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Helicopter Ben to the Rescue

It looks like the Fed is prepared to do some serious rate cutting.

In reality, everyone knows the Fed will cut rates. So, this is not breaking news. Nonetheless, I think people are content with hearing it come from the horses mouth, as opposed to just rumors.

Without a doubt, substantial rate cuts will help the economy, long term. However, short term, nothing changes.

I’m not buying the pop, nor am I shorting it.

I’m just eating snacks and shit.

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20 comments

  1. Corn Trader

    Shit eater.

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  2. calvino

    fucchole

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  3. BOOMER

    “We stand ready to take substantive additional action as needed to support growth and to provide adequate insurance against downside risks.”

    Sounds like a all-clear to me, no?

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  4. calvino

    bernanke is

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  5. CubsRock

    Game Over for Gamestop [[GME]]

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  6. Leawoodblues

    rate cut rallies have pretty much sucked up to this point.

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  7. The Fly

    I had borrowed stock for GME yesterday, but didn’t have the heart to short it.

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  8. Chuck Keating

    Bought $NDX and $RUT calls at open. $SPX back to 1460 next week.

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  9. The Fly

    not a chance in hell, Keating.

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  10. alphadawgg

    I like Gardettos. Just opened up a second bag before the Bernanke Show starts.

    Cheetos comes next.

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  11. calvino

    I have problems shorting things that I don’t want to see die as well. I employed the sbux strategy today – when Helicpoter went on the cheerleading speech, I went sbux, an Ethipia Venti and a Tuna wrap. Buy sbux?? Nah, I missed the Schultz trade, although it was there. By the time I came back, the stockpushers ran out of product and the bounce was at 50, 5, 5. That made it easier to hold the fslr, bidu and crm short.

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  12. Chuck Keating

    Just watch. You been warned.

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  13. CubsRock

    Has BWLD bottomed? Fly needs to start pumping it again, else I will post something in PG 😛 It’s still got growth and don’t tell me consumers quit going there cause of housing probs/fears.

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  14. Gregory P

    >Without a doubt, substantial rate cuts will
    >help the economy, long term. However, short
    >term, nothing changes.

    I am curious as to why you can say that cutting rates is good for the long term but not the short term …. I completely disagree.

    Short term cutting the rates will get the US out of the recession. Cutting rates long term will just make any depression in the longer term more intense. My 2 cents worth …. which no doubt will cause mass flaming for me 🙂

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  15. jeff

    Helicopter man sounds like a fucking douche bag. He is the top criminal.

    Hence, we will further rape you by printing truck loads of more cash

    Heretofore, I will go to the CFR for lunch

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  16. pablodpt

    I totally agree with Gregory P

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  17. Juju bear

    No surprises. Pretty much what people expected. Down we go again.

    SDS is on the menu. I’ll try a portion right now, thank you.

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  18. calvino

    Looks like Helicpoter turned his trick and the 50bps cut is priced in. Juju going for the honey jar again?

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  19. Juju bear

    Dipping my toe in at this point, calvino.

    Oil prices testing 50 day MA. Dip below that and I start in with DUG.

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  20. calvino

    I got stung by DUG buying in when prices started dropping off the rally to 100 from two weeks ago. The prob – refiners margins go up, two way game.

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