. Gunners

    The Fly is 100% behind this story:

    http://www.reuters.com/article/marketsNews/idUSL275539520080327

    Only the best for his goats

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  13. Steve

    What in the fuck is that sound coming from my tv and who in the hell is that woman that is emitting it?

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  14. Dr Phil

    Thats the Dr Ruth of stocks.

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  15. POISON SEEDS

    The world is waking up to the truth.

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  16. wow

    Dennis Kneel, asshat, on why the U.S. will never enter a Japan-style recession:

    Japan real estate apparently peaked at 7x average earnings and according to Dennis, the U.S. “peaked” at 2-3x average earnings.

    How much longer will they torment me with his absolute ignorance.

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  17. Employee8

    Better still are the CNBC reports of LEH complaining about the shorts spreading rumors …

    HAHA …. the truth hurts!

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  18. lol

    they lie, GDP aint that good…
    plus inflation is higher then they say…
    whatever, the market believes it, so it might as well be the real numbers… Now the ratecuts ain’t even been put into effect yet, it usually takes 6 months, so just wait until JUNE… Then again, if things dont turn around by id June, things could go south…. June will either be the top or the bottom for the year.

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  19. JakeGint

    I want to know where I can go “long” green pigment.

    I haven’t seen this much painting since they redid the bridge over the Ohio.

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