iBankCoin
18 years in Wall Street, left after finding out it was all horseshit. Founder/ Master and Commander: iBankCoin, finance news and commentary from the future.
Joined Nov 10, 2007
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Don’t Do That

Look you, I don’t listen to “internet people” suggestions or opinions. Most of you are retarded in the first place, with your 3rd grade writing skills. Don’t come here with recommendations. I will kill all of your goldfish and have your kitchen cabinets removed, mainly for revenge.

Whatever you have going for you, with regards to bullshit brokerage accounts, connections on Wall Street or new rims on your car, it’s meaningless and less than Fly.

Aside from that, RIMM is almost a buy. Like I said on Friday, wait for that fucker to settle in under $105, prior to taking a gambling position.

However, it’s worth noting, I have no sense of urgency to add more RIMM, considering my low basis.

LNN is on fucking fire; VMI is next. I’d bet my eyes on it, if I didn’t lose them in the last bet.

Chinese related stocks are getting kicked in the noodles. With my money, I prefer shorting China here, via FXP, than going long.

Credit related names are taking a breather. My fledging ACF position is weak and asshattish. I will give it two more days, then BAM, off with its head.

Finally, there are fucking ground rules here, assholes. The number one rule here is NEVER to fuck with my large positions. Talking shit about MVIS is equal to wearing a blue sweater in an all blood neighborhood. Whatever you think you know, reserve it for people who value low-IQ/scatter brained drivel.

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12 comments

  1. newequity

    Take your positions, the market is ready to move.

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  2. Dinosaur Trader

    I picked up some VMI on the LNN strength. However, I have to say, I’m a little confused why it’s not already acting stronger, so I’m keeping this position on a short leash.

    -DT

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  3. SaNTa

    Fifty pelcent of gordfish kirred in tlansit anyway Mista Fry.

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  4. DEVILDOG

    We’re going higher bitches!

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  5. DPeezy

    When? What? Higher? I see red across the board…

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  6. Danny

    look closer dpeezy

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  7. DEVILDOG

    DPeezy:
    I was hoping the Fly was right when he said it on Friday.

    I guess he thought the paulson housing fix fairytale would last longer for GS to have more time to establish SHORT positions.

    BULL(SHITTERS) leaving the cows out to pasture with no green grass?

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  8. riverrat

    There was been consistent selling all day, but it has not taken us all the much lower. I don’t know what to make of it. It seems when it looks like the market will roll over, buyers show up, or the selling stops.

    A little strength could push this market higher.

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  9. SaNTa

    Fucking pirates at GS.

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  10. DEVILDOG

    riverrat:

    The BULL(SHITTERS) led by GS are slowly sneaking away from the stupid cows. The bulls do not want the cows following them to the SHORT side until they set up the next bounce when they cover their SHORTS off the cow’s long margin calls. MOOBOOHOO!!!

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  11. Fred

    Assholes require a message from sendahole.com.

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