Today, I refuse to share financial advice with strange lurkers from the internets. Quite honestly, “The Fly” is not interested in today’s tape. Sure, the market will go up and down, bankrupting fucktarded goat fuckers along the way. But that’s the natural order of things, no?
By helping you, I am disturbing nature. As you well know, “The Fly” is a HUGE fan of nature, with all of its trees and shit. The last thing I want on my conscience is to melt down some fucking iceberg, because my pristine financial advice helped some moron from the internets build an oil refinery in the North Pole. That is unacceptable.
So, with that being said, I have numerous cups of “low-end” Dunkin’ Donuts coffee to consume, while deciding my next attack.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NKl3mZG6KzM&eurl=http://teslawasright.blogspot.com/
*Watch this shit you fuckers.
Go back to your nap.
With me banking coin again today your silence is definitely appreciated. I think after yesterdays performance you have finally come to terms with your awesome power to jinx the market.
By the way, provided that my comment did not piss you off causing you to forever ignore me, what do you think is a good exit point (near term) to book some profits for LEH. It looks like it bounced off its 38.2% fib at about $38.xx.
I think I served you that coffee this morning, Fly.
Want a $1 bagel?
Let us turn away from this false god and consult the Oracle, George Costanza.
No doubt, the Costanza play today would be, by coincidence, to buy Oracle.
Not that I’m doing that.
Alias: BPOE
I forgot that I do sleep sometimes!!!
Market Raider:
[crickets]
The lovely sound of the sitar in that WisdomTree India ETF commercial puts shivers down my back.
Frankly, it makes me want to touch myself.
Wait a minute. I frequently want to touch myself. Maybe its not the commercial after all.
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LOL fly, one thing for certain making money or losing money (thanks to you (the losing money part)) I always get a laugh here!
P.S. you gonna answer that question?
THIS IS AN AUTOMATED MESSAGE:
THE FLY IS TOO BUSY TO GIVE STOCK ADVICE TO FUCKTARDS AT THE MOMENT. PLEASE TRY AGAIN LATER.
THANK YOU
Damn you Fly, Daaaaaaamn Yooooouuuuuu!
A newly surfaced memo from banking giant JPMorgan Chase provides a rare glimpse into the mentality that fueled the mortgage crisis.
The memo’s title says it all: “Zippy Cheats & Tricks.”
It is a primer on how to get risky mortgage loans approved by Zippy, Chase’s in-house automated loan underwriting system. The secret to approval? Inflate the borrowers’ income or otherwise falsify their loan application.
http://www.oregonlive.com/business/oregonian/index.ssf?/base/business/120658650589950.xml&coll=7&thispage=1
I hope you all took the few seconds it took to get short DBA.
“The last thing I want on my conscience is to melt down some fucking iceberg, because my pristine financial advice helped some moron from the internets build an oil refinery in the North Pole. That is unacceptable”
Morons from the internets don’t build oil refineries. That is against their nature.
Now, a Romanian goat milking facility….well, that’s different.
Thanks for the tip on DBA, Woodpecker. Now I will continue to load up on MOO. MOOOOOO!
Dino —
Didn’t you get any history or economics in school? Socialists are “by definition” authoritarians — they want to collect power in the hands of the few in gov’t. Economic power, the only power that counts.
So you can do your leftist whine about how Bush & Cheney are authoritarians just because they are responding to your prior whining about “not connecting the dots” but the fact remains that Hildegard and the Obamination want to nationalize the economy even faster than Bernake. You cannot create a “police state” without controlling the means of production and investment, which is what your people are all about.
Example #1 — Nationalized health care, or 1/7 of the total US Economy.
Dino busts in on a roommate:
Fly,
Is it later yet? I am getting a headache reading Mish’s posts. You have a gift for communicating with dumb people.
The Fly with his 155 IQ can still communicate with dumb people. Odd, no?
Highly intelligent people are able to communicate with a variety of socioeconomic backgrounds.
Wow, it seems I bottomed ticked DBA. Funny.
I am worried that “The Fly” is becoming overextended – managing Mex workers when he should hire a “boss” – spending too much time posting wit here – he needs to apply his super mind to da business so we can all bank coin.
Fly too busy disseminating malicious rumors of LEH demise to comment, while shorting the shares. LEH is complaining.