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Late Night Thought

Someone is going to lose a lot of money tomorrow.

UPDATE: Tesla was a bitch and a thief!

UPDATE II: Once Bernanke is done with your dollar, a loaf of bread and gallon of milk will cost 10 billion dollars. Fuck around, try to go to a movie and shit, that will cost you 100 billion.

We’re all gonna be billionaires!

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45 comments

  1. Mushroom Stamp

    Fly, I aslo bought some SMN, and I am happy to say I am down 10%(on the SMN position) because I only took a very small position. When I am done buying SMN I want it to be 5% of my portfolio, and my only short equity. Right now I only own 100 shares, and want to own 1,000 eventually.

    I think I am getting the hang of it, if SMN is down big tomorrow I will buy my next 100 shares.

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  2. The Fly

    piker.

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fuck that Nicola Tesla rocked. You know Hitler planned to drill a hole in the earth and blow up a huge bomb to destroy the earth? He planted it in a place called Amerika.

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  4. Advisor

    When the time is right I will be 100% SMN. The time will be when MON breaks the 50MA to the upside.

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  5. jeff

    the fly may not comprehend truncation error, causing his time machine to get stuck in a parallel dimension

    Beware

    Double beware the Jesuits

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  6. SaTaN

    My sister was named after Tesla.

    She tried to kill me in my sleep.

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  7. Sir Mix-A-Lot

    I like big butts, and I cannot lie.

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  8. the truth says

    tesla was a thief? I heard Edison stole tesla work… tesla claimed Einstein was a thief… tesla was going to create free energy but jp Morgan his financer thought that would hinder him financially… so instead tesla built a time machine… jp Morgan probably stole it and duplicated it and sold it to a couple named Adam and eve and now there’s alternate realities and humans before the dinosaurs or as the bible calls them “giants”

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  9. alex

    Or perhaps “The Fly” stole said “time machine”?

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  10. SaTaN

    Jeff-

    You scared the shit out of me with that video of Cassini, fucker.

    Nevertheless, Tesla was awesome, and the Jesuits are jackasses. I had lunch with a few of those fuckers last weekend. Ripe with cash.

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  11. jeff

    watch your fucker fucker

    Jesuits are gonna get you

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  12. Cajun

    I hope you’re not referring to me, I loaded up on calls on all the mo-mo names, 300% margin.

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  13. SaTaN

    Jesuits aren’t going to get me. They worship me.

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  14. DPeezy

    You should all watch The Prestige.

    We all know Tesla just made a teleportation/duplication machine. And he looked like David Bowie.

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  15. BOTD

    the ROCKY trade

    short USO!

    “if he dies, he dies..”

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  16. alphadawgg

    Holders of dollar denominated assets will lose money tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and the day after that, and the day after that…..

    Factoid:

    Trailing 12 mos:

    FXA: 27.04%
    FXC: 23.38%
    FXE: 22.31%
    FXY: 15.07%
    FXB: 9.84%

    Vanguard money fund (VMFXX): 4.92%
    DJIA: 0.58%

    Trailing 1 month:

    FXA: 6.04%
    FXC: 1.44%
    FXE: 7.40%
    FXY: 7.29%
    FXB: 3.69

    VMFXX: 0.30%
    DJIA: -3.24%

    True story.

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  17. jeff

    good point Satan.

    any of you devout Catholics watch:
    http://teslawasright.blogspot.com/search?q=zeitgeist

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  18. SaTaN

    So today marks the first day Tesla traveled through time?

    Mmm… Banana valentine hearts are tasty.

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  19. nncoco

    Zeitgeist Part 1 is filled with factual errors and is being remade from what I understand. Parts 2 & 3 are both excellent.

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  20. SaTaN

    nncoco-

    You live in Laguna as well? Nice.

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  21. Q4

    Behold the Anunnaki.

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  22. haileris

    Whenever you are, we’re already then.

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  23. Juice

    Tesla says to be on watch for a mid day shortable high going into next week

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  24. alphadawgg

    G-A-Y = 3-4-4. So that taints the whole site as gay, no?

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  25. Tom Edison

    Since we’re on the subject of Tesla….

