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BREAKING NEWS of the RED ALERT VARIETY: Prepare For the Hammer of Certain Death

Unemployment rate eclipses 5%.

Recession is a foregone conclusion.

Fly wins again.

Sell until there is nothing left.

Odd, no?

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27 comments

  1. brian

    flush…….Bonds looking good

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  2. The Fly

    FXP UPDATE:

    China to take more steps to cool economy, inflation – Bloomberg.com

    Bloomberg.com reports China’s central bank said it will take more steps this year to cool inflation and prevent the world’s fastest growing major economy from overheating. A “tighter monetary policy” will “help prevent the economy from overheating and prevent price increases from spreading,” the central bank said in a statement on its Web site today after concluding a two-day annual work meeting in Beijing. It didn’t specify measures it would take.

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  3. nncoco

    WTF happened in Japan over night?

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  4. Richard A.

    The Fly dressed up as Mothra and took out Japan.

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  5. ottnott

    Japan’s markets had been closed, so they had some catching down to do.

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  6. nullpointer

    so much for my “we are fine as long as people are working” thesis.

    fuck. me.

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  7. buylo

    !

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  8. buylo

    don’t trust the financial media, they are just trying to spread panic! aaaahhhhhhhhhh

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  9. mrkcbill

    Kansas City Trifecta
    Hillary Loses….Huckabee Wins…..KU Wins….

    Life is Good..

    PPT.to the rescue…Interest is going down…Stocks are going up. Be careful

    I’m going to listen to Howie and Elton John all day today!

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  10. Juice

    yes! implosion of the economy & death to people

    yet, we profit

    odd, no?

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  11. The Fly

    Nice.

    Fly’s new slogan:

    “Profiting from the Death of America, since 2008.”

    Too patriotic?

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  12. BOOMER

    Stop! Hammer time!

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  13. BOOMER

    You could also use, “Profiting from the Homo Hammer of Certain Death (not that there’s anything wrong with that) Since 2008”

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  14. big snacks

    watch the put/calls.. they have been high the last few days…

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  15. Buy time!

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  16. CubsRock

    Buy and enjoy the bounce.

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  17. The Fly

    I like that one better Boom.

    Good job.

    Now get back to work.

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  18. The Fly

    What bounce?

    You people are delusional.

    Don’t you ‘tards know what recessions do to stocks?

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  19. kd

    Fly,
    did you see the new video about mvis?
    does that reconfirm your belief in mvis and management?
    kd

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  20. The Fly

    KD:

    The product is great.

    My only concern is the supply chain and the ability to remain on schedule.

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  21. Richard C.

    On the brighter side, news video of SHOW
    http://www.king5.com/video/news-index.html?nvid=205525
    From http://www.kings5.com yesterday’s videos

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  22. kd

    did you hear something about suppy chain that concerns you. And if they do experience some supply chain issues, how long could they last? This is a new concept and I’m sure there will be short term issues, but may be delay of 1q at most.

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  23. BOOMER

    STop with the damn SHOW videos. It’s a frakking projector. We get it. It projects. In color. Vividly. Sell a few first, ok.

    Sorry, Fly. A little cranky from my explosion clad enema this AM. At least I didnt buy ZUMZ.

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  24. BOOMER

    BOT 2000 BOOM @ 58.80

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  25. kmorph

    Boomer, you’re like a freaking boom psychic. I should just do what you do.

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  26. kidstock

    Perhaps instead of throwing chicken bones you should be considering declaring partial victory on some of your hedges…

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  27. kidstock

    JCG is ripe for the picking down here.

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