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UPDATE: Time Machine Special

We will not rally today.

You’re welcome.

UPDATE: Gasparino is my new enemy.

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  1. Warning

    You are right. As usual.

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  2. The Fly

    Many thanks to you and your family.

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  3. mdawsz

    At least you’re still short RIMM.

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  4. Big Mike

    LOL…I’m sure your time machine predicted today’s outcome huh?

    “People, I’ve concluded from my time travel…We could go up or down. My empirical evidence states that both chances are at 50%, respectively…You are welcome”

    What a joke…Thanks for nothing…asswipe

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  5. Suk Mai Dong

    Baack flom my rong tlip to Orympic Virrage. I wiew run malathon wit Yankee aahshots dat wiew end up passing out duling lace because of porrution in city. Haha. Too bad Yankee devir!

    Btw, larry in da mahkit, wiew not hoppen, no?

    Soral bullito stahks ah fo flucking dipshittahs.

    Fry is collect. Dis mahket is flucked. Ok? Ok. Bye.

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  6. fortune8

    Way to thst the dam freaking obvious !!!

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  7. Warning

    http://www.americanangst.com/dingfries.html

    Best to your family too.

    We’ll be happy to take over your shorts in 3 weeks after you finally cover.

    As alway…have fun.

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  8. CAP

    No rally huh ?

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  9. George Bush

    Well look at the time. 3:30 eastern. If you boys will excuse me, I have a phone call to make. Heh heh.

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  10. Big Mike

    Fuckin Charlie Gasparino…why coudn’t he wait until TOMORROW!!! God damn it, my SKF is getting killed

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  11. Mushroom Stamp

    HAHAHA unless ABK pulls the same bullshit for the seventh time FUCK!

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  12. BOOMER

    Holy cow. That is weird. News breaking or tradebots or PPT

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  13. Evidently the “Time Machine” didn’t see Charlie.

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  14. MasterDebater

    Dow is green, fuck the time machine

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  15. Steve

    Fly why do you even do it. Everytime.

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  16. mrkcbill

    Warning….thats very good.

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  17. Jason

    Starting to chart this blog as a negative Indicator.

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  18. Warning

    If anyone would like access to my private blog site regarding trading contact me at [email protected]. I don’t need a time machine to show you the ropes.

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  19. abkbailoutman

    Time machine failure, eh?

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  20. mo'money

    The time machine is jacked.

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  21. Big Mike

    Just covered my SKF, LEH and any short financial related…

    If it does get bailed out, assuming its legit, financials could rally big time…I will short at the top again…

    Why the fuck is MBI rallying? It’s only AMBAC!!!

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  22. Tung

    Time machine is defected for now

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  23. alphadawgg

    Don’t let this momentary, so-called “rally” fool you.

    NDX and RUT are technically in a bearish triangle breakdown. INDU in a descending triple bottom breakdown and SPX in a reversal pattern.

    More pain to come next week.

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  24. Warning

    alphadawgg. Nobody knows “for sure”. But certain information can tilt one’s odds. Be careful. Cover and approximately 3 weeks re-short. News to news.

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  25. CAP

    UPDATE: Time machine being sold for scrap.

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  26. alphadawgg

    ^Sorry, Naz 100, Russell 2000, DJIA and S&P500^ for those that need deciphering.

    Warning, you are correct. We don’t know for sure. But the trend is still down. That much we do know.

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  27. Fly is finished without his time machine. New website in a month: http://www.Iusedtobankcoin.com

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  28. Big Mike

    No chance we will go down next week, although I am still bearish, there’s no way we go down if this shit-fuck bail out plans works and its legit…

    Bear in mind, it has to be a full-out BAILOUT, not separating two entities into the Muni/CDO.

    Although, if it does not go through…we could go down big time… Wow..we were sooooo close to break that 1335 support on the SP500…

    FUCKING FLY JINX US, MAN!!! IMPEACH FLY!!!

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  29. calvino

    These douche bags are so desperate that they are working the pumps in the open now. Fire up the Enola Gay and watch these bullshit rallies bomb out. It is obvious now that piece of bear shit Bear Sterns is running this operation, having bid up their stock all day. Cummguzzling Hank has a new favorite, guess Goldturd is fucululated.

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  30. Juice

    Fly jinxes bears

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  31. PleaseKillMe

    Breaking News from Reuters….

    China recalls 10,000 time machines citing faulty transistors.

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  32. Warning

    Take it easy on the Fly. He had the right idea and frankly the right call all things being equal. Unfortunately he just didn’t have the right information on why the market was going to shift.

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  33. Down with Fly…Down with Fly…Down with Fly…
    Website soon to be ambushed in a hostile takeover by Dennis Kneale….developing….

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  34. alex

    This is some random orgasm they are having in financials, they’ll be back down.

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  35. Mushroom Stamp

    needs new flux capacator

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  36. The Birdman

    wow. that fucking sucked.

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  37. alphadawgg

    Where is Shorticus with his “do not fear, bear children” pep talk?

    Shorticus, wherefore art thou? Thy children await the dispensation of thy wisdom.

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  38. Pudfucker

    Wow, you get this kind of market response after hearing the same monoline bailout story for the gazillionth time.

    What happens if a bailout ever actually materializes?

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  39. gypsie mike

    I like him but covered 84% of my short WB after his comment today.

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  40. StockRake

    I told you it was coming.

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