iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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I Should’ve Stayed Retired

Thanks to my impatience, basically, I took an entire truck full of cash and drove it into the East River.

No worries, there’s a lot more where that came from.

Back to my original, cogent strategy: look to sell short around the 12,500 level. This week belongs to the bulls.

Aside from that, it was interesting to hear Governor Corzine of NJ declare shipments to ports are down 15%. Holy cow tits!

With that type of “ungrowth,” the shippers are doomed.

Short [[DRYS]] anyone?

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19 comments

  1. alphadawgg

    Time to jump back in the hammock and take a snooze?

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  2. Woodshedder

    You can thank Jake Gint for bottom-ticking the market.

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  3. Juice

    at least you have retained your sense of humor & way with words

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  4. CubsRock

    A lil late on DRYS. It was my final four pick, down 40% 😛

    Fly, don’t say “Holy Cow” again on this site unless it’s in a positive way. Harry would be ashamed of you.

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  5. jeff

    Going long is like suckin’ a titty through a night gown. It just ain’t gonna work.

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  6. The Fly

    Fuck Harry.

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  7. wow

    Seriously, what the F is going on here…

    It’s been like 3 days and IBM hasn’t confirmed it’s earnings again.

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  8. Dover

    Phil Rizzuto, MFer

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  9. Helicopter Ben

    I think I’m going to employ the Costanza Method of Trading…..

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  10. CubsRock

    I thought that last leg up was going to hit 12,200 again and break through. Wtf is this shit.

    A small squeeze going on in LDK.

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  11. calvino

    You already know, but I am going to repeat it, since the anguish seems to be prevalent. Fuck us.. no fuck you Ben Bitch, Barney Fag, and Cummguzzling Hank.. Your money is ours, as much as you will resist it. The gold and fx traders have sharpened the swords and are packing full clips.. you castrated cow is already divided into flank and chuck.. Join the gold, oil and fx boys in giving these shitty manipulators a hearty, suck my dick greeting.

    update.. it appears that the bond market is giving the gas.. watch the TLT and build into it shortwise.. Ben Bitch will really hate you for that one.

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  12. WallStreetLurker
    WallStreetLurker

    Yen showing some strength. It seems quite happy sitting above 101

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  13. Q4

    Juice:

    I think it was you who mentioned CAH yesterday. CAH is on my watchlist. Thanks for the reminder! Banked 600% in one day via puts (bought yesterday close, sold this afternoon). Watch for the next breakdown at $50-51.

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  14. JakeGint

    Try to make me go to rehab,

    I said “noooo fuck, nooo!”

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  15. JakeGint

    I go away from the meeting and come back to find Woody must’ve covered all his longs!

    Fckuck! Stay long and strong Shedder, dammit!

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  16. JakeGint

    Brucey wins!

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  17. JakeGint

    If you weren’t depressed enough, check out what the commies want to do.

    (Yes, it involves stealing more of your money, if you can believe it.)

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