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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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You Were Warned

Instead of listening to the guy with the time machine (Fly), you listened to the coked out bald guy on TV.

Go ahead, try to scalp a short term bottom. “The Fly” could give two fucks and a gay goat about 2-3 day moves. I’m into making big money, off of huge moves.

Finally, before I go vote for Donald Duck in today’s election charade, just know and understand, “The Fly” is genetically superior to you and he sits in a vastly more expensive chair.

Be well or not. Either scenario is acceptable with me.

Top pick: [[SKF]]

NOTE: A shout out to Rev Shark for calling Cramer out on his asshattery today, on RealMoney aka waste of 35 bucks per month.

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34 comments

  1. CubsRock

    I listened to The Fly and look where it got me:

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  2. George Bush

    Dang. Time to give “El Beardo” another call on the “special red phone” and order me up an emergency rate cut, with extra pepperoni.

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  3. Q4

    PPT en route.

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  4. Danny

    I had my best trading day of the new year today.

    [cork pops]

    Fly is Ben Wade.

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  5. Alvari 40

    Fly,

    The mouse will rip your face off in the morning. You have been warned.

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  6. Juice

    I waste only $15/mo on RealMoney

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  7. bulliSHIT

    best day of the year here as well: + 20%

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  8. ottnott

    Fly Krugman is warning that the ISM numbers are worse than bad:
    http://krugman.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/02/05/how-bad-is-that-ism-report/

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  9. Q4

    FXE preparing to jump off the cliff.

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  10. MasterDebater

    With the Dow down 370, why don’t I feel better? I have a fucktarded idea in my head that today is actually a bear trap and that the S&P will break through 1405 before 1270 in the weeks to come. (Yes, I saw the ISM number.)
    I shall now commence pouring a bucket of Clorox over my head until my brain stops messing with me. Mmmm Clorox. Smells clean, no?

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  11. MarketRaider

    Hey Fly, give my regards to your voodoo doctor and may you sleep tonight knowing you didn’t slaughter your favorite goat in vain, may it rest in peace.

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  12. Cramer = asshat of the week? It’s time (and necessary) to bring it back.

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  13. JakeGint

    I’m home with the flu and made more coin than all of you daytrading assets just making buys like Reggie Hammond at the end of Trading Spaces on deep in the money short positions.

    “Thank you”

    “I’ll take 4,000”

    “Thank you.”

    “And you offer what? Thank you very much!”

    God is getting back at me for shooting way too much adrenaline through my system on Sunday night.

    I’ll be shocked if this isn’t fucking Dengue Fever or something similarly tropical and deadly.

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  14. JakeGint

    Ott – problem is, Krugster is “right” about as often as Jimbo Cramer, and twice as dishonest.

    Of course, I don’t mean politically “right.”

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  15. JakeGint

    Cubs, what can I say….

    Both “gay” and “epileptic siezure enhancing.”

    Nice combo.

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  16. JakeGint

    Holy shit, I just saw the title of Krugster’s blog.

    “The Conscience of a Liberal.”

    Wow.

    I guess, appropriately, he could shorten it to “Nada.”

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  17. JakeGint

    A classic Simmons article to be savored:

    http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/page2/story?page=simmons/080204

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  18. Leonard The Monkey

    I get RM for free… I don’t think they even charge people anymore.

    Rev rules and so does Hal, Kass and Dan!

    Geoff called out that Dennis K guy as an asshat today!

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  19. TraderCaddy

    Leonard looks familiar. Was he ever a part of the space program?

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  20. JakeGint

    Hey Fly et al:

    You see this?

    Useful.

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  21. calvino

    Q4 – – what happens when the second dude jumps? I did not have the heart to watch – knees becoming one with hips and shit like that.

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  22. Juice

    Boomer: you live in Tennessee? Tornado country? Whats going down, down there?

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  23. bulliSHIT

    cramer is blaming his raging insanity on the fed again. the mkt is down and not performing how he expected b/c the fed is not doing their job. the fed is apparently supposed to drop rates 50-75bps per week every week to support cramer’s madness.

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  24. bulliSHIT

    cramer is blaming his raging insanity on the fed again. the mkt is down and not performing how he expected b/c the fed is not doing their job. the fed is apparently supposed to drop rates 50-75bps per week every week to support cramer’s madness.

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  25. bulliSHIT

    Q4, i was short 150k shares of FXE but took it off on friday b/c it uses up too much buying power. do you know of a more leveraged play on the euro besides the options.

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  26. Q4

    calvino: all my vids are PG-13, no extreme shit.

    bulliSHIT: I’m on the options, putside. Watch the support break at $145, then see below. I’m on the March Strikes. Not too liquid, on some strikes I’m all the OI. Fuck it, I’ll be here when they need me. Demand will be high.

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  27. jeff -

    mid evening thought:

    i just got my rib realinged (front and back) – at the free clinic and received greater care than my girlfriend’s dad who was under threat of a blood clot (4 hr wait)

    Go Hillary.

    Just kidding – Ron Paul

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  28. alphadawgg

    Anybody heard from Boomer?

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  29. jeff -

    how are the negative futures and dow figure not in sync

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  30. BOOMER

    Hey guys. I just woke up after being thrown from my home into Kentucky. Fortunately, I had explosively welded underwear on, and am fine.

    The tornado went by right by my house. We stood in the back yard and watch the front roll by.

    Clean livin’ boys. Clean livin’

    BOOM to $58. Tomorrow. Believe it. The tornado told me.

    Thanks for asking about me. All is well.

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  31. Woodshedder

    Good to hear it Boomer.

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  32. beeks_xerxes

    oops

    Cramer also reiterated a buy on NYSE Euronext(NYX – Cramer’s Take – Stockpickr), which he also owns for his Action Alerts PLUS portfolio. He said he would buy NYX before it reports its earnings on Tuesday

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  33. What the Fuck

    Can someone please tell me what the hell this website is about…Something to do with the sharemarket and making money i guess?

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