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UPDATE: Spitzer (client #9) Solicits Ladies of the Night!

You’re telling me the NYS Governor, Elliot “get the bad guys” Spitzer is a pimp?

That’s it. Something odd is happening here. It’s almost as if Mother Market wants the market to go down another 30%.

On a side note, this knee-caps Cramer’s clout, considering how close he is to Spitzer. Perhaps I can entertain myself in a short [[TSCM]] trade (while dancing to the Wisdom Tree Indian ETF commercial)?

Developing…

UPDATE: After reviewing the evidence, “The Fly” finds Governor Spitzer GUILTY of soliciting whores for personal gain. As a result, the Governor must resign and reliquish power to the Godly folks at iBC. Redundantly, as a result of this development, “The Fly” has withdrawn is Presidential bid, in order to fill the vacuum at the NYS executive branch.

As always, developing….

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50 comments

  1. mrkcbill

    Good Jewish boy running pussy…oy not good.

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  2. TraderCaddy

    If it’s true then its bullish for those financials being investigated by Spitzer. CNBC does sound like a rag with talking heads covering innuendos.

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  3. JoeyBagOfTricks

    Remember, Guilty until proven Innocent you degenerate gamblers LOL!

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  4. nullpointer

    i gotta watch cramer tonite, i just have to.

    first the latest chapter of the LVLT debacle, now this.

    makes my year look not-so-bad after all.

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  5. TraderCaddy

    Isn’t Cramer a buddy of Spitzer? Just picture it.

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  6. Juice

    Could we have a Spitzer is a Pimp bottom?

    developing …

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  7. Big Mike

    Just to bring to your attention, we touched 1272 intraday lows and now we are bouncing right back up!

    Alot of buying volume coming in, especially at the XLF!

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  8. TraderCaddy

    If they can tag Cuomo with something now then Wall Street (and Rush Limbaugh) would have a perfecta.

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  9. pay attention

    I think he was just a client of the ring…not a leader.

    But it sure makes him look bad.

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  10. JakeGint

    Spitzer is the worst kind of bully– a rich prick coward who has replaced the power of his Dad’s wallet with the power of the State as his weapon of choice. He needs to be removed for that reason alone. Never mind his idiocy in dealing with AIG as Attorney General, his “Troopergate” problem with Bruno is shocking and egregious.

    All that said, I’m pretty sure he was only a client of this Emperor Penguin bullshit.

    The worst that could happen is that this scandal eclipses his true malfeasance in the Troopergate corruption.

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  11. IBH

    Could someone please clear this up for me.

    The Spitzer story breaks around 2:10PM DST, in NYC. Your post is at 11:22 AM DST. You live in NYC, since the SBUX store had 1010 on.

    Where are you? Based in NYC but on California time?

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  12. JakeGint

    TC — Cuomo is just a dumb fuck commie, like his Pop, but I’m pretty certain he’s clean.

    Spitzer is ten times the weasel.

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  13. Newbtrada

    Wow…. I always knew this guy was for real, he wouldn’t get caught trying to grab other guys in the bathroom, no way. He wouldn’t do anything less than pimp girls out for $5k/hr, that’s great. He’s bringing down greedy executives by day and taking their money by night by helping HOs. I gotta hand it to him, respect, lol.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    I think the time discrepancy is because Fly is flying the country in his time machine.

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  15. JakeGint

    MOS coming down the chute just in time to make my 95’s look pretty.

    I like ironically named puts, don’t you?

    My MOS 95’s are called “MOSOS.” (get it? MOS S.O.S!)

    The DECK puts I was trading up until recently (when I cashed them for egregious profits) were called QUKOF, which I couldn’t look at without thinking “fuckoff!”

    The UPS calls I sold against my position had the aptly termed symbol of “UPSDN”

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  16. JakeGint

    Greedy executives my ass. Notice that fuck never touched the real estate industry? I guess there are no “greedy executives” in that business?

    Guess what Daddy does?

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  17. Newbtrada

    JakeGint, you can’t nail’em all, even if you’re a high end pimp.

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  18. The Fly

    “The Fly” will be running for NYS Governor.

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  19. Democrats are Crooks
    Democrats are Crooks

    Fly-

    At least your state tax money is going for a good cause….

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  20. WallStreetHunter
    WallStreetHunter

    “The Fly” will be running for NYS Governor.

    The State of NY will be saved!
    And, a whole new line of t-shirts are born!

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  21. boca

    Fly for governor! I hope Spitzer resigns, such a nice boy.

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  22. Gunners

    Here’s the price list for his ladies:
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/03/10/emperors-club-all-about-_n_90768.html

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  23. Democrats are Crooks
    Democrats are Crooks

    Harlem Minister rips Obama, says Obama is “a mack daddy”…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khuu-RhOBDU

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  24. Dinosaur Trader

    Every single politician is a fuck.

