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Fly Sell: DECK

I sold short 1,000 [[DECK]] @ $121.

Disclaimer: If you sell short DECK because of this post, Shorticus will buy every house on your block, bulldoze them, then build a temple in his honor. And, you may lose money.

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10 comments

  1. calvino

    Shortpenicus, which miasmic swamp did u spew out of? And stop mixing Hellenic and Hebrew metaphors, you illiterate pennicus. And go back talking about mens’ underwear, with your friends on Bareback Mountain, you Jake you Gimp. Same fucchole, different id.

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  2. malt liquor Bull

    right now Im going to pound a 4 pack of high end Hoegaarden come back and try to figure out what the fuck calvino says:

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  3. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    The deductive brilliance of my servant, “The Calvino,” whisks away one’s breath like a zephyr borne by Mercury, does it not?

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  4. Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus
    Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus

    Well said, calvino. I shall grant you any wish you desire, even up to half of Shorticus’ kingdom. I intend to have my hoplites cut his already short member off from betwixt his loins and place him in chains, to forever work in my winepress.

    In my wrath, I have also decreed demise and disaster on QMAR, a Greek shipping concern that I have tossed to and fro in the Aegean. They have mocked me and my cup of anger is overflowing. It would do you well to consider this QMAR for your next trading venture.

    More wine!

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  5. calvino

    Shortpenicus, go serve Priapicus, on the wrong side. Your master Calvino has been short shit when you were picking crumbs from Helicpoter’s beard. You just hanging on Marty McFly’s Deck short and it’s going to your lickle head.

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  6. malt liquor Bull

    retardius fuckfacius

    odd no?

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  7. calvino

    btw Marty McFly, I’m going to drink to you and your DECK short tonite.

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  8. The Fly

    “betwixt”

    Fucking genius.

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  9. Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus
    Bearonidus, Son of Shorticus

    Fly, you shall prosper and have success this year.

    More wine!

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  10. buylo

    So, wtf, Deck is at 122.28 +2% Fri 1/18 at 14:30NY. If you shorted at 121 means you lost money, like Tim. Better tune-up the time machine. Ok give you until close. But, maybe we should sell before close and this long unpredictaqble weekend. This Deck may also spike up on Tues. morning. Now, I got myself worried!

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