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UPDATED: Late Night Thought

Why is Ragin’ Cagin’ so fucking bullish?

What has gotten into his alligator soup?

UPDATE: As you can see, “The Fly” took away your market data box. Frankly, I did it for no good reason. I just woke up one day and said “fuck these internet people. I will take their market data away, then curse at them.” You do not deserve “futures” or Asian market stats. Fuck you, go turn on the “gogglebox” to CNBC.

Plus anyway, iBC is about to turn the lights off on you bulls, which includes the seizure of information. And, to make matters worse, I understand that many of you have not been adhering to iBC’s strict dress code. Until you fuckers start showing up in suits and ties, the market data box will be in my attic.

Stay tuned.

UPDATE II: Woodshedder’s recently discarded dog found. “The Bitch of 72ndStreet.”

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65 comments

  1. Q4

    1. Excess coke

    2. Tweak

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  2. boca

    Cajun could be a permabull or maybe it’s something in the gumbo, a little something extra gives him more fire. It’s called Langniappe, no?

    Is it just me and my browser or does IBC not have the futures in the upper left corner anymore? I loved that feature.

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  3. WildWestie

    He’s trying to mess with the gigantic brain of The Fly, but, and I do mean but, to no avail.

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  4. boca

    I’m kicking myself for selling out of my FXP too early last week.

    haha Q4 sounds like you havea bit of knowledge, only a tweaker calls it tweak, no?

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  5. Q4

    boca:

    Odd, no?

    Markets accelerate downward momentum, right here right now. Thrown from high enough, a dead cat will not bounce.

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  6. Dinosaur Trader

    Because you needed a better contrary indicator on this site than the Peanut Gallery and Danny.

    That’s why.

    I’m still bitter I got knocked out in the first round of his damn contest, only to see SWC collapse the following week.

    -DT

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  7. wow

    Beanie, Jr. seemed to have made some steps to cure his solar addiction on Friday, but those monkeys are hard to shake long-term. I have faith in the boy he’ll come around. Although I won’t tell anyone that i’m considering going long financials by mid-week… considering that is, and just for a Uncle Ben bounce.

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  8. cajun

    not bullish, but SIGM is a buy, GOOG represents good value, and SOL could be huge if solar earnings are good. just planing my week.

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  9. wolf

    bring back the futures box. who is the retard making changes without approval?

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  10. TraderCaddy

    I think it’s because the RaginCajuns womens softball team almost won a game this weekend.

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  11. aj

    I agree with wolf .. that’s the only reason why I visit this God awful site!

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  12. Woodshedder

    Where the fuck is my futures info? Sometimes, thats the only reason I come here!!!

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  13. The Fly

    NOTICE:

    I had the market data box removed, because, frankly, you fuckers do not deserve it.

    I refuse to give you asshats market data. Go turn on CNBC or some shit.

    Viz.

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  14. TraderCaddy

    For Futures (fifteen minute delay) go here:

    http://www2.barchart.com/mktcom.asp

    For real time go here:

    http://www.forex-markets.com/indices-quotes.htm

    I am wearing my yellow leisure polyester suit with the polka dot tie.

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  15. JakeGint

    Brokers… penny wise, pound foolish.

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  16. The Fly

    Jakegint is the most reprehensible person on earth

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  17. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    MON is sitting right on 100 day support, if this whore gets any fatter and breaks the bed slats she could be 10% lower on the week. SMN would benefit heavily.

    http://stockcharts.com/c-sc/sc?s=MON&p=D&b=5&g=0&i=t32343390751&r=6941

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  18. Woodshedder

    Christ. Now I have to leave IBC to get market data?

    By the way, I’m naked.

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  19. The Fly

    BTW:

    There is one part of iBankCoin that still has market data.

    Hint: It is a “new” part.

    If anyone can find it, you are truly a looser [sic].

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  20. boca

    I put on my best high heels with my shorts.

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  21. Woodshedder

    Mmmmmmmmmm. A bookish girl in shorts and high heels. This southern boy has died and gone to hillbilly heaven.

