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Mad Money Observation

We’re coming out of recession!

Boo-yah.

Buy, buy, buy.

Don’t buy, don’t buy, don’t buy.

Off to grill a few hundred swordfish steaks.

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25 comments

  1. nullpointer

    its too bad, really

    if you read some of the stuff he writes, away from “thestreet.com” and cnbc, he is actually very intelligent.

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  2. ottnott

    History shows that the end of a two-day recession usually is followed by at least 5 days of expansion.

    Don’t go out of town for a week, or you will miss out on the prosperity.

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  3. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Should the jobs numbers come in bad tomorrow we will probably gap open 300 and be making new highs by mid week next week. Now is the time to buy the banks hand over fist.

    — James J. Cramer

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  4. calvino

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGkrNJ19DSU

    Juice, this one’s for you baby, don’t get worked up watching too much.

    ‘Go buy some Google, go buy a little.’

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  5. Juice

    How dare you blaspheme The Man, The Myth, The Legend.

    Shame on you, insect!

    Now, go do what you do do best; annoy the starving, the homeless, the unbathed, or hang around field animals.

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  6. Howie

    Thats very true, hes a very smart manly man, how do you think he got to harvard and then GS, and so smart he managed rich peoples money at his headge fund and made 10’s of jillizions? not be being a flea bag!

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  7. Q4

    CRAMERICA

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  8. Juice

    Calvino Klein: I’ve seen that overproduced blasphemous, slanderous, out of context, nuttin but jealousy, piece of tripe.

    Jim is the MAN !

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  9. calvino

    nevamind

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  10. calvino

    Juice, it’s not proper for such a proper old girl like you to discuss men’s underwear in public. Get a bottle of coke, stick your finger in it, and then fuck yourself with the other end.

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  11. Juice

    Calvino, I was referring to Drosophila
    .

    Thanks for the non-offer, though. Right back at ya, big boy.

    btw … not nice, that coke bottle dildo suggestion. Have your Mommy wash your mouth out with some CLX.

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  12. calvino

    I gave you an upgrade.

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  13. boca

    Cramer is a smart man and has done a lot to explain the methodology of investing in his books… and yet… you have to be sure which of his personalities you’re listening to before taking his advice. imho some of his permabull advice could be dangerous for your investment account.

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  14. calvino

    Do any of you praising this magic talking baboon know how many people lost money listening to his yaphole in the dotbomb because he kept calling the bottom every month.

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  15. Juice

    Seriously, you can’t blindly follow anyones investment advice, and that goes from Warren B. to JJC to a funny insect and his merry band of peanuts .

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  16. boca

    so true Juice

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  17. TraderCaddy

    Calvino- You are correct. I recall Cramer hyping stocks well after the 2000 peak with names like Digital Island, CMGI (when it was about $50), etc.
    Here are some Cramer links from 2001,2000. I don’t know if we have a temporary or a more long term bottom, but I do believe valuations are better now than they were five years ago. If you read the links it sounds like he wrote the stories after his show today.
    http://www.thestreet.com/comment/wrong/1207252.html
    http://www.thestreet.com/comment/wrongrear/1195627.html
    http://www.thestreet.com/comment/wrong/1290083.html

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  18. broken A

    fuck you Juice and fuck you boca

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  19. boca

    ????

    so why’d you call me out in the PG? because I think it’s good to be careful and evaluate all types of investment advice for personal suitability before acting on it? Different strokes for different folks.

    Never mind, guess you don’t understand. Back to watching Lost.

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  20. Woodshedder

    Lost rules.

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  21. Woodshedder

    http://www.cnbc.com/id/15840232?video=632200049

    Gasparino on S&P and downgrading the bond insurers and whether the SEC fucked up.

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  22. Woodshedder

    What just happened to the Nas futures? Up 2%?

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  23. Nads

    So basically what I read into this latest thing from MOT (and the reaction to it) is:

    “We don’t think the growth in the mobile handset sector is going to be, going forward, in the future that only one with a FUCKING TIME MACHINE COULD SEE, is going to be lucrative enough to keep.”

    Maybe that’s why the stock has been fucking toast.

    http://www.marketwatch.com/news/story/motorola-says-may-spin-off/story.aspx?guid={6AEF1869-C093-47F4-B246-D787380E10C8}

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  24. PoorOkie

    Is Gasparino trying to get fired from CNBC so he can go to FBN? He’s been a total asshole on every segment he’s appeared in today.

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  25. philzuco

    PoorOkie,

    Right on. Gasparino was just giving everyone a cock-slap in the face today. It sounds like he either has terminal cancer and has decided to spend the next 3 months he has to live pissing everyone else… he’s got an offer from Murdoch.

    Either way, though, kudos to him for confronting the old assclown from the SEC. The rating agencies have been messed up for years.

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