iBankCoin

You’re All Cowards

It’s amusing to know most of my readers are bears. Every time the market gaps higher, you fuckers vanish, like cockroaches in light, taking your ignorant comments with you.

I’ll have you know, “The Fly” is a veteran at this game. I don’t shake and I do not waiver.

I will also have you know, [[LEH]] is a short sellers ATM machine. Please do not tell the fuckers from Lehman the market has bottomed.

All day, “The Fly” was getting his face punched in by Mr. Monsanto, bloodying up my [[MON]] short and [[SMN]] long. For the day, I was down more than 2.5%—effectively deballing my bountiful month to date returns.

Right now, everyone is declaring inflation dead, due to “tight monetary policy.” Ha!

This is most amusing. It is even more amusing to see the market price in another 50 bps cut.

Hey asshole, quit being a pussy and get long gold, via [[DGP]], short the dollar, via [[UDN]] and short the banks, via [[SKF]].

Learn at your own pace.

UPDATE: Mish on Lehman.

If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter

32 comments

  1. hmm

    You’re too young to be a veteran. You’ve never even traded a real bear market.
    It’ll make a man outta ya, sonny boy.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  2. T-Pain

    MON = U-North

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  3. The Fly

    Fuck you.

    I traded 2000-2003 like a fucking idiot.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  4. CubsRock

    What ever happened to Charlie and Ambac…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  5. calvino

    The Clearwater deal fell through- which should be a huge positive for the cows. That means there’s more private equity money for all kinds of takeovers, because all kinds of money has been freed up through this enormous fuck up. Good news!

    Ain’t skeered – get that lint out of my antennae, fly around or something – ahh shit, turn that fucking light off, blinding me.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  6. The Fly

    Wrong.

    Banks were unwilling to commit to CCU.

    A monster negative.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  7. Woodshedder

    T-pain, I saw that movie a few days ago. Good movie.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  8. Q4

    Cmon Fly. Step yo game up. After Mr. Monsanto sucker punched and robbed you, we met in the back alley and split your money.

    I use the CRX index. It hit support last Wednesday and I went long MON, MOS and POT. Closed call positions this afternoon. Son,

    I’m Nice

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  9. wow

    Great, i’m sure before the Asian markets open, we’ll find out that the Fed is going to bailout Clear Channel because of some sort of radio frequency liquidity crisis.

    Fuck, I don’t need the Paulson & Bernanke Morning Zoo.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  10. JakeGint

    Jeebus Fly, Calvin was clearly joking.

    When you start missing the sarcastic comments, I begin to worry.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  11. calvino

    I friggin know that is wrong.. that is called misdirection.. if the cows think that Muddychannel falling through is good, I will encourage them in that delusion.. unless they are handing out some extra packets of injectable clorox tomorrow on the floor, this should torpedo tomorrow’s cows.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  12. Big Mike

    Fly,

    Sure, in a few months the market could get SUBSTANTIALLY lower…But wouldn’t be best to capitalize if the market does rally for the short term, then re-deploy the shorts at a more profitable point?

    As in…BUY THE DIPS/SELL THE RIPS? 50%/50% parity with shorts/longs, then readjusting accordingly due to market sentiment; 70%/30%, 65%/35%…etc..

    Thats the point I’m trying to make…

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  13. The Fly

    Mike:

    For me, no.

    With all the headline risk, I would not forgive myself being caught long on a large move lower.

    Gap downs are not announced in advance. They come when you least expect it.

    I’d rather be in cash.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  14. CAP

    Fly,

    Since you are up for the year why not risk just the amount you gained for the year and put it all into LEH April and May puts. The risk is there but thats how you make real $$$$. If you lose it who cares. Even if you end up flat for the year it’ll be better than 90% of fund managers. When you are up for the year and far ahead of market averages that the time to really swing for the fences.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  15. The Fly

    Cap:

    Because that’s crazy.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  16. Mushroom Stamp

    CAP,
    What if the May contracts expire, and then LEH takes a 40 point nose dive? You would not reap the benefits of the down move because your May puts have already expired.
    Time is always against you when you own options.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  17. JakeGint

    Buy LEAPs then.

    Then you can sell against them all year long, banking coin like an Urdu beard seller during “Stoning Week.”

    I used that strategy with JPM long leaps, last year. Now going the other way.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  18. alphadawgg

    Jake,
    Are you and CaliforniaVino country related? You seem to have the same style, humor and interpreter needs at times.

    Just asking…..

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  19. JakeGint

    Alpha, anything you need clarified, you let me know, bud.

    I don’t mind going into detail.

    Not familiar with Vino… is that a website?

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  20. FLAVA FLAAAAVE!!!!
    FLAVA FLAAAAVE!!!!

