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Fly Wins Again

Fuck China.

NOTE: In case you were wondering, yes, the market data (excluding quotes) on the left hand side is in real-time.

Tell me who else has that?

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51 comments

  1. broken A

    WTF???

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  2. Zip McDingle

    I hope it’s the next MVIS.

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  3. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    In honor of his buying RIMM even in the teeth of a roller coaster downdraft, I have deemed that tonight Mrs. Fly would say “yes” to the begging.

    Break out the frankincense, and break out the myrrh, there will be much rejoicing.

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  4. hagai

    Mr fly; Have you been sacked ?

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  5. TraderCaddy

    I see China and Hong Kong have started in the negative. The George Costanza method of investing needs to be taught at Harvard Business School.

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  6. BOOMER

    You making fun of me?

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  7. jeff

    rock the juke box fly

    Asia down

    fuck asia

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  8. The Fly

    no frankinsense, no myrhh, just the broom.

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  9. Wang Hung Lo

    Fry,
    You aw a flucktahd faw tinking China awr washed up. You bet against China? China have at reast tlee maw yeeah of glowf reft. Yaw time machine bloke, stupid Amelican Yankee !

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  10. BreakingOut17

    What are your thoughts on RS?

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  11. The Fly

    no good.

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  12. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Looks like FXP will only be down 5% tomorrow. Fuck that bitch is volatile.

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  13. gappingandyapping
    gappingandyapping

    Broker how much FXP you own? About $1.5M or so?

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  14. BreakingOut17

    Why no RS? Have you flipped on GLF too?

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  15. Leawoodblues

    Takeover premiums are bleeding out of metals in front of slowdown.

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  16. Hong Kong Bull

    HK down? This sin’t down! Down for us is >4% in the red. You pussies don’t know what a bad day is until you trade over here ๐Ÿ™‚

    Cheung Kong Holdings (0001.hk) has announced a share placement which is dragging things down a little. Add to that the 15% run up in the local property stocks and not knowing what the fuck is going to happen in your neck of the woods tonight, and we have no reason to go higher.

    It’s all good though, I’ve been banking coin with my index put warrants ๐Ÿ˜‰

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  17. The Fly

    HK Bull:

    Question:

    Why do the pe multiples from HK and the mainland vary?

    Also, any idea what kind of multiple the Heng Seng is tagged at now?

    Looking over some H-shares, I’m amazed at the multiples and market caps, yet no sell offs.

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  18. ottnott

    Here’s the explanation for the 2007 Santa Claus rally

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  19. DPeezy

    Lol, Shorticus…that was one of the funnier things I’ve read in a while…

    How was it, Mr. The Fly?

    Notice: I failed to refresh page to see more than the first 3 responses to this post. I lose.

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  20. Hong Kong Bull

    “Why do the pe multiples from HK and the mainland vary?”

    Because those arsehats up north are gambling fucktards… us HK types (expats n that) aren’t quite as fucktarded as they are… close, but not quite.

    “Also, any idea what kind of multiple the Heng Seng is tagged at now?”

    No idea, and I’m too scared to attempt to find out for fear of blowing my already feeble mind.

    “Looking over some H-shares, Iรขโ‚ฌโ„ขm amazed at the multiples and market caps, yet no sell offs.”

    There’s sell offs every day here. If stock A breaks wind, it either goes up a million percent, or down to zero. It’s a great place to make and lose money, particularely if you fancy a little warrant action… I’ve hedged my long positions with some carefully selected (read, dart thrown at list) puts, while I gamble against those fucked up 50% overvalued property stocks!

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  21. The Fly

    HK:

    You should sign up for the PG and tell some Heng Seng trading tales.

    I’m sure many of us would like to hear how shit works there.

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  22. Hong Kong Bull

    No worries mate… I’d like it if someone would explain it to me ๐Ÿ˜€

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  23. Can you put the DOW and S&P futures on the left side of the screen please?

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  24. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Boomer my son:

    Take the benificence of Zeus and Apollo that so briefly shines upon your BOOM stock early this morning, before I assemble my lightning bolts anew.

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  25. mrkcbill

    The market data is great…thanks.

    Who needs Yahoo.

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  26. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    Did I fail to mention?

    Rather than punish RIMM overmuch I turned it into a deer instead.

    That today is “Hunt Day” in Olympus was sheer coincidence, I assure you.

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  27. Shorticus, Demigod of Financia
    Shorticus, Demigod of Financia

    For those children who cannot see into the future, a “futures” ticker would be beneficial I believe.

