iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Keep Waiting

The much anticipated bounce is near.

With my money, I’ll risk being wrong short term, for right long term, by staying short.

Before I go, just know, it takes balls to hold onto big dicked gains.

As all of you know by now, “The Fly” has balls the size of whole planets or large moons.

Have a lukewarm weekend.

Off to celebrate, via 2 1/2 inch rib eyes and an aged bottle of Bordeuax [sic].

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21 comments

  1. jeff

    -1 sp eaux but I know that was intentional.

    enjoy the weekend, i too am holding my shit short

    dig dug dig dug dig dug

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  2. cashmoney

    the dow will be up 100+ on tuesday

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  3. crawford

    Moonballs. Nice nickname

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  4. Francesco

    you mean the much anticipated (little) bounce before another (big) drop

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  5. Mr. Miyagi

    “Man wif moonbarrs easiah to kick in clotch!”

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  6. MOONBALLS McHANGY
    MOONBALLS McHANGY

    Mine are swinging. See y’all Tuesday.

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  7. Mr. Miyagi

    Heah is amprifiah fo you, Moonbarrs:

    Lock On!!

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  8. Juice

    Bounce starts Tuesday. I’m hoping for a lock limit down open to lighten up on some shorts & BUY some stocks. I have 3 days to come up with a buy list. For those so inclined, feel free to share some bounce candidates.

    DUG is done for now.

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  9. JakeGint

    Juicy —

    EWJ is a safe bet here.

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  10. Francesco

    why ewj ?

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  11. JakeGint

    Frank:

    Because the Japs are about a week ahead of us in Shitsville. Down about 20% below the 200 day line yesterday, ready to rumble….

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  12. Leonard The Monkey

    The ultrashorts have been unreal and congrats on your ridiculous size gains!

    That being said the SKF is going to punch you in the balls if you hold it much longer. There is going to be some stupid gov bailout of the fin sector before you have a chance to reap the rewards of what should happen in a free capital market – simply because we don’t actually have one – we just like to say we do.

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  13. MarketRaider

    Bulls make money, Bears make money, Flys get slaughtered.

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  14. Juice

    Thx Jake .. I believe you are right

    Does anyone think the Sneaki Nikkei will ever see its bubble heights again ex inflation?

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  15. tristaina

    “aged bottle of bordeaux”? That sounds interesting, Fly. Can you be more precise?

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  16. JakeGint

    Tris–

    Are you kidding?

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  17. Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus
    Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus

    Jake, Son of Shorticus—

    Brother, Tristaina is my cupbearer. I warn you not to harass or intimidate this fine hermaphrodite.

    More wine!

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  18. tdub

    The fly covering a trade with his trader servant/boyfriend:

    http://www.vimeo.com/617492

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  19. TonyTheAnt

    i thought the bounce would last on friday but the bounce was crushed just prior to when bush opened his mouth. when bush announced his tax relief plan on oct 7 2001, the market rallied 4% in 2 days and another 1% within 2 wks. i had a strategy to let back into my shorts by structuring 1/3 of the trades friday, 1/3 tuesday, and 1/3 later in the month if the market rallies further. i’m very skeptical of a rally this week unless there is some kind of govt bailout announcement.

    right now, i am only short FXE (the euro). the ECB will eventually realize that inflation is not their main problem and act accordingly.

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  20. Francesco

    JakeGint

    the nekkei is starting week red down to disgrace at the moment .. better keep japan bounce idea on the closet for the moment 😉

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