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  22. Mushroom Stamp

    bloomberg.com has the “Asian market data” that you covet so dearly

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  23. boca

    Hah! I’m gonna take some gun classes too and get my concealed carry permit, might as well go country all the way.

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  24. JakeGint

    The “wit” on Bloomberg.com, while dryer than the Three Stooges slapstick of CNBC, is not arid enough for me.

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  25. JakeGint

    Boca,

    We hit Jake’s Stone Crabs on Friday evening. Had the oysters, the “jumbos” and the king crab legs as a last second throw in.

    Back now, and it’s freaking cold. This “living in the South” thing… it’s overrated.

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  26. Woodshedder

    Actually boca, since it would be concealed, it would not add to the overall package. Instead, may a suggest a lizard or gecko tatto on your left ankle?

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  27. JakeGint

    You need to have concealed carry in South Florida, even up by you.

    You’ve got fucktards walking into the Wendy’s and spraying bullets at anyone foolish enough to order the chicken strips.

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  28. boca

    Exactly Jake, crime rate down here is going through the roof, murder rate in Broward and Palm Beach counties is sky high the last few years. Time to arm myself.

    Sorry, no tatto for me Shed, like them on other people but not on myself. Don’t forget I’m old enough to be your step-mother or aunt or something like that.

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  29. boca

    They have witty comments on Bloomberg? Must’ve missed it. /end sarcasm/ Bloomberg has great info though. I refuse to visit the enemy’s site known as CNBC.com.

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  30. Woodshedder

    Boca, no, I don’t actually recommend that lizard tatoo…I mentioned it because they seem popular with the A1A girls.

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  31. Walstinvestor

    The actor George Hamilton, alleges rare yet injurious solar flare activity, resulted in massive disruption of subprime sector liquidity, along with attendent painful, facial skin rashes.

    Odd, yet defensible.

    http://tinyurl.com/2sye73

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_flare

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  32. JakeGint

    What would happen if Bilderburg and Fly got together on a new website?

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  33. The Fly

    Go fuck yourself.

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  34. Woodshedder

    Jake, were you prepping yourself for a stint in the pokey?

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  35. Bear Killa

    We are at a bottom, no matter what you bearturds may say. Going short is an asshats trade, obviously.

    Roasted bear balls this week.

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  36. Woodshedder

    Bear Killa, stop by my blog and share with me all the research which has led you to this conclusion.

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  37. JakeGint

    Shed, I don’t get it?

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  38. Woodshedder

    Prison pussy, Jake. Damn, you made me say it.

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  39. The Beard

    My rate-cuttin’ finger is gettin’ might itchy. You boys ready?
    If so, I’ll see you in the town square, at high noon.
    Or I guess, high 8:30 or so… ’round then.

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  40. The Gangster Beard
    The Gangster Beard

    You fools ready? I’m about to go gangster red on you cracka’s with a drive by Fed cut.

    Better go check yourself.

    Brace up.

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  41. Q4

    I’m always looking dapper.

    Ego Trippin’

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  42. The Beard

    I know what you’re thinking. “Did he cut six quarter-points or only five?” Well, to tell you the truth, in all this volatility I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is the Federal Reserve, the most powerful central bank in the world, and could blow your stops right out, you’ve got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky?
    Well, do ya, punk?

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  43. The Gangster Beard
    The Gangster Beard

    Fuck these dolla’ haters.

    I gots to get me some cheap Fed money to throw out of my tricked out helicopter.

    I got rims and hydrolics on that bitch too.

    Halla.

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  44. Employee8

    Thought maybe the data box was contributing to the recent bandwidth problems here at iBC, then figured Fly was cutting back due to the recession like any smart business man with few if any non contract employees to lay off …. but then, in true looser [sic] fashion, I found the data box squatting on The King of the PG’s blog … obviously evicted from the hign rent district of The Fly.

    Wearing my silk PJ.s and smoking jacket ala Hugh Heffner brandishing a rock glass full of Redbreast 12 yo (pure pot still) Irish Whiskey … County Cork, naturely.

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  45. Woodshedder

    Did Gasparino just fuck us one last time, for good measure?

    Dinallo aka Stutterin’ John, just about got his ass lit up by the young punk.

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  46. mrkcbill

    No Box–No Bandwith.– egregious I tell you.

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  47. JakeGint

    KC —

    Box and bandwidth are two sides of the unbanked (ie, “expensed”) coin.

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  48. Juice

    I’m positioning for a good rally … covering some shorts

    they are shooting ag & metals generals today … could signal the last to get shot

    also, went jogging with the dogs in the woods this am & ran into an old friend who runs a retail shoppe … he said the CEO of an investment bank that we are all familiar with here, was in over xmas, and said things are really bad but the news will only come out chinese water torture style

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  49. Woodshedder

    Juice, I’m looking for a little more downside before a relief rally.

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  50. JakeGint

    That can’t be Wood’s dog, it taint a coon hound.

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  51. JakeGint

    I’ll tell you what’s making my bearish ass a bit nervous… the relative strength of the transports.

    Particlularly FDX and UPS. UPS didn’t budge most of last week.

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  52. Juice

    sure shed … could take a bit to play out but I am thinking the upside beckons .. possibly a big sea change of relief, where the herd gets involved & the shorts experience big pain of a mongo bear rally

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  53. Juice

    going long FXI, IFN, QLD

    they look like shit …everything looks like shit, no?

    charts all suck

    the best are getting killed today

    I may be early, but me going long … possibly wrong

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  54. Woodshedder

    Juice- have a look at

    quantifiableedges.blogspot.com

    Rob Hanna has developed a CBI- capitulative breadth indicator. It has a good track record. Its reading right now will make you want to go long, soon.

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  55. TraderCaddy

    Love those chips. You gotta be long if you are a daytrader. Ignore the market noise. No idea why they are outperforming again today but who cares. The market doesn’t need a reason to act like an ass.
    Also, the homies.

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  56. Juice

    thx shed, interesting

    and what i find also interesting is that I can’t hardly find a single chart I’d want to buy

    it is soo damn difficult to find anything that looks good from the long side

    and finally they are killing ag, steel, infra

    good signs

    when & if the turn happens, I don’t know … but I’m thinking it may be a goody

    ok, now i shutup

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  57. jeff

    Beware the fabled spinning top double super reversal being printed as it was in the 12700 region. Back up short term?

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  58. TraderCaddy

    The spinning top super reversal is followed many times by the concentric rings of Saturn falling apart into oblivion.

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  59. alex

    Think Goldman is going to be right with the FED pulling an emergency rate cut this week, possibly today?…

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  60. TraderCaddy

    I would guess yes. GS stock is up while most other Inves. Brokers are down. The big boys at GS got the inter office memo from Uncle Ben while playing polo in the Hamptons this weekend (or was it too cold?).

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  61. Juice

    fm jeff saut

    Last Thursday qualified as yet another 90% Down Day (volume and points-lost were greater than 90%). As the astute Lowery’s service notes, “This was the 2nd 90% Down Day within four trading days, and the 7th within the past three months. Past experience shows that 90% Down Days are typically followed by one of three patterns:

    1) A 90% Up Day occurring quickly after the 90% Down Day would suggest that a sustained rally lasting about two or more months is likely;
    2) The absence of a 90% Up Day during a snap-back rally would suggest that a brief recovery rally lasting two to seven trading days would most likely be followed by new lows in price and additional 90% Down Days. Such rallies should be used to sell stocks;
    3) The lack of any snap-back rally within a few days after the last 90% Down Day would suggest a sustained market decline is underway that will probably produce additional 90% Down Days.” Indeed, I think this is “kiss and tell” week and I will continue to trade, and invest, accordingly.

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  62. TraderCaddy

    C is being drawn to below $20 like Roger the Rocket being drawn to steroids.

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  63. mrkcbill

    My guy called me with a National City CD 20yr. 6%.. what am I missing?

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  64. Woodshedder

    MrKC-

    That’s how bad Natl City needs a cash infushion. Except now, the risk is being moved to you.

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