iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
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Welcome to the New Trading Range

Forget about life above 12,000 DOW. Now, we are in the sub 12,000 world, and boy is it dire. Just last week, when we were above 12,000, my local music blasting Starbucks was packed with a half dozen homo’s, diligently waiting for their fucking latte’s, no offense to gay guy’s of course.

Just today, I went to that same Starbucks and no one was there. To make matters worse, they had 1010 news on. No music!

Times are grim and dire. What shall I do next?

Ooh I know. How about I count all the money I just made shorting retarded bank executives?

Nah, I already did that.

Instead, I think it is time to throw a few dozen eggs out my office window, down at my local Citibank. You know, add insult to injury & shit.

Those fuckers have had it coming to them, for a long time now. All they do is walk around in their bullshit [[MW]] suits, while losing the world billions of dollars—per hour.

Aside from that, I love [[SMN]] here. Look for [[MON]] to “knuckle-under” $100 soon. If you have an itchy trigger finger, sell some SMN around $47 ish.

Also, with oil trading above $107, I’m not surprised to see [[DUG]] higher. The market is breaking lower. Therefore, all equities are, right now, a “source of funds.”

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9 comments

  1. SaNTa

    I am officially changing my name to SaTaN.

    Santa Claus is a sick individual and I no longer wish to be associated with that fucker.

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  2. CubsRock

    One must be high on the Thrown to see the Futures.

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  3. The Fly

    Wear a suit and see the futures.

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  4. boca

    FNM and FRE look like they’re slipping down the playground slide to hell.

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  5. mrkcbill

    Fly and a Half dozen Homo’s…new indicator…developing…

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  6. Employee8

    Spitzer getting the pimp-hammer in retribution for his deeds …. ala Boomer

    Developing….

    http://www.nytimes.com/2008/03/10/nyregion/10cnd-spitzer.html?ref=nyregion

    >> Mr. Spitzer gained national attention when he served as attorney general with his relentless pursuit of Wall Street wrongdoing. As attorney general, he also had prosecuted at least two prostitution rings as head of the state’s organized crime task force. << Hmmmm... The Emperors' Club VIP .... Fly???

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  7. JakeGint

    Even when I’m not wearing a suit, I’m wearing a suit.

    Like last week? I was wearing a bathing suit.

    At the Renaissance Faire? Suit o’ armor.

    Pinched yer secretary’s can?

    Sexual harassment suit.

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  8. Employee8

    Does a condom count?

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  9. Employee8

    Cramer looks a little edgy …. same list?

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