iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Lend Me Your Shares

As you read the work of an “internet genius,” shares of [[FED]] are no longer available to borrow, which greatly saddens me. Apparently, every looser [sic] with an E-Trade account is shorting the fucker.

So, instead of shorting FED illegally (which I would NEVER do), I have decided to smoke [[POT]]. No pun intended.

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10 comments

  1. JakeGint

    Grazie, Signore.

    Shorted it last week, thanks to you.

    Was waiting on CLMS, but maybe not a good idea…

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  2. wow

    The VIX spikes on Elliot Spitzer announcing he likes da’ Hookers.

    Mother fucker, the funniest thing i’ve ever heard.

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  3. jeff

    switching into second gear on SMN

    SKF limit set at 141, anyone think hold?

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  4. Woodshedder

    Fly, you need to switch to a non-piker brokerage…hahaha

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  5. Democrats are Crooks
    Democrats are Crooks

    Breaking news Eliot Spitzer involved in prostitution ring.

    Breaking news NY Times

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  6. boca

    WTF? Spitzer? who ratted him out, that’s what I want to know. Not sure what “involved” means in this report, makes it sound like he had a part time job there.

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  7. Prospectus

    Fly, buy puts or sell calls on FED?

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  8. Juice

    no way … thats bs

    or is it? Not buying it though … those are bears planting that rumor trying to crack the market

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  9. Juice

    http://www.nytimes.com/

    front page news .. maybe it tis true

    that is some weird ass news

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  10. Employee8

    I assure you that Employee8 and Client9 are in no way associated ….

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