    “The Serbian-born inventor Nikola Tesla came to America when he was 28 years old. After working briefly for Thomas Edison, Tesla set up his own laboratory and immediately launched a succession of discoveries and inventions. At the time, most commercially generated electricity was distributed over a direct current (DC) system invented by Edison’s lab. This system was very expensive and inefficient for a variety of reasons. To be practical and safe, everyday use of electricity generally required low voltages, but transmission of low-voltage power is very inefficient. Generators at the time easily generated alternating current (AC), but not steady DC, and conversion was difficult. Finally, converting high-voltage DC power required for efficient transmission to low voltage power presented yet another set of technical difficulties. Tesla was a staunch proponent of using AC throughout the power supply chain. He demonstrated that AC power could be transmitted efficiently at high voltages over very long distances, and it could be brought down to safe voltages easily with the use of transformers. After Tesla sold the patents to his AC system to George Westinghouse in 1885, there ensued a competition for dominance between Edison’s DC system and Westinghouse’s AC. Tesla gave public demonstrations of electricity to ease people’s fears about the safety of the AC system, even to the point of having currents passed through his body to ignite flames. Tesla’s approach won out; the first power plants at Niagara Falls used the AC system to power the city of Buffalo, New York. Tesla’s invention of motors and generators using the AC system helped to ensure its success at replacing direct current throughout the country. Beyond his pioneering work in the production and transmission of electromagnetic energy (including what we now know as radio transmission), Tesla’s inventions include the Tesla coil (an induction coil used in radio and television technology), a kind of bladeless turbine, remote control systems, and dozens of other devices—over 700 patents in all.”

    I spit on him from 400 yards (approx 1/4 mile).

    I never liked him. Sorry.

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  26. Breakfast Meat

    From an earlier thread, Fly sed: Thanks to my impatience, basically, I took an entire truck full of cash and drove it into the East River.

    No worries, there’s a lot more where that came from…

    Yeah, WTF, seeing as a good chunk of it was no doubt OPM? Wall Street is going down like a over-priced ho on client 9.

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  27. Gunners

    Up Up and away

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  28. Asshat Dip Buyer
    Asshat Dip Buyer

    Shorts,

    I feel your pain.

    (buzz-saw alert; look out above)

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  29. Famine

    –Yawn–

    (scratch, scratch)

    (smack, smack)

    I’m hungry.

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  30. War

    (Blink, blink.)

    (stretttttttch!)

    Don’t worry aboudit. I’ll “take care” of everything.

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  31. Mad World

    Edison had no inventions until he had tesla working with him. Edison only had 4 months of schooling in his life… How then was he able to make so many inventions when his field required knowledge of science and math?
    Edison is the fraud, not Tesla.

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  32. jeff

    these fuckers think we go higher and the bottom is in.

    special notice: David Faber is a fucking homo

    Down with BSC

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  33. Asshat Dip Buyer
    Asshat Dip Buyer

    Adding egregious insult to injury:

    ……. JPMorgan Chase and the Federal Reserve Bank of New York will provide financing for Bear Stearns as necessary. Shares of Bear Stearns spiked in pre-market trading.

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  34. Conspiracy

    They roll out the red carpet for every president… If we freed ourselves from Brittish rule, why would we take on a Brittish tradition that’s only done for “royal” blood?

    Hmm… maybe the assholes are all decendants of England kings and queens? Trace back their lineage… YEP, in fact, Colin Powell and Bush are both decendants of King Edward Longshanks III.
    Bush and John Kerry are distant cousins, etc,etc It’s all the same.

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  35. mrkcbill

    Anybody else need liquidity…how bout the little guy? Big Mike’s Chevy in Redondo Beach.

    Did that $4,300 figure into the #

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  36. Pestilence

    (cough cough)

    I’ll pick off any stragglers.

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  37. alphadawgg

    ^^^Sounds like you might think Masons and Knights Templar are tools of SaTaN.

    I like a good conspiracy theory, particularly when it relates to the world of finance and banking.

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  38. Pestilence

    “Conspiracy” — I’m sending you a 24 hour virus for being a math illiterate.

    Go back ten generations (Longshanks was farther than that), and you’ll find that almost everyone is related.

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  39. alphadawgg

    Our bullshit dollars are going to zero.

    Run at the hardware store on wheelbarrows.

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  40. alphadawgg

    If you know just 12 people in the world, you can eventually connect to everyone on the planet through “network marketing”.

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  41. Pestilence

    That said, some conspiracies are real.

    Like the bullshit gummint numbers this morning.

    (Monty Python voice)

    No! No! No inflation! No recession here…

    Right.

    Move along! Move along, now!

    (/Monty Python voice)

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  42. Pestilence

    Wheelbarrows on Sale!

    One hundred…

    one thousand….

    One billion dollars today only!

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  43. Mr. Miyagi

    Banzaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!

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  44. Hanlon

    Yes, I do think your opinion is righteous. (So do lots of people). Luckily majority of people are intelligent :).

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