    There’s no leadership in corporate America or in government… something needs to change around here.

    -DT

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  25. Bike20017

    Quick – redo those t-shirts!!!

    It’s a step down (President to Govenor) – but what the heck….

    “Fly for NY Govenor”

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  26. The Fly

    No DT:

    It’s humanity who is fucked, not just politicians.

    They’re just a cross section of how immoral we all are.

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  27. Faux Libertarian
    Faux Libertarian

    I’m so glad the government is nailing that Spitzer bastard for what should be a private commercial transaction between two parties.

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  28. Employee8

    I assure you that Employee8 and Client9 are in no way associated ….

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  29. Gunners

    Fly,

    I’m a bit surprised that you are volunteering to move to Albany.

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  30. alex

    Sounds like Gasparino (Client #1) is a hooker lover too. He wants prostitution to be legal.

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  31. Democrats are Crooks
    Democrats are Crooks

    breaking…

    Eliot Spitzer is a Democrat “super delegate”

    http://www.politicalbase.com/groups/new-york-democratic-superdelegates/13888/

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  32. Woodshedder

    Fix the typo, Big Gov.

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  33. BOOMER

    Total depravity, one of the tenants of Calvinism, of which I have proven to be true for me too…at least on the stock side of life.

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  34. mrkcbill

    This is all making me kind of horny.

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  35. Woodshedder

    bwwwwwhaaahhahahahah @ MrKC.

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  36. JakeGint

    Fuck Calvinism, heretic religion.

    This:

    It’s humanity who is fucked, not just politicians.

    They’re just a cross section of how immoral we all are.

    … is 12 years of Catholic school talking or I’m Sister Mary HolyPicture.

    The nuns would be so damn proud of this boy!

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  37. JakeGint

    KC, post of the day….

    lol!

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  38. Employee8

    Maria just read a statement re Spitzer that included the word “egregious” …..

    Flyyyyy????

    Has the FBI been tapping into the servers here at IBC degrading the bandwidth?

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  39. Dinosaur Trader

    Fly,

    No, there are good people who are good through and through… I don’t think any politician fits that definition… they all have skeletons.

    It’s the whole “power corrupts” thing. They feel like they’re above everyone and they’ll never get caught.

    What we need is to make our government more representative of the people again. With population growth over say, the last 200 years, our representation has been diluted and the power is held by too few.

    -DT

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  40. JakeGint

    Gunners,

    I have cousins that live in Saratoga Springs… nice college town, good Irish bars, great horse racing in August.

    Not a bad commute to the capitol from there.

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  41. Juice

    Its not like Spitzer killed anyone, presented phony evidence to invade oil rich muslim countries, outed CIA agents … he was just keeping the economy going, spreading the wealth to well paid hookers

    his wife wasn’t that fug either . go figure … maybe she wasn’t dirrty enuf for the gov’ner

    I think its the most amusing, harmless front page story in a long while, maybe since Clinton got head from a fat chick … Frankly, we could use more of this harmless behavior from those in positions of power

    I take this any day to manufacturing wars, ruining the dollar & ripping off the unwashed masses

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  42. JakeGint

    Juice has to ruin the whole page with his communist propaganda… sheesh.

    Hey Bruce, look over there!

    It’s Hugo Chavez!

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  43. Juice

    Don’t you know anything Jake – Hugo Chavez is a creation of the CIA, put in power by the CIA, so he can cause trouble, giving us cause to control his oil

    you know, just like we did with Saddam & Osama

    the old, create conflict so the world won’t mind if we go in & take what we want by force

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  44. JakeGint

    Right, Bruce. Everything’s easily explained by a ridiculously convoluted conspiracy.

    Make sure you have extra tin foil in reserve.

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  45. Juice

    lighten up Mr Gint .. I was just kidding about Chavez being a CIA creation . However, he is just dumb enough to be playing right into their scheming hands.

    As for the other two, not kidding.

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  46. Flux

    Juice, if we’re “going in to take what we want” from the mesopotamians, why the hell is oil at $108 ???

    Freaking hippies, always making shit up.

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  47. Juice

    Oil is at $108 in part because of our shrink the dollar policy. That would explain about $35 worth of the black slimy stuff.

    Blame the rest on China, India, etc and on the utter incompetence of our current (& past) leaders who had no foresight & the collective mentality of our country who voted them into their positions of orafice, aside from the 400,000 fixed votes that put Bushie over the top.

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  48. A, Nominus

    Fly can easily afford 3 diamonds.

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  49. koolkid99

    oh man what are you all doing? It seems like the only thing you do is writing comments. Don’t be crazy!

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