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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Feeling Lucky, Punk?

Ragin’ is hosting the “annual iBC stock tournament contest,” despite this bullshit website existing for less than 4 months.

The rules are simple, even a spastic monkey can play.

The reward is a Fly for President Yard Sign. Upon receiving this egregious piece of lawn furniture, I demand you take a photo of it and post it here, on the Godly iBankCoin site.

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39 comments

  1. Cajun

    I love the sign!

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  2. treepart

    How about a Cajun Lawn Jockey holding a Fly for President sign. Surely there is someone here who has a kiln and is gifted in the arts of ceramics.

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  3. gappingandyapping

    Gold at 1000 and Oil at 100. How much better could the economy be? Imagine an economy that is sustaining this without even a single blip. What could be better?

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  4. newequity

    how much fucking ad revenue does this bullshit pull in?

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  5. mdawsz

    lol @ ntri

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  6. The Fly

    Zero ad revenue.

    Fuck NTRI. No position to cry over.

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  7. calvino

    Uglsy shoes with fur should find a place next to light plastic ugly shoes.. K Fin.. ya no value girl,, ya a .. well you know. Wedbush the douchebag comes out with a pre earnings update, to the benefit of the entire investment community. It would seem more logical if they did not wnat their clientsto pay the extra fin for uglys shoes.. unless they already got their position,, and the call was just a little mark up. Not me though, if I thought they were gonna rock the earnings call, I’d sit quiet as a mouse in the bottom of a hole, and just build my position at a discount, day by day. Calling bullshit on that ugly shoes upgrade today.

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  8. JJ2000426

    The Fly:

    Wow what’s going on in NTRI?

    Look, the FLY. You are a loser. Admit it! Each and every stock you recomended has fallen from their highs since your recommendation, and they fall a LOT.

    I only pitched SWC and PAL and they have been going up hugely and have another 10 or 20 fold to go up from here. And I am NOT taking any profit yet, not even selling a few shares for lunch money.

    Made 200K just one day today.

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  9. The Fly

    You’re a liar and a thief.

    I do not own NTRI. I sold that fucker many months ago.

    NOTE: I shine my boots with 200k every afternoon.

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  10. Q4

    One Shining Moment

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  11. TraderCaddy

    OK. Now the iBankCoin Party needs a convention site and a Vice-President.

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  12. Mrs. Stuart's Pool Boy
    Mrs. Stuart's Pool Boy

    JJ,

    Need someone to clean your pool? Do you have a hot wife?

    -MSPB

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  13. JakeGint

    Better you than Barak “The Commie” Obammie.

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  14. JakeGint

    Wow, anyone watching UNG-awa these days?

    What ever happened to Crude Broker, btw?

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  15. mrkcbill

    Crude’s– Chuck Benett thats my guess.

    UNG the goodfellas stock.

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  16. calvino

    Helicpoter, time for another 300 point emergency rate cut – the futures are down. That would make me pay you to hold your debt right? Time the buy the banks. Hey Bear, hows that citic takeout going today?

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  17. Helicopter Ben

    Bro, I’m in a tight spot. Hard for me to cut with oil and gold skyrocketing.

    Fuck it…I’ll cut anyways.

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  18. calvino

    That’s the spirit!

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  19. calvino

    Ok, the inflation scare is over, time to buy the investment banks again. Who the hell is bidding that today?

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  20. JakeGint

    PPT to the rescue on Lehman, unless someone’s “making the offer.”

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  21. JakeGint

    At least JPM is taking it hard in the shorts today.

    (Thanks again, Wood!)

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  22. Gwar

    I want a sign for playing

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  23. calvino

    The PPT helping friends and family on Maiden Lane?

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  24. CubsRock

    HANS looking to close yesterdays gap. Looks real good around $39-40.

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  25. Juice

    fm minyanville

    In a twist of intrigue, here is the latest in the monoline saga. Behind the scenes the monolines are threatening to split their companies up into a “good collateral” company and a “bad collateral” company. This has banks shaking in their boots.

    If this happened it would probably force the banks to recognize they are carrying their collateral at prices that don’t make sense. This would force more write-offs.

    So I estimate that this game of Russian Roulette might have a 50-50 chance of forcing banks to pump money into the monolines from pure fright. With government cajoling it is a real possibility.

    Of course it would only delay the inevitable. But it would probably spark a rally in financials that should be sold into for it only addresses the symptoms of the problem (illiquidity) and not the cause (bad debt).

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  26. Juice

    the brokers & Ag are keeping the market from falling apart, should they reverse, watch out below

    should they continue going up, they may drag the market, kicking & screaming with them.

    however, any rally should still be sold, even a big spike, which is possible

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  27. kmorph

    guys, which metal stocks would you recommend buying right now?

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  28. calvino

    The douchebags must know some shit is about to be pulled to be bidding the broke mountain bankers.

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  29. Steve

    Fading the morning gaps has been a fairly consistent way to make money in this recent market volatility.

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  30. Juice

    kmorph, try GFI

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  31. kmorph

    Thanks Juice.

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  32. PleaseKillMe

    Guys,

    Do any of you know if there’s a specific company that makes those rubber rain boots? I’m seeing more of those sported now than UGGs. They were hot in NYC last year, and now making their way to Chicago.

    I wouldn’t be surprised if I saw a girl wearing those on the beach. I saw a plaid printed one yesterday.

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  33. calvino

    I saw one of those rubber shits two days ago,plain yellow ones. The Fuk U Felty Yangui rubber injection company makes those. We just work in banks and real estate offices and shit like that.

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  34. alphadawgg

    Continue to milk the farmers via POT, AGU, MON and MOS. That will be the best story for 2008. All the rest is in a world of shit.

    That is all.

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  35. PleaseKillMe

    Imagine walking into Mortons and 80% of the patrons are farmers? His day mode of transportation is a tractor, but he pulled up in a Flying Spur. Everyone working in finance now eats at Applebees.

    The kids in FFA are having the last laugh.

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  36. calvino

    How the fuck is Lehman and Morgan, two insolvent companies that can not bring their of balance sheet accounting to the books, up 4%?

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  37. JakeGint

    Calvin… someone is bailing those fuckers.

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  38. spencerpratt

    to the rain boots question. definately a trend i have been seeing as well although one company hasnt emerged as a leader. all of the companies are producing them…really depends on the budget of the buyer. for lower budget…jcrew and such carry them. for higher end, everyone from coach to lv carry them.

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