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  28. Mr. LIMM's Yoda

    KC Birr:

    Dlop dis, you did:

    “?”

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  29. Mr. LIMM's Yoda

    To INO.com fo’ sirver plices go I.

    Added to the commodity tickel above, I need not.

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  30. BOOMER

    Got an email that BOOM won ts biggest contract ever, and will announce just such news in a bit

    Short carefully.

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  31. Juice

    FYI , Mark Haines just said:

    “Trannies are up!”

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  32. BOOMER

    Trannies are always up – its the meth.

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  33. Alvari40

    Boom,

    Thx for the BOOM info.

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  34. BOOMER

    Same anon source that told me about the acquisition…

    he’s (assuming its a dude) been wrong before, but definitively more right than wrong over the last two years.

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  35. BOOMER

    Is Bernanke speaking today? I am away from tv.

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  36. Juice

    Erin Burnett said:

    “Trannies are up!”

    Haines concurred – ‘Trannies are up 50!”

    Go Trannies, GO !

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  37. Alvari40

    Boom,

    Yes – I heard 1 ish Eastern time.

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  38. Wang Hang Lo

    You aw be calfur naw to confuse a bubbur wit a boom. Chinee mahket stiew goo prace to invest Amelican dorrah. Vely much coin in China.

    Chinee middre crass just getting cledit cahds. Day wiew spend money on tlinkets an big ticket items an such. We aw discoveling how goo it is to rive goo rife rike Amelican yankee. Yaw middre crass use cledit to buy 60% of your goos. We in China onry have cledit pulchase fo 5% of goos we buy. Many mo pulchases happen, dliving Chinee economy.

    US srowdown, no mattah. Eben dough US buy 26% of China expohts, China economic glowth wiew come flom domestic demand, lepracing expoh business dat onry accounts fo 19% of China GDP.

    We pick up whe-ah yaw Baby Booma reave off. We have own Baby Boomas ova heah. Werr educated an goo, hah wauking.

    Dis lepaw coultesy of my Yoda, who smaht. Not rike Mista LIMM’s Yoda who not know ass flom ho in glound.

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  39. zephler

    lol, all of you, like sheep, sell into the fear that is broadcast every night on the news about stock market collapse…don’t you fucktards get it? It’s a game, meant to shake you out. Bulls are now stronger than ever, especially now that you are all convinced of the “liquidity crunch” or sub prime garbage will destroy the world….lol..

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  40. calvino

    hey assramp, you lol after your positions bank dumm fucchole. havin a guttermouth doesn’t make you a trader. a shitcan like you would last three minutes, and that’s only because you would get shitcanned after you succed your margin brokers dicc.

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  41. BOOMER

    HWAY knock knock knockin on 70s door.

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  42. Austin

    Boomer…

    …are you buying this info. Love to follow you on your trades of this stock.

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  43. goatblowtacus

    seekingalpha= some decent info but mostly benny hill rejects

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  44. Alvari40

    The latest question on CNBC is “is Wall Street losing patience with Ben Bernanke?” Let’s see, Bernanke’s first day on the job was February 1, 2006. Since then, the market has increased 16% to date. Isn’t it possible that we just need a bit more patience here?

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  45. Henry Paulsen

    Bernanke is a professor who needs a membership to the good ol’ boy network on the Street. Only then will he figure out how the game works.

    He would get more sponsors for a membership if he would just do what we tell him to do. Maybe it will happen today as planned.

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  46. SaNTa

    Fuck you.

    The PRC will build a fucking solar powered magnetic spacecraft, much to your chagrin, because nobody here wants to develop new shit.

    America has been consumed.

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  47. Alvari40

    Yeah, but it seems that we have a bunch of low life, parasites acting like Bernanke needs to listen to them in particular -the Cramer and Leasmans (sic) of the world (and I am sure others on Fox if I got that fucktarded channel). It seems like those self absorbed assbites are the ones that jonz to be accepted by the good ole boy system. Their tired shit grinds on me but I need background news that doesn’t put me to sleep (leaves Bloomberg out). Anyone know of an on-line news source that measures up? I’m desperate. Ratigan, Leasman, Gasparino, etc. Driving me crazy.

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  48. alphadawgg

    Alvari40–
    I like The Financial Times, http://www.ft.com.

    It’s more global in viewpoint and they don’t have Cramer or any British versions of him.

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  49. Alvari40

    dawgg,

    Many thanks for the bone. I will certainly check it out with great haste.

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  50. BOOMER

    austin –

    Not buying HWAY

    BOT 10k BOOM sub 49.

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