    LEAPS??? YEAHHHH BWWOOOYYY!!

    Someone else says:
    Otherwize you just wait a month until expiration, and then sell your option that expires in May, and buy one that expires in August.
    Leaps are more effecient, but if you have a strong inclination that it’s going to move before the end of April, May options are the way to go, and then you can reassess the situation towards the end of April

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  21. Redwood Design

    The monster fake is coming, stocks getting hard as they see their 200 day, almost there…

    Bull trap culminating at Dow 12,800

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  22. Hattery

    Jumped all over SMN at 38.5 today. Not going to buy more SKF unless it drops below what I got it at yesterday (100.6)

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  23. JakeGint

    You might want more Skiffles… cause if you thought that Shittybank “emergency funding” (thank you Ahabs) was expensive, getta load o’ what Thornburg is selling out of the back of the van:

    March 25 (Bloomberg) — Thornburg Mortgage Inc., the “jumbo” mortgage lender trying to stave off bankruptcy, rose by more than half after disclosing plans to raise $1.35 billion.

    The rescue plan gives new investors debt that pays 18 percent and the chance to own a 90 percent stake, according to terms of the private placement outlined by Santa Fe, New Mexico-based Thornburg in a statement today. Thornburg is asking the New York Stock Exchange for permission to issue new securities without a shareholder vote because delay “would seriously jeopardize the financial viability of the company.”

    Thornburg needs to raise almost $1 billion this week to meet margin calls from its bankers. The lender had tumbled 95 percent in 12 months as managers struggled to raise funds amid the worst housing market in a quarter of a century. With the deadline looming, Thornburg had to accept an interest rate about four percentage points higher than the lowest-rated companies.

    “Thornburg has a tight time window and you have to take measures you normally wouldn’t employ,” said Keith Gumbinger, vice president of HSH Associates, a mortgage industry research firm in Pompton Plains, New Jersey. “An 18 percent yield attracts instant attention.”

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  24. JakeGint

    Hat tip to “Mish’s” comments section for the above.

    Good comment section, he has.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  25. Q4

    Jake:

    18%

    Desperate times call for desperate measures.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  26. JakeGint

    18% and 90% convertibility!

    Yikees!

    The Mafia doesn’t even ask for that deal!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  27. calvino

    Darn it – I just shot the link to Tuco’s page and here you are all mister busy bee on me. Anyway did you notice they have their on “policy” regarding fly at that upscale publication.? It’s in the column right of lede, can’t miss.

    http://www.portfolio.com/news-markets/top-5/2008/03/20/Lehmans-Debt-Shuffle/?TID=dealpartnerbadge

    Jakey.. used to comment on Mish’s blog however he directed me to add some color here.. or colorful language anyhow.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  28. The Fly

    Fuck Mish, as a person.

    However, he is a good internet slave.

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  29. calvino

    Mish seems like a good egg.. though he did bowdlerize some of my contributions.. he works some long hours with that blog, can’t take that away from him, nor that he is a good economist – actually remembers some of the micro crap most have forgotten. However, by all means, fuck LEH..

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  30. maxamilliondolla
    maxamilliondolla

    i don’t know bout yall but anytime the gov’t intervenes in the free market like this there is only one way to go DOWN!!! so do like fly says buy skf, dug, udn people the fed has 2 choices save the economy or let inflation run away they have made their choice they chose to let inflation run away so make your choice and most of all use this info to MAKE MONEY!!!

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"
  31. anonymess

    [youtube:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LenPKPqvdJA 450 300]

    Artist : Spoon
    Title : The Underdog

    Picture yourself in the living room
    your pipe and slippers set out for you
    I know you think that it ain’t too far

    But I hear the call of a lifetime ring
    felt the need to get up for it
    oh you cut out the middleman
    get free from the middleman

    You got no time for the messenger,
    got no regard for the thing that you don’t understand,
    you got no fear of the underdog,
    that’s why you will not survive!

    I want to forget how conviction fits
    but can I get out from under it?
    Can I gut it out of me?
    It can’t all be wedding cake
    It can’t all be boiled away
    I try but I can’t let go of it
    Can’t let go of it,

    Cause you don’t talk to the water boy
    and there’s so much you could learn but you don’t want to know,
    You will not back up an inch ever,
    that’s why you will not survive,

    The thing that I tell you now
    It may not go over well
    And it may not be photo-op
    in the way that I spell it out

    But you won’t hear from the messenger,
    don’t wanna know bout something that you don’t understand,
    You got no fear of the underdog,
    that’s why you will not survive! (Hey!)

    • 0
    • 0
    • 0 Deem this to be "Fake News"