As per Cramer, foreign bankers are “fighting” and outbidding one another for the worthless assets of [[BSC]]. In addition, as per Cramer, during recessions the market goes straight up, with hardly any pullbacks. So, consider today’s 300 point drubbing an optical illusion. We’re really up a “couple hunge.”
Oh, don’t forget to buy another house, as per Cramer.
In all seriousness, something must be said about how irresponsible that fucker is, telling the unwashed to “buy it all,” because the recession is coming and “The Fed is our friend.”
I mean, who makes this shit up? Does he really believe what he says? Finally, since when is it “smart” or “prudent” to drive dynamite filled cars into the sun?
Look you, I’m not here to gloat. I’m here to tell you fuckers “The Fly’s” IQ is much greater than yours. Plus anyway, while you’re sleeping like little bitches, he is out in his time machine acquiring valuable information.
If you’re short [[DECK]] from the high 130’s, like me, you may want to take a little off the table here and redouble the [[SMN]] position. I anticipate [[MON]] will soon die an “unglorious” death.
Finally, it’s worth noting, “The Fly” has already consumed 3 Monster Energy Soda’s. Get in his way, he may rip the sleeves off your bullshit jacket.
Cramer UPDATE: He is now short term bearish. Geez.
“My take, we can rally a bit down 300, but until we get oversold — and we are nowhere near it — you sell the rally. There’s no way the Fed can cut this week, so I suspect more pressure ahead, particularly on the commodity and financial names.”If you enjoy the content at iBankCoin, please follow us on Twitter