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Time Machine Special, part II

The market will trade higher on Monday.

You’re welcome.

Developing….

UPDATE: By the close of trading on Monday, Gasparino will have already eaten 30 meatballs.

Still Developing…

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16 comments

  1. Pvt. Joker

    In light of the most recent “Time Machine” prediction, this translates to “the markets will open higher and then shit the shower towards the close”

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  2. Since the Time Machine is as busted as Dolly Parton, expect a drop of epic proportions.

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  3. Chucky G.

    Not a problem Fly… I can fit a lot of balls in my mouth at once.

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  4. Woodshedder

    Everybody is so fucking bullish for tomorrow. I think it is bullshit.

    Although we don’t get the employment situation numbers until March 7, so maybe the bulls stroke each other until then.

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  5. Juice

    whatever … hung out with one of the main dudes at OZM … he doesn’t see how equities are still this high … he says spx 1100 sounds reasonable

    obviously, not tomorrows bidness , but fwiw

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  6. Q4

    Fuck

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  7. FREE BOOMER

    This week, the New York Post said that “allegations of conflicts came from insurance industry sources” because Moody’s “began pulling the rug out from under (Buffett’s) rival insurers to force them into ‘egregious’ deals with Buffett.” That is, the argument goes, by threatening their AAA credit ratings, Moody’s is trying to force Ambac and MBIA to accept Buffett’s reinsurance offer. The Post did not identify the source of what it called the “cries of foul.”

    Egregious, eh. One one person I know who uses that word so uniquely…Fly? You get quoted in The Post?

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  8. calvino

    I am filing an amicus brief on behalf of Boomer. Although his greed and immorality are truly reprehensible, his sins are as white as wool, in comparison to the venal and capital transgressions that we are witnessing daily. Gasparino will never have enough to buy the forbearance of the Holy See for that blasphemous and whorish rant on Friday. Boomer, on the other hand, only wanted to enrich himself, as much as it was inappropriate.. rather than destroy the thousands of righteous investors that the rotting piece of dogshit Gasparino has conspired to accomplish.

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  9. kd

    charllie said on CNBC this morning alot of bloggers are pissed at him because the were short the market. wink!! wink!!

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  10. CubsRock

    .

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  11. zephler

    Hey Fly, just out of curiosity, what do you do when you see or talk to those who have given you bad info? Like your buddy who was acquiring hundreds of thousands of shares in MVIS back in the 5’s? Or your buddy who gave you the ARWR advice? What do you do when you see them at the local watering hole? Just kind of accept that you bought into their shit, or do you chew them out?

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  12. gappingandyapping

    So the market is going to recover today?

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  13. zephler

    I also went skiing this weekend – let me tell you DECK shorts out there – be very careful, every ski bunny and their slutty friends had Uggs on. This trend is very strong right now, IMO, it’s too early to short.

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  14. tuck

    FREE BOOMER!!!

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  15. kd

    buy HNR. way undervalued.

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  16. Juice

    Doug Kass makes special appearance at the Oscars.

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