FINAL UPDATE: The winner just emailed me and declined the prize. Also, he was a bit delusional.
First one to email me wins. There, it’s settled.
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My congratulations to JJ
LOL. that guys computer is going to get laser beamed.
Congrats!!
I may have to buy a couple HANS calls later today to celebrate this Monster occasion 😛
Who is the lucky asshole from Louisville?
Windows NT?! I hope it’s not a server or an aggregator… that’s really going to waste a perfectly good stripper I ordered up for the celebration.
play the market or throw your money down on the kentucky derby in 2008?
Prob someone surfing from work. Where is Woodshedder from? Haha
5 mins to claim prize, else I pick someone else.
I’m only about an hour from there. I’ll take it.
I gladly claim my prize, mortal.
Hot and cold running water nymphs, I expect?
Might be Dunbarton Wynde Rd. in Louisville. Lots of businesses along there.
I am here today conferring my blessings on Rick Pitino.
Odds lots, boy!
Dare you give away my fairly won prize!?
All of your mutton provision for this winter will immediately be turned to suet!
By the very timepiece you use, twas only four of your mortal minutes that passed!
I’m sore aggrieved and will have my vengeance.
(prepares shitloads of lightning bolts and various pestilances)
Hmmm. gated community near a country club.
I have a creepy feeling. Free floating anxiety.
Also, anyone see this?
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9E0CEEDB1E30F932A15750C0A964958260
what if the winner is Tim Knight. That would be perfect.
Clever and entertaining…
http://fc01.deviantart.com/fs13/f/2007/077/2/e/Animator_vs__Animation_by_alanbecker.swf
I’m just doing meaningless shit today like surfing the net and looking for fun videos.
Market will get the homo hammer today anyway. Stay away and play.
The winner is probably Woodshedder’s boss at work.
BOOMER, that’s from 1992???
That was a good year for weed.
lol@Caddy
She is going to share with the beanpole
update.. Bill Ackman.. man gets my vote today
Shorticus has abandoned his abode on Mt. Olympus and has taken up residence in KY. Perhaps he is the rightful winner of the spoils.
Methinks he should be transported back to Mt. Olympus by Hermes and kicked down the temple steps for his participation in such a low-end contest.
I heah to make derively…Anyone heah ot dis pahty ordah robsta flied lice?
I know not how I was even entered into the contest mine lesser Seedling.
Just for that, you’ve lost your seat in Zeus’s Derby Box this year.
I posted the wrong link from my bookmarks. That one came from my “crazy conspiracy folder” alongside uptick rule change, circuit breaker changes, etc. It was from when i was researching crashes.
Sorry. Can;t remember what the other link was.
My bad.
doesnt jake live in KY?
http://www.prostate.com.ph/images/man_position_copy.jpg
I believe it was Jake who ordered the Lobster Fried Rice. He loves Chinese food.
Boomer, there’s no need for you to share your “etchings” with us.
TC —
Wang Hung ain’t me.
Shorticus,
I’ll have my hoplites kick you down the “up” escalator steps —continually.
Jake Gint owe me nigh nightie fi fo ordah. Pay up, flucka.
Sigh.
I knew I should’ve used a tied off sheep intestine with your mother, ‘Nidas.
Apparently, the six centuries of “grounding” you as an Austrian Juniper didn’t leave much of a mark on your insolent demeanor.
Perhaps I shall turn you into a newt and drop you in a pool of adders…
Jake- I wouldn’t try to stiff Wang Hang Lo for the order since his attorney is Mdawsz and the word around the Courthouse is that he would sue his own mother for negligent cooking if a meal was bad.
No Jake? Ok, I spit in his flied lice.
Shortigus will be amply punished for playing with the mortals. His Giants will be kicked down an elevator by the men of Mother Earth (new land known as New England) also known as Titans (given the avatar of a Patriot)from which no man shall tear asunder the rath of their great leader Hermes!
The “Giants” arriving at the great arena believed they were wearing black to predict the death of the great realm of power bestowed upon the mortals of Mother Earth but they have been tricked once again by the one known as Billicheat who is known by the gods as Hermes who shows the way for the dead souls to Hades’s realm.
More “Herpes” than Hermes, their leader.
I see Chairman Ben has been invited to Flys party. Very nice. He is over there in the corner doing magic tricks and making a move on Trading Goddess.
Methinks you need a Bullinch refresher, Mortal Who Would Remain Unknown.
‘Tis Charon of whom you speak. Hermes is a second cousin, and god in his own right.
His staff adorns all manner of healer’s affiliations and his likeness has been co-opted by that ancient seller of flowers, FTD.
That be the one who goes by the moniker, Plaxico. Swift of foot for delivery but soft in the head and easily fooled by the trickery of Hermes. Behold and thou shalt witness him lose the fruit of the mortals to the one known as Asante.
Hermes’ epithet Argeiphontes (Latin Argicida), or Argus-slayer, recalls his slaying of the many-eyed giant Argus Panoptes, who was watching over the heifer-nymph Io in the sanctuary of Queen Hera herself in Argos. Putting Argus to sleep, Hermes used a spell to permanently close all of Argus’s eyes and then slew the giant. Argus’s eyes were then put into the tail of the peacock, symbol of the goddess Hera.
> There is no doubt that the 100 eyed giant (53 man roster) watched over the leather of the heifers (football) in the city of the peacock (NYC) from which Hermes (Belichick) cast a spell and slays the Giant.