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Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Position Updates: DECK

Furry boots are stupid.

Sell [[DECK]] twice.

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15 comments

  1. Danny

    The problem is girls look justifiably hot in Uggs. I’m sorry, they do.

    see?

    And the hot girls I know who look similar to this still like them.

    Or course, the stock will probably trade lower.

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  2. tehdrunky

    you mean you dont like the boots with the fur? what about the reeboks with the straps?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=UDAaevTq51I

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  3. Danny

    link is fucked nevermind, laser beams win again

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  4. Danny

    I heard on the radio that it was the most requested song…ever. The DJ said, “I been djing here for 5 years, and when we first played this song, we had more calls asking for the boots with the fur than anything else.”

    Also, I can tell you from experience, that umm…girls get off on that song.

    boots with the fur > crox, trendwise. not even close to as ugly.

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  5. tehdrunky

    just as long as they arent wearing applebottom jeans…

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  6. Danny

    The girls I am talking about, no.

    That would be a line-crossing fashion decision.

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  7. tehdrunky

    how many people are going to wear boots with fur, applebottom jeans (yeah i can see some drunk guys thinking its funny), and soulja boy glasses for halloween next year?

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  8. ottnott

    Pavlov says drool, Danny

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  9. DPeezy

    “The problem is girls look justifiably hot in Uggs.”

    True, but it’s got more to do with the miniskirt/short shorts than those stupid boots. Of course, without the boots, they probably wouldn’t be in the miniskirts…

    That song has become overplayed very very fast. But in the clubs, it still works wonders. Kinda like ‘Hot in Herre’ did back in the day.

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  10. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Yes, children, “Hit the DECK” takes on a new meaning.

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  11. Danny

    Good idea tehd, I’m gonna remember that

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  12. The Fly

    DECK has 100 points of downside.

    Odd, no?

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  13. Danny

    once it is under the 200 day, game over. Above the 200, I’m scared what spoiled bitches can do with their dad’s cc.

    fly, you have a time machine, and it isn’t fair.

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  14. Potato sac

    A hot girl will look hot in a potato sack.
    An ugly girl will look ugly in uggs.
    The latest fashion only works if you hot.
    you ain’t cause you not

    the last line has nothing to do with the subject but I wanted to fit it in somehow

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