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18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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BREAKING NEWS: Another Tab Will Be Added

That’s right. As unbelievable as it may seem, the Godly folks at iBankCoin have decided to bestow an iBC blog (tab and all) to one of you Peanut Gallery fucktards—sometime today.

This, as you know, will help “The Fly” in his journey to “get his share” of the billions being made on the internet—one fucktard at a time.

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57 comments

  1. Charlie Bucket

    I’ve got a Golden Ticket!

    I’ve got a Golden Ticket innnn myyy haaaaand!

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  2. Fetus in the Womb
    Fetus in the Womb

    Developing…

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  3. Kodak 35mm Slide Film
    Kodak 35mm Slide Film

    Developing…

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  4. Third World Nation
    Third World Nation

    Developing….

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  5. International Financial Crisis
    International Financial Crisis

    Developing…..

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  6. KB Homes

    Not Developing…

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  7. The Blob starring Steve McQueen
    The Blob starring Steve McQueen

    Enveloping…

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  8. Bullish Investor

    Deballing….

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  9. Eeyore

    Moping…

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  10. Lance Armstrong

    Doping…

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  11. Cardinal Ratzenberger
    Cardinal Ratzenberger

    Poping…

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  12. Karl Wallenda

    Tight roping…

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  13. Hillary Clinton

    Slippery sloping…

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  14. Larry Kudlow

    Hope against hoping…

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  15. Britney Spears & Perez Hilton
    Britney Spears & Perez Hilton

    Eloping

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  16. Tim Knight's Charts
    Tim Knight's Charts

    Sloping

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  17. Heath Ledger's Films
    Heath Ledger's Films

    Calf roping

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  18. Shane

    What is this Perez Hilton? I think I played this game when I was 12

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  19. Tom Coughlin

    Head Coaching

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  20. Woody Allen

    Coping…

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  21. Perez Hilton

    Internet poaching

    http://perezhilton.com/

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  22. Joey Starret

    Shane! Come back, Shane!

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  23. Paris Hilton's Dirty Place
    Paris Hilton's Dirty Place

    Soaping

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  24. Larry Craig

    Groping

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  25. JakeGint

    Tom, while you’re here, buddy…

    Do the right thing and resign at the end of this season and let Spags become the head coach.

    Please?

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  26. Chung King

    Hong Konging

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  27. Gay Artiste

    Tauping…

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  28. Gazelle

    Loping…

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  29. Insolent Teen

    “Nope”ing…

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  30. Bill Clinton

    Perjuring

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  31. Rhyme Police

    rhyme also rime (rm)
    n.
    1. Correspondence of terminal sounds of words or of lines of verse.
    2.
    a. A poem or verse having a regular correspondence of sounds, especially at the ends of lines.
    b. Poetry or verse of this kind.
    3. A word that corresponds with another in terminal sound, as behold and cold.
    v. rhymed also rimed, rhym·ing also rim·ing, rhymes also rimes
    v.intr.
    1. To form a rhyme.
    2. To compose rhymes or verse.
    3. To make use of rhymes in composing verse.
    v.tr.
    1. To put into rhyme or compose with rhymes.
    2. To use (a word or words) as a rhyme.

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  32. Woodshedder

    Jake, did your kids dose your coffee with some meth?

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  33. Haiku Writer

    Rhyme on-time sublime
    Word play all day Sunday fun
    More please don’t tease me

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  34. Jake Gint's Ghost Writer
    Jake Gint's Ghost Writer

    Boo

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  35. Angelo  Mozilo

    Tanning

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  36. Lonely Single Guy
    Lonely Single Guy

    Right Handing

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  37. Fires of Hell

    Fanning

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  38. Trader With A Clue
    Trader With A Clue

    Shorting..

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  39. Britney Spears

    Parental Planning

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  40. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Broker I am wondering why the fuck you sold DUG and your oil shorts? What did you see that I am not seeing, not saying it was right or wrong just wondering what I am missing?
    http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/d42c4e06-cd2c-11dc-9b2b-000077b07658,s01=1.html

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  41. Dinosaur Trader

    Thanks to gapping for bring us back…

    -DT

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  42. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Looks like Asia is starting to sell off, maybe we will have an emergency rate cut tomorrow morning helicoptered in. What do you guys think?

    Personally I think if the FED cuts this week it will be a mistake.

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  43. Dinosaur Trader

    I agree… I think if they cut this week I’ll take all of my money out of my bank account and buy foreign currency with it since dollars will soon be worthless.

    -DT

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  44. JakeGint

    Better off buying silver doubloons.

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  45. JakeGint

    Can you believe the arrogance of these fucktards in Congress? Are people even paying attention?

    I mean, a “stimulus package?” Who the fuck do they think they are — the fucking Politburo?

    Frederick Hayek, where have ye gone?

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  46. JakeGint

    Every one of you internet leeches should be stapled to a chair until you’ve read The Road to Serfdom.

    Twice.

    And only then after you’ve been de-stapled from your rhyming lessons.

    You know who you are.

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  47. TraderCaddy

    Boomer- I am now watching Bobby Flay on The Food Channel have a biscuit and jam cooking contest against a Carol Faye at the Loveless Cafe in Nashville.

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  48. BOOMER

    turning it on now

    flay will die a painful death in this one. although i liked eating at Mesa Grill

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  49. BOOMER

    you cannot imagine how good her biscuits are. and the jam. damn. you can eat yourself sick.

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  50. fly’s don’t burn on the grill

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  51. TraderCaddy

    Boomer- I have The Loveless Cafe on my agenda now when I fly into Nashville in May if my son plays in the NCAA Regionals in Chattanooga.

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  52. CAP

    Shanghai melt down. Its over boys. Time to check out via the potassium cyanide. Its been nice knowing you ……

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  53. BOOMER

    NO! OUTRAGE!

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  54. TraderCaddy

    It’s one of the few times Bobby Flay has won. Tar and feather the Yankee!!!

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  55. JakeGint

    Capper– you’re still long??

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  56. The Fly

    Gapping:

    I sold my DUG because it was the timely thing to do.

    I can buy it back 6 dollars cheaper, now.

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  57. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Fly: Roger, good call. Now go buy it back 